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Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

General Bullshit � Ukraine War: Sweet Dave, the supply of weapons is completely classified

# ? Mar 5, 2024 03:09

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# ? May 28, 2024 01:12

OAquinas: Jan 27, 2008; Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

golden bubble posted:

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us...xt=March%204%20(Reuters)%20-%20A,Justice%20Department%20said%20on%20Monday

If you are 63 and a "hot 22 year old" starts coming on to you, you should be at least a little suspicious

Goddamn, I don't know how you can read that without picturing the person on the other end typing while saying "Holy poo poo, I can't believe he's actually buying this"

I mean, that's "I AM A SPY" in verbose writing.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 03:16

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

golden bubble posted:

https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1764781238550680002

I put on my robe and cyka blyat

# ? Mar 5, 2024 03:35

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Jerk Burger posted:

Dave is dumb as poo poo

That�s certainly consistent with the available evidence, but please also consider this wise perspective:

https://x.com/presidenttoguro/status/1764792156135264360

# ? Mar 5, 2024 03:52

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

Subjunctive posted:

That�s certainly consistent with the available evidence, but please also consider this wise perspective:

https://x.com/presidenttoguro/status/1764792156135264360

Makes you think.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 04:07

Flavahbeast: Jul 21, 2001

Cthulu Carl posted:

General Bullshit � Ukraine War: Sweet Dave, the supply of weapons is completely classified

lol

# ? Mar 5, 2024 04:10

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1764616136128164297#m

Sounds like they're saying the Soviets did a terrible job back in WW2, then?

Also, Dave is so dumb, I'm surprised he wasn't in the Marine corps.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 06:17

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Let�s not act like being a bible salesman in the chairforce isn�t worse

Sweet Dave wanting that strange makes him slightly less stupid than Jack teixera https://twitter.com/jackryan212/status/1764848769848201248?s=46&t=lbKxPpxJyMeDN0i-nFAg4A because at least he thought he would get something out of it besides the undying respect of gamer shitposters who couldn�t drive yet

# ? Mar 5, 2024 06:36

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

mllaneza posted:

Makes you think.

I wish I had some classified info...

# ? Mar 5, 2024 06:40

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Me telling a totally Ukrainian woman that NATO ninjas have a �surprise� for Putin. Going up his butt

# ? Mar 5, 2024 06:44

zone: Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1764898658779017597#m

The Sergey Kotov is done for.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 07:30

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

The problem with "tankie", is that when people really mean to say "authoritarian cruelty affectionado", or "genocide enthusiast", they say "tankie", which is shorter but less descriptive and thus leaves room for misinterpretation.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 07:42

beer_war: Mar 10, 2005

zone posted:

The Sergey Kotov is done for.

glug glug motherfuckers

# ? Mar 5, 2024 08:05

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

From Russia with Dave.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 08:11

haddedam: Feb 19, 2024; by Fluffdaddy

wit posted:

Well now I'm caught in a web. How about oligarch adjacent fuckheads with a penchant for doodling on maps?

e: didnt realise orc was now considered a slur applied to russians in general. Early on it was specifically the invading meatwalls.

Don't worry, russians love slurs. Anyone who speaks russian and has enjoyed being in a server with them knows what's up.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 08:28

Comstar: Apr 20, 2007; Are you happy now?

beer_war posted:

glug glug motherfuckers

Can we get an updated picture with the ships sunk crossed out?

# ? Mar 5, 2024 08:41

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Tai posted:

Nah tankies are not remotely nazi at all. Just very naive people.

They sure embrace a lot of Nazi talking points so IDK about that.

Dwesa posted:

Hilldawg Dimon

Lol but also is Medvedev short or does he have a huge head?

e: According to Google he's 198 cm tall.

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Mar 5, 2024

# ? Mar 5, 2024 08:50

CeeJee: Dec 4, 2001; Oven Wrangler

zone posted:

The Sergey Kotov is done for.

There is a second drone visible first against the shore lights reflected in the water and the wake is highlighted with the explosion. Ukraine will probably release footage from the drones with the second one sailing into the hole made by the first.
Also interesting to see some kind of two stage warhead on that hit. If I was filming on that boat I'd start heading for the lifeboats. Some guy in an office in Odessa has your fate in his hands and there is nothing you can do except hope they are going for another boat.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 09:05

Budzilla: Oct 14, 2007; We can all learn from our past mistakes.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

e: According to Google he's 198 cm tall.

That's the tennis player.....

# ? Mar 5, 2024 09:09

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Budzilla posted:

That's the tennis player.....

Yeah Google sucks.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 09:11

Dwesa: Jul 19, 2016; Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1764898658779017597#m

The Sergey Kotov is done for.

drone footage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfwvz43QYxU

# ? Mar 5, 2024 09:29

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

That was... *several* hits.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 10:06

zone: Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1764915821782966457#m
:dukedog:

# ? Mar 5, 2024 10:34

CAT INTERCEPTOR: Nov 9, 2004; Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1764898658779017597#m

The Sergey Kotov is done for.

