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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



The dark id is climbing the burj Khalifa with his gecko gloves, his windswept hair wavy and his shades extremely cool. A rumble in the distance. He looks back. He can already feel the dairy splashing on his cheeks. Cold. Sweet. Rocky road flavoured. A storm of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. Soon it will engulf the city. He smirks and climbs harder. His knowledge of violence will save him.

Time to.
gently caress.
poo poo.
Up!!!!!!!!!

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Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

the sex ghost posted:

(to the head of ICE, who is laying on the floor crying): the only question you need to ask yourself is...one scoop *cocks shotgun* or two

Ahem... cock's

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
When I see a can of Coca-Cola Vanilla and remember how many people had to die to get that vanilla flavour in there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
Good grief is this poo poo still going on

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Leggsy posted:

doing the most racist accent imaginable during the weekly movie nights and banning anyone who calls him out

Twitch: sorry, not many people care about your streams. Let me ask, how good are you at playing characters?

Dark ID:

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

FuturePastNow posted:

he writes like a ctrl-alt-del character

Lmao

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

tamriel rebuilt is really good so far, and extremely easy to install. i recommend morrowind rather than catgrasping or kiwifarms or whatever the gently caress

Yes you should play Tamriel Rebuilt. Also Skyrim: Home of the Nords which is very cool but I think dead? WHatever, what they put out so far is good

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

Good grief is this poo poo still going on

until the next purge i guess

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

Good grief is this poo poo still going on

No he's dead. Keep up

Contra Calculus
Nov 6, 2009

Gravy Boat 2k
This is the best expanded universe lore I've ever read

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

the sex ghost posted:

No he's dead. Keep up

Give him 3 days. I'm sure he will get better soon.

Contra Calculus
Nov 6, 2009

Gravy Boat 2k
So his family consists of:

Dead gay daughter who died thrice
Mrs. Smith wife
Dead brother
Criminal brother
Mormon half-sister
A brother he didn't know about?
rear end in a top hat bigot dad

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




What the gently caress does this mean

You know, Kurtofan might have been duped and was extremely gullible, but she eventually snapped out of it and now she's providing us with this comedy gold. Amnesty for Kurtofan

Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 14:08 on Mar 5, 2024

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Phlegmish posted:

What the gently caress does this mean

You know, Kurtofan might have been duped and was extremely gullible, but he eventually snapped out of it and now he's providing us with this comedy gold. Amnesty for Kurtofan

she tho :0

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

The fact that id and his fake sock puppet both have matching Tekken 8 avatars makes everything so much funnier to me. An extra layer of cringe.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Badass social justice assassin ostentatiously eating taco to express disapproval of ICE

fuuuuuuck how were people reading this and not dying of cringe

Kurtofan posted:

she tho :0

Sorry, edited.

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Kurtofan posted:

until the next purge i guess



I've grown bored of it already but I have no attachment to the guy. I assume this is cathartic for you though so enjoy. who am I to yuck the yums.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Mx. posted:

hey

he did in fact provide a home for that person. she lives inside his head

lol

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

I, too, tire of the dark id. Hopefully something new happens in the endless content carousel that is the insanity of goons

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

The YOSPOS sex criminal goon got off easy with this taking all the thunder...

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



the sex ghost posted:

(to the head of ICE, who is laying on the floor crying): the only question you need to ask yourself is...one scoop *cocks shotgun* or two

[taking bite out of artisanal taco in cool badass way] you're about to get....ICEd

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
yeah my bad got a bit carried away, I think i'm going to stop, it was a very strange trip down memory lane in a way

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Ibram Gaunt posted:

The YOSPOS sex criminal goon got off easy with this taking all the thunder...

Broke: Putting a 17 year old in indentured servitude

Woke: Housing a 15 year old gay Japanese girl in your head

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Kurtofan posted:

yeah my bad got a bit carried away, I think i'm going to stop, it was a very strange trip down memory lane in a way

Felt like you needed to get it out of your system so I don't blame you

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Leal posted:

Broke: Putting a 17 year old in indentured servitude

Woke: Housing a 15 year old gay Japanese girl in your head

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
anyway people wonder why someone would do this with nothing to gain and the answer is that some people are just loving lunatics. Years ago I was in a discord server where like three of the mods were just the owners alts. absolutely nothing at stake but they were clearly hosed in the head

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



Sam Sanskrit posted:

Okay I think the PTSD chat with the doctor must have happened earlier then I thought because I am pretty sure it had to be before the Brazil Olympics. If memory serves he claimed to have been hired as security for it. He ended up getting in a firefight and basically had to tell the police they had to take his gun. According to him he had to browbeat the Brazil police into taking it seriously and accept his "shooting involved weapon" into evidence. I remember I already thought he might be full of poo poo because I tried to look up if there way any report of a crime that matched his description.

Can someone help me with this one. I am pretty sure he made this claim IN a thread. It's possible I have which years Olympics it was wrong but I really thought it was Rio.
i remember him claiming to be running security at the rio olympics as it happened and getting in a minor gunfight when he was escorting a vip, nothing about the rest

but the rio stuff is all i had heard of beyond his lps

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Phlegmish posted:

What the gently caress does this mean

You know, Kurtofan might have been duped and was extremely gullible, but she eventually snapped out of it and now she's providing us with this comedy gold. Amnesty for Kurtofan

Most of the stuff posted from the discord is just pure unintelligible gibberish

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

I, too, tire of the dark id. Hopefully something new happens in the endless content carousel that is the insanity of goons

entering the refractory period

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
no matter what happens i just want everyone to know that drakengard and nier are badass

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
now here is a cartoon bunny to explain about premature sagation and how sagafil can help

MechaX
Nov 19, 2011

"Let's be positive! Let's start a fire!"

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

no matter what happens i just want everyone to know that drakengard and nier are badass

didn't he say that yoko taro personally sent him a gift because his LP boosted nier automata's sales or something to that effect, my memory is vague on this

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

MechaX posted:

didn't he say that yoko taro personally sent him a gift because his LP boosted nier automata's sales or something to that effect, my memory is vague on this

yoko taro sucked him off

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

yoko taro sucked him off

big deal he sucks everyone off

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

yoko taro drives for Uber now?

Violen
Jul 25, 2009

ohoho~
this is the second time ive come back from a week-long gaming bender to post about how badass nocturne's true demon ending is or whatever to find 5000 new posts across a goldmined thread and reboot and the first time was spr lol

blessed life

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Ibram Gaunt posted:

The YOSPOS sex criminal goon got off
yeah thats the problem

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

MechaX posted:

didn't he say that yoko taro personally sent him a gift because his LP boosted nier automata's sales or something to that effect, my memory is vague on this
it was the original nier not automata

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


It is tough to defend yourself against a pathological liar, the lies are omnipresent and ramp up over time, and there's a lot of "no one is that insane... it must be real, it must be". That said lol, lmao

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
i was in an SWG guild where someone pretended to be their wife who was a sexy twi'lek dancer it was very obvious but everyone just ignored it because it was harmless and sometimes funny

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