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hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro
cyberbeast

so cool

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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Jonny 290 posted:

tesla's so in love with the vape batteries that they spun up a whole loving thing to run their cars off of content-aware-scaled up vape batteries, rather than admitting it's no longer the best approach and switching to more modern cells that can be effectively cooled

Sounds like you doubt the wisdom of the TecnoKing

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
has there ever been a pic of elon vaping

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

moist turtleneck posted:

has there ever been a pic of elon vaping

You should ask him on X, the Everything app

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

moist turtleneck posted:

has there ever been a pic of elon vaping

There's that pic of the other billionaire hosing him down like a beached whale. Does that count?

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Elon is the dune messiah of the planet of the vapes?


Epic!!!!!!!!

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
is hyping up vaporware considered vaping? if so the yeah there's tons of footage

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
He's vaporized a lot of lithium.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


spacemang_spliff posted:

i mean what the gently caress did you expect lol

That the leopards wouldn't eat HIS face

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

Desert Bus posted:

He's vaporized a lot of lithium.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Jonny 290 posted:

the Technoking has arrived, making sure to not comment on the "hey @elonmusk how do i get another one" post but making sure to blame a service worker (its been confirmed a valet was not driving it)



Correct. All user input is error.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

hubris.height posted:

cyberbeast

so cool

cyberleast :c00l:

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


mr. cyberbeast here

elmo ftl!

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Desert Bus posted:

There's that pic of the other billionaire hosing him down like a beached whale. Does that count?

Pretty sure that was a crewman from the yacht doing the hosing.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
if you are not up to the task (driving a car), a Tesla may kill you.
I'm a smart car cmpany guy
:elon:

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Rudeboy Detective posted:

mr. cyberbeast here

elmo ftl!

fake

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Jonny 290 posted:

tesla's so in love with the vape batteries that they spun up a whole loving thing to run their cars off of content-aware-scaled up vape batteries, rather than admitting it's no longer the best approach and switching to more modern cells that can be effectively cooled

yeah it was a reasonablly good idea when you're a plucky little startup with 1 factory and buying a bunch of cheap 18650 batteries from china and sticking them together in parallel is cheap enough... in 2010

not so in 2024 lol

all the china EVs have like cool lifepo4 which is vastly better than lithium-ion. i've got a portable hefty-but-huge-charge electric battery pack with LiFepo4 and it's great

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Animal Teams

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1764852993344536578?t=w1xtGw-2HFoaKhOzOnkp1g&s=19
Not even sure what he's trying to say here.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Rudeboy Detective posted:


or will this vast intellect be so overcome with sadness at the state of his charges that he wipes us all out?

think about it

:allears: oh I have. one could go as far as maybe calling it a nightly and morning prayer.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

what is the gently caress u talkin bout bitch?

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
it’s a clear choice: nuke the earth or vote Republican. pick one.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

woke jeopardy

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

man he’s so smart I’m going to try to be just like him


uh uh
um
uh
uh
um yeah uh
uh

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Young Orc
wokepardy

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

That isn’t even the format of a Jeopardy question, the most well-understand game show format on the planet.

“Voting Republican”
“What is… the only thing worse than nuclear hellfire?”

there I fixed the format of your stupid joke but it doesn’t make it good it still loving sucks.

“Me on Wheel of Fortune: is woke killing America? I’d like to phone a friend!”

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Tom Tucker posted:

That isn’t even the format of a Jeopardy question

he said woke jeopardy, idiot

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT
misunderstanding a game show worse than the reynolds family

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Tom Tucker posted:

That isn’t even the format of a Jeopardy question, the most well-understand game show format on the planet.

“Voting Republican”
“What is… the only thing worse than nuclear hellfire?”

there I fixed the format of your stupid joke but it doesn’t make it good it still loving sucks.

“Me on Wheel of Fortune: is woke killing America? I’d like to phone a friend!”

that’s exactly why he’s so smart imagine the bell curve meme
normal people would respond to a jeopardy answer with “what is”
but elon and jedis would say “B”

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020


So few understand this


No seriously so few understand this because it doesn't make any loving sense

Hallucinogenic Toreador
Nov 21, 2000

Whoooooahh I'd be
Nothin' without you
Baaaaaa-by

He thinks that American aid to Ukraine creates a risk of nuclear war. This is him laying the groundwork for endorsing trump.

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
jeopardy needs to be woke after that fascist blossom was the host

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

moist turtleneck posted:

has there ever been a pic of elon vaping

He's a vapid bitch in every picture, that should count

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

ben shapino posted:

So few understand this


No seriously so few understand this because it doesn't make any loving sense

I understand it but that's because I consume chud twitter.

He's referencing people asking AI poo poo like "Is it okay to misgender someone if it saves 100 lives?" and the AI giving a normal noncommittal response.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
anything funny or actionable happen

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Woke Jeopardy ideas....do not steal

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Tesla's factory in Germany has been forced to halt production for the minor reason that someone burned the power lines leading to the plant.

No idea who caused it but it is being investigated as arson. There are environmental activists camping outside the plant protesting a planned expansion of the factory.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Nenonen posted:

Tesla's factory in Germany has been forced to halt production for the minor reason that someone burned the power lines leading to the plant.

No idea who caused it, but there are environmental activists camping outside the plant protesting a planned expansion of the factory.

They are pure evil

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

a.lo posted:

They are pure evil

Powerlines? drat straight they are!

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