Russia losing naval warfare to a country without a navy never gets old

# ? Mar 5, 2024 11:03

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Russia losing naval warfare to a country without a navy never gets old

People thought that the Russo-Japanese naval war was too one-sided, and then Russia had to go above and beyond...

# ? Mar 5, 2024 11:19

ReelBigLizard: Feb 27, 2003; Fallen Rib

beer_war posted:

Jackson Hinkle is a tankie

https://x.com/EliotHiggins/status/1764347344328249820?s=20

insha'Allah the drones find him

# ? Mar 5, 2024 11:28

Disco Pope: Dec 6, 2004; Top Class!

ReelBigLizard posted:

insha'Allah the drones find him

Sweet Dave, do you have a surprise for him?

# ? Mar 5, 2024 11:30

beer_war: Mar 10, 2005

Comstar posted:

Can we get an updated picture with the ships sunk crossed out?

# ? Mar 5, 2024 11:43

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

I never once liked the Serihy Kotov even for a minute. Good riddance.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 12:14

Dwesa: Jul 19, 2016; Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

two birds with one stone?

# ? Mar 5, 2024 12:44

spleen merchant: Jul 1, 2007; Fun Shoe

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1764544229978558860

Pretty crazy that the trains were blamed.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 13:01

Sedgr: Sep 16, 2007; Neat!

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1764898658779017597#m

The Sergey Kotov is done for.

Rear Admiral Big Z and the Ukrainian Navy strike again. :hmmyes:

The NATO warlock towers will be pleased.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 14:32

beer_war: Mar 10, 2005

The ICC posted:

Situation in Ukraine: ICC judges issue arrest warrants against Sergei Ivanovich Kobylash and Viktor Nikolayevich Sokolov

Today, 5 March 2024, Pre-Trial Chamber II of the International Criminal Court, composed of Judge Rosario Salvatore Aitala, Presiding, Judge Tomoko Akane and Judge Sergio Gerardo Ugalde Godinez (�ICC� or �Court�) issued warrants of arrest for two individuals, Mr Sergei Ivanovich Kobylash and Mr Viktor Kinolayevich Sokolov, in the context of the situation in Ukraine for alleged crimes committed from at least 10 October 2022 until at least 9 March 2023.

Mr Sergei Ivanovich Kobylash, born on 1 April 1965, a Lieutenant General in the Russian Armed Forces, who at the relevant time was the Commander of the Long-Range Aviation of the Aerospace Force, and Mr Viktor Kinolayevich Sokolov, born 4 April 1962, an Admiral in the Russian Navy, who at the relevant time was the Commander of the Black Sea Fleet, are each allegedly responsible for the war crime of directing attacks at civilian objects (article 8(2)(b)(ii) of the Rome Statute) and the war crime of causing excessive incidental harm to civilians or damage to civilian objects (article 8(2)(b)(iv) of the Rome Statute), and the crime against humanity of inhumane acts under article 7(1)(k) of the Rome Statute. There are reasonable grounds to believe they bear individual criminal responsibility for the aforementioned crimes for (i) having committed the acts jointly and/or through others (article 25(3)(a) of the Rome Statute), (ii) ordering the commission of the crimes, and/or (iii) for their failure to exercise proper control over the forces under their command (article 28(a) of the Rome Statute).

The two warrants of arrest were issued following applications filed by the Prosecution. Pre-Trial Chamber II considered that there are reasonable grounds to believe that the two suspects bear responsibility for missile strikes carried out by the forces under their command against the Ukrainian electric infrastructure from at least 10 October 2022 until at least 9 March 2023. During this time-frame, there was an alleged campaign of strikes against numerous electric power plants and sub-stations, which were carried out by the Russian armed forces in multiple locations in Ukraine.

Pre-Trial Chamber II found that there are reasonable grounds to believe that the alleged strikes were directed against civilian objects, and for those installations that may have qualified as military objectives at the relevant time, the expected incidental civilian harm and damage would have been clearly excessive to the anticipated military advantage.

Pre-Trial Chamber II also considered that the alleged campaign of strikes qualifies as a course of conduct involving the multiple commission of acts against a civilian population, pursuant to a State policy, in the meaning of Article 7 of the Statute. As such, there are reasonable grounds to believe that the suspects also bear responsibility for the crime against humanity of �other inhumane acts [�] intentionally causing great suffering, or serious injury to body or to mental or physical health�, as per article 7(1)(k) of the Rome Statute.

The content of the warrants is issued �secret� in order to protect witnesses and to safeguard the investigations. However, mindful that conduct similar to that addressed in the present situation, which amounts to violations of international humanitarian law, is alleged to be ongoing, the Chamber considers that public awareness of the warrants may contribute to the prevention of the further commission of crimes. Therefore, Pre-Trial Chamber II considers it to be in the interest of justice to authorise the Registry to publicly disclose the existence of the warrants, the name of the suspects, the crimes for which the warrants are issued, and the modes of liability.