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The Maroon Hawk posted:It’s actually presumptuous and ableist to make food for other people unsolicited, hth This is kind of extreme, but if you are giving out food as gifts don't make it yourself get some catering and don't take it personally when someone turns it down. Between allergens and how cavalier some people are with food safety I would not trust any prepared food from random coworkers or casual acquaintances.
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Cloacamazing! posted:Back then, seducing enemy officers to steal military secrets still meant something! Now every fool with ChatGPT can do it! And back then wasn't even that long ago. https://twitter.com/BethanyAllenEbr/status/1752484534225088664 https://twitter.com/BeijingPalmer/status/1752762526670999806 Christine Fang must be so pissed that ChatGPT basically stole her job.
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MagusofStars posted:There's a bunch of people in the comments who work/have worked in libraries suggesting that it's a library, because it all fits - regularly getting inventory to sort, running programs, having a union, etc. A few commenters who worked in libraries even said they worked at places with their own version of "Celia"; it's apparently a thing to occasionally have an employee responsible for reshelving poo poo who just doesn't bother to do their job. Blue Moonlight posted:Nobody is even asking the important question: did the banana bread have nuts in it?
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Mar 5, 2024 18:09
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trickybiscuits posted:WRONG Walnuts are delicious in any baked good and there are never enough of them. Nah, I like walnuts in general, but they get in the way of super soft textured stuff like this. With that, the motion to put nuts in banana bread fails by a margin of 1 to 2.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:11
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hawowanlawow posted:now we're cooking with gas I think there was some random twitter thing where someone made chilli for her student neighbours who only ever got take-aways. She was accused of being "presumptive", "meddling", "encouraging man-child behaviour" and having a "white saviour complex".
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Mar 5, 2024 18:13
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Oh god no now we're back on the nuts vs. no nuts part of the debate. WE COVERED ALL THIS MONTHS AGO YOU FOOLS.
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trickybiscuits posted:Libraries don't get money from sales and programs, at least not directly. The whole thing is a train wreck waiting to happen and I want an update when it does ("My library is losing profits because the one employee who actually made things work is gone, what do?").  i use black walnuts in my baked goods
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Mar 5, 2024 18:14
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deety posted:How about more inheritance drama? At that point he might as well gather up his kids in a room and hand them a grenade, it'll be much faster than the shitfest that will follow op's funeral. Desert Bus posted:Oh god no now we're back on the nuts vs. no nuts part of the debate. This thread: 
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Mar 5, 2024 18:17
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Sanford posted:My mom is an influencer and I hate her for it This is the new Autumn Sonata plot. Desert Bus posted:Oh god no now we're back on the nuts vs. no nuts part of the debate. Let's add in a bit of tree nut allergy to the debate as well!
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Mar 5, 2024 18:18
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I'm double posting. Intentionally. Update: my moms an influencer and I hate her for it (7 days ago) quote:A few weeks after the original post I did tried to sit her down. I started to explain to her I didn't want to be posted or predominately featured in her account, minus maybe family photos or major events. I do understand that facebook is important to her and I wouldn't want to stop her, I just wanted to feel more acknowledged by her as a person not another character to live stream or post. She called me ungrateful, that she employs herself to have two jobs to support my wants and she works so hard for me. (Her original job is being employed by my father. He pays all the bills and covers everything, the money she earns is for partially for spending, she still uses his credit card, and to pay off debts. She counts facebook as her second job between all the time it takes, according to my dad it's under minimum wage. He recently started bringing up the fact shes on facebook during her work and it's impacting how much she gets done in the day.) She yelled at me for over 30 minutes and ended with her crying and ordering me away. As not good as it looks most sit downs end up this way, I asked to go to therapy before and it had a similar ending.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:21
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ilmucche posted:The banana bread is just the first step down the long road of harassment of this woman wanting to date him. Run dude run.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:22
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pentyne posted:This is kind of extreme, but if you are giving out food as gifts don't make it yourself get some catering and don't take it personally when someone turns it down. 
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Mar 5, 2024 18:23
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Look lady, they don’t even let me gently caress the banana bread, and I’m the CEO!
