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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1764824422056083462 This is why politics and political reporters suck rear end. How Ave none of them asked him about the baseball player uniforms where you can see their dicks? Like you could have him go on a Jina rant or how "it's disgraceful!" Or something about how they're nothing like Ol' Tungsten Arm O'Doyle
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Oscar Wild posted:This is why politics and political reporters suck rear end. How Ave none of them asked him about the baseball player uniforms where you can see their dicks? Like you could have him go on a Jina rant or how "it's disgraceful!" Or something about how they're nothing like Ol' Tungsten Arm O'Doyle Wait! You can really see their dicks? yes you can my firend 
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Mar 5, 2024 05:53
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Lol I was sweating how the polls were all breaking Trump, but this one and the minority NYT one have me 100% convinced now some shits going on to astroturf polls to lay the ground for a STOLLEN ELECTION tour.
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Mar 5, 2024 05:58
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wheatpuppy posted:Got some bad news for you, brace yourself: pants aren't toilets. Anything can be a toilet if you are presidential enough and my god that man is presidential.
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Mar 5, 2024 05:59
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EmbryoSteve posted:Holy poo poo.lmaooo 
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Mar 5, 2024 05:59
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Agents are GO! posted:Yeah I'm tired of hearing those people just going ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK. Speak American! Put a guy from Boston with a guy from Mississippi and I promised the two wouldn't understand eachother. It amazes me how many times I'll watch an Irish video and in the comments are a bunch of american idiots screeming about what language is this?!
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Mar 5, 2024 06:01
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vaginite posted:Lol I was sweating how the polls were all breaking Trump, but this one and the minority NYT one have me 100% convinced now some shits going on to astroturf polls to lay the ground for a STOLLEN ELECTION tour. Who the gently caress is staying on a phone call with some random rear end stranger? Idiots. Who do idiots love? Trump.
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Mar 5, 2024 06:05
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spunkshui posted:Who the gently caress is staying on a phone call with some random rear end stranger? Normally how it works is you answer some demographic questions, then say who you support. I’m 100% convinced there’s a bunch of chuds saying they’re a democrat, gay, under 30, etc. and support TRUMP then the pollsters are adding that to their numbers. It’s like when you review bomb LOTR as a “black woman” mad that they ruined JRR Tolkiens vision of master race aryan elves.
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Mar 5, 2024 06:12
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Preoptopus posted:Put a guy from Boston with a guy from Mississippi and I promised the two wouldn't understand eachother. It amazes me how many times I'll watch an Irish video and in the comments are a bunch of american idiots screeming about what language is this?! "Abloobloobloobloo I can't understand this fellow speaking with a brogue abloobloobloobloobloo"
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Mar 5, 2024 06:14
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Oscar Wild posted:Wait! You can really see their dicks? When I first heard the story, the first thing I thought was "I wonder if Fanatics made it", and sure enough... Every single thing they do is garbage, and it sucks because they've positioned themselves to be the only game in town for a lot of poo poo. I'd rather buy bootleg stuff over Fanatics stuff; the quality is most likely better too. Like they are completely incapable of making anything quality for anyone and have the nerve to charge premium prices for their crap.
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Mar 5, 2024 06:15
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vaginite posted:Lol I was sweating how the polls were all breaking Trump, but this one and the minority NYT one have me 100% convinced now some shits going on to astroturf polls to lay the ground for a STOLLEN ELECTION tour. Yeah, it's really loving dumb at this point. Republicans have been getting stomped by everyone under 40 in all the recent elections. Not just beaten, but absolutely curb stomped. Especially when Trump backed someone. They're not all going to suddenly decide Trump is the person who is going to give women their rights back out of the blue.
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Mar 5, 2024 06:17
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Who wants in on Obama's Choom Gang Fart Murder?
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Mar 5, 2024 06:18
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Funky See Funky Do posted:thats whats loving with the polls. young people are just lolling and putting down trump instead of taking the sanctity of the poll seriously Polls are a joke because they can pick their targets to poll in the first place. So without knowing who they polled, a political poll is completely useless.
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Mar 5, 2024 06:42
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Mar 5, 2024 06:50
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The kids are all Right.
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Mar 5, 2024 06:51
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 Not a parody account
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Mar 5, 2024 06:52
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Not a denial, lol.
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Mar 5, 2024 07:02
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Back when Trump was in charge I paid a visit to NYC, one of the first things I remember seeing was a group of immigrants playing cricket on a basketball court. I was on a bus full of Aussies, it kind of made us feel a bit at home. This but more about their Top 250 Guitarists of All Time list
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Mar 5, 2024 07:04
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
I am so sick of paying $20 for a cookie!
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Mar 5, 2024 07:09
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Froghammer posted:You got me, thread I mean, where else would a fart murderer be?
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Mar 5, 2024 07:10
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I would murder someone for chewing with their mouth open, so while I don't endorse fart murderer, I can sympathize with fart murderer.
