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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Woke Jeopardy ideas:

Instead of having answers, have questions with multiple choice

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mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Nenonen posted:

Tesla's factory in Germany has been forced to halt production for the minor reason that someone burned the power lines leading to the plant.

No idea who caused it but it is being investigated as arson. There are environmental activists camping outside the plant protesting a planned expansion of the factory.

Apparently there has been a note taking credit for it from a extreme left-wing "Vulcan Group". Pretty lovely to take down the electrical grid for the whole region (including two hospitals) to own the Musk, but there should be some tweets xeets from the man himself coming soon.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Xaris posted:

yeah it was a reasonablly good idea when you're a plucky little startup with 1 factory and buying a bunch of cheap 18650 batteries from china and sticking them together in parallel is cheap enough... in 2010

not so in 2024 lol

all the china EVs have like cool lifepo4 which is vastly better than lithium-ion. i've got a portable hefty-but-huge-charge electric battery pack with LiFepo4 and it's great

Lol do you have to charge your giant fighting robot or something

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

Isn't the Tesla battery just a bunch of tiny battery cells literally wired together, each of them a tiny point of failure?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Gorson posted:

Isn't the Tesla battery just a bunch of tiny battery cells literally wired together, each of them a tiny point of failure?

yeah

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


imagine a bomb powering your car


musk ftw

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

imagine a bomb powering your car


musk ftw

🔥

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Animal Jeopardy Mechanicus

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

definitely a good understanding of the jeopardy format

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005


Grok wouldn't answer this

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

go on jeopardy sir

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

What is that's not how Jeopardy works?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Woke Jeopardy ideas:

Instead of having answers, have questions with multiple choice

everyone gets a participation trophy and avocado toast :elon:

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
if woke biden wins the election then he will nuke israel

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://x.com/g2a_com/status/1762454281813110790?s=46&t=_v3L--jlsEKPoIDfuIGAUA

Hell yeah

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

if woke biden wins the election then he will nuke israel

This would get him more votes than making junk fees more visible and banning assault weapons again, his current promises

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
do not trust the anime titty

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

A Hentai lottery

graventy
Jul 28, 2006

Fun Shoe

I don't understand. I've been lead to believe that the truck cannot handle a curb, yet here it is clearly easily on top of a big one. Has the woke media been lying to me?!

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


16-bit Butt-Head posted:

do not trust the anime titty

wtf is anime?

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


fellow gamers: g-fuel has not sponsored elon

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1764861422821949656?t=7PUDRJet874Tw7wKwEH3NQ&s=19

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

🙈

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

epic

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
yeah the left own everything

thats why we live in global comunism

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Elias_Maluco posted:

yeah the left own everything

thats why we live in global comunism

Elon, unironically: you have said the actual truth

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I am just here for the memes

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
just one man, a common man, like me and you, against this whole world controlled by socialists

Elon Musk

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


the world wide woke stands no chance

woke shrivels and dies in the light of truth (x)

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


just your everyday billionaire trying to make a way

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


graventy posted:

I don't understand. I've been lead to believe that the truck cannot handle a curb, yet here it is clearly easily on top of a big one. Has the woke media been lying to me?!

The front tire was sheared off by the force of acceleration into the curb, it didn't mount it

graventy
Jul 28, 2006

Fun Shoe

Cup Runneth Over posted:

The front tire was sheared off by the force of acceleration into the curb, it didn't mount it

That's what trucks always do right

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

graventy posted:

That's what trucks always do right

a woke truck would not have the power to shred its own tires

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


good morning

musky morning

$180.46
-4.08%
-7.68 Today

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Happy Noodle Boy posted:

imagine a bomb powering your car

Yeah I played Fallout, it ruled.

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

good morning



I sold all my btc to buy TSLA #allin who's with me?

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Musk pounding his desk and verbally assaulting his cfo because they couldn't fail just a little harder to make those numbers -4.20 and -7.69

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


"420" and "69" are the weed number (epic) and the funny sex number (ftw), respectively

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Rudeboy Detective posted:

"420" and "69" are the weed number (epic) and the funny sex number (ftw), respectively

that's hilatrious

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


that's right

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


facebook and instagram are down. musk wins again!

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