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Mar 5, 2024 18:25
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captainOrbital posted:I'm double posting. Intentionally. quote:and we both know she loves me and is trying to be a parent, 
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Mar 5, 2024 18:27
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kids resolutely believing their parents love them when their parents clearly don't even like them is the saddest thing
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Mar 5, 2024 18:28
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Vim Fuego posted:kids resolutely believing their parents love them when their parents clearly don't even like them is the saddest thing yeah and you can't not as a kid. like i was fed and poo poo but my parents were generally mean racist assholes and yet somehow i was upset when i got disowned
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Mar 5, 2024 18:30
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Whorelord posted:I think there was some random twitter thing where someone made chilli for her student neighbours who only ever got take-aways. She was accused of being "presumptive", "meddling", "encouraging man-child behaviour" and having a "white saviour complex". They also suggested that it had the brush of incest (because she was acting motherly but, inappropriate?) and also part of why it was presumptuous was that she didn’t know if they had bowls and spoons to eat the chili with
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Mar 5, 2024 18:36
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lol i'm kinda known on the street for baking things and giving them to the neighbours, people are weird
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Mar 5, 2024 18:37
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Halloween Jack posted:What if he's just not interested in her or the banana bread? OP 5 days ago: quote:How does an rear end in a top hat like him get a girlfriend when I have to be ripped, bench 200 pounds, 6 figure job, Ivy League degree yet I can’t get a single match on bumble? Pretty sure he's just an rear end in a top hat
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Mar 5, 2024 18:39
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My brother and I both had to shut down our mother posting an event we did during some holiday to Facebook. It was dumb game she saw somewhere, so we had to emulate it. We basically had the sit-down, "Do not post recordings of us online without asking our permission first. The answer will pretty much always be a ''don't'." The chance that your online presence will cause you harm is far higher than any benefits. I feel so bad for these kids. I'm all for recording memories, but why does the whole world need to be privy to them? More importantly, Banana Bread owns.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:45
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Look man, girls don't give a poo poo about personality: they care about muscles, money, abs, and cash. But how are these abless jokers getting dates? Are the wokes to blame?
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Mar 5, 2024 18:46
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mediaphage posted:lol i'm kinda known on the street for baking things and giving them to the neighbours, people are weird A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Mar 5, 2024 |
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Mar 5, 2024 18:47
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DangerDongs posted:I'm all for recording memories, but why does the whole world need to be privy to them?
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Mar 5, 2024 18:48
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:ten years older and everyone involved would be like "you can't just approach a neighbor and offer them a homecooked meal what if they're criminals and stab you???" but the beating heart of online discourse is kids transcribing what's very clearly their parents' suburbanite chud ideas into liberal or therapy language and coming out with something totally incoherent they're incredibly adamant about
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Mar 5, 2024 18:51
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Yeah you're right there's definitely sane progressive reasons chili is a form of assault, and incest, and etc. you're a very insightful and intelligent poster!
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:ten years older and everyone involved would be like "you can't just approach a neighbor and offer them a homecooked meal what if they're criminals and stab you???" but the beating heart of online discourse is kids transcribing what's very clearly their parents' suburbanite chud ideas into liberal or therapy language and coming out with something totally incoherent they're incredibly adamant about There were a few sentences at the beginning about liberal babies pretending about their chud parents that seem to be missing.
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I'm starting to think that Miltown and Haldol were less pernicious influences on parenting than Instagram and TikTok.
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trickybiscuits posted:
Banana bread calls for pecans, you plebe. It should also be eaten warm and slathered with butter. Now I need to buy bananas damnit.
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Mar 5, 2024 18:56
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Filox posted:Banana bread calls for pecans, you plebe. It should also be eaten warm and slathered with butter. Now I need to buy bananas damnit. i like to toast it then butter agree on pecans. a superior nut
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Mar 5, 2024 18:59
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please don't invalidate my lived experience that walnuts suck rear end
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hawowanlawow posted:please don't invalidate my lived experience that walnuts suck rear end my lived in experience is that your lived in experience sucks rear end and that walnuts are great!
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hawowanlawow posted:please don't invalidate my lived experience that walnuts suck rear end I validate your lived experience. There's nothing so disappointing in baked goods as biting into a nice gooey brownie and finding it's full of gross walnuts landmines.
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captainOrbital posted:Update: my moms an influencer and I hate her for it (7 days ago) This OP needs to be put in contact with others that had this problem so she can learn the ways to make this stop. The 2 I remember off the top of my head are wearing hobbies and shirts that say "I do not consent to being filmed, this is being done against my will" or the kid that would start playing Disney songs on their phone to get the videos flagged and taken down.
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Mar 5, 2024 19:06
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I'm the kind of person that appreciates someone asking me first if they can post the picture they just took of me online so having a parent like that would be a loving nightmare.
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Mar 5, 2024 19:09
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I think we can all agree the greatest banana bread criminal is my buddy who asks his wife to put in raisins
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Hopes Fall posted:I think we can all agree the greatest banana bread criminal is my buddy who asks his wife to put in raisins So when's the divorce?
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Mar 5, 2024 19:33
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banana bread with raisins and pecans would rock, sorry your tongue is bad i like raisins in breads like that because they're nice and sweet and juicy since they inevitably absorb water from the dough
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Mar 5, 2024 19:37
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Dried blueberries would be awesome in banana bread. They're a great ingredient for lots of things!
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Hopes Fall posted:I think we can all agree the greatest banana bread criminal is my buddy who asks his wife to put in raisins Raisins rule, texture makes everything better, nutless banana bread is for heathens. Enjoy your banana flavored cake mush
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Hopes Fall posted:I think we can all agree the greatest banana bread criminal is my buddy who asks his wife to put in raisins Now that actually sounds good. I think you need to apologize to that friend for baselessly slandering him in front of the entire internet
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