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Mar 5, 2024 07:10
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
Holy poo poo Lowtax is alive.
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Mar 5, 2024 07:15
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Where in Sam Hill does one have to pay $18 for a cookie
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Mar 5, 2024 07:18
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BrigadierSensible posted:I thought this story was going to end with your uncle making GBS threads on your dad's face. sry I lied,he actually sprayed diaherreah all over my dad's face, Yuck!
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Mar 5, 2024 07:23
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
My husband is very liberal, like, slightly to the right of me and he constantly complains about what recent inflation is doing to how much we spend on cereal and cat food. We, conservatively, spend $100 a month on cut flowers and $50 on candles without any concern but if the price of his Cheerios goes up $.25 I hear about it for hours. It's concerning to me that inflation being out of control ranks as a major concern to my husband, who drinks 2 Monster Energy drinks a day at $3 each, which are stored in one of our three refrigerators/freezers.
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Mar 5, 2024 07:25
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
Sounds like the cookie guy needs to WORK HARDER. Bootstraps and such. Greatest Country in the world - America.
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Mar 5, 2024 07:26
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Senor Tron posted:Holy poo poo Lowtax is alive. lol
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Mar 5, 2024 07:26
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MrMojok posted:Where in Sam Hill does one have to pay $18 for a cookie He was trying to type “some coke” but autocorrect got him.
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Mar 5, 2024 07:31
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Agents are GO! posted:Yeah I'm tired of hearing those people just going ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK. Speak American! Accent chat: I am Australian. From Melbourne. I don't even have a particularly strong accent. Anyways, some years ago, I had a girlfriend from Indianappolis, and I flew to visit her in her accursed city. (seriously, no footpaths anywhere useful, giant Fast Food logos on giant poles everywhere, and just desolation incarnate.) So we went out to a bar and drank, Then coming home, we stopped at a Dennys or some such. Whilst my girlfriend and her friend were parking the car, I went in early to hang a piss. "Umm hi. Where are your toilets?" "..." "Hello, I need to hang a piss. Where are the toilets please?" "..." "Do you have toilets?" "... Wha? The bathrooms are over there." "Cool. Thanks." So I go do my business and return to the table to find my girlfriend and her friend laughing at me." They tell me whilst I was taking a slash, the waiter came over and asked "Is that guy with you?", and they said yeah. "Is he retarded?" "No, he's just Australian." And that is my story about why Americans can't even understand English when it is spoken to them.
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Mar 5, 2024 07:38
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BrigadierSensible posted:Accent chat: See this is why we need Trump to keep weirdos speaking weird out of this country. "Hang a piss"? What the gently caress is wrong with you?
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Mar 5, 2024 07:42
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
i thought lowtax was dead
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Mar 5, 2024 07:45
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BrigadierSensible posted:Accent chat: Collectively I have spent months in many international cities, including in Australia. I can confidently state, where English is lingua franca, asking where to “hang a piss” or where the toilets are, would be viewed as disarmingly uncooth. You could get the same reaction as someone born in the US asking in any major city at an Applebee’s of “Where is the pisser at?”. Three Olives fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Mar 5, 2024 |
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Mar 5, 2024 07:49
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watching Taskmaster AU , I laugh at what you call a thong and call a sausage.
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Mar 5, 2024 07:59
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They're called flip flops, America invented them, America named them, America owns them 
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Mar 5, 2024 08:00
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
“Cookie” seems like an odd way to refer to a handjob from another guy but sure, okay, “cookies” have become more expensive in the last few years
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Mar 5, 2024 08:03
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MEIN RAVEN posted:“Cookie” seems like an odd way to refer to a handjob from another guy but sure, okay, “cookies” have become more expensive in the last few years Day I Got Cookie ($18.75)
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Mar 5, 2024 08:11
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Vibes based politics; people thought it’d be groovy, but it actually turned out to be totalitarian. The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test predicted this, even if the people in it didn't realize it.
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Mar 5, 2024 08:13
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Three Olives posted:My husband is very liberal, like, slightly to the right of me and he constantly complains about what recent inflation is doing to how much we spend on cereal and cat food. shut up
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Mar 5, 2024 08:19
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ded posted:i thought lowtax was dead He lives inside us all.
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Mar 5, 2024 08:23
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Three Olives posted:Collectively I have spent months in many international cities, including in Australia. I can confidently state, where English is lingua franca, asking where to “hang a piss” or where the toilets are, would be viewed as disarmingly uncooth. You could get the same reaction as someone born in the US asking in any major city at an Applebee’s of “Where is the pisser at?”. Fuckin seppos have such a collective stick up their arse they can’t even parse “toilet”. I’m not here to take a bath, mate. I want to use your toilet. And then your basin to wash my hands after. Where’s the fuckin dunny? Oooh excuse me politely ma’am, could you please direct me to your powder rooms that I might have a little tinkle? Fucksake Anyway, that’s how I still have a Canadian accent, eight years after coming back to New Zealand; no [term of endearment] could understand me.
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