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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Myles will always have the Alamo

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

redshirt posted:

Myles will always have the Alamo

Pretty sure he was always on the side that lost.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

dr_rat posted:

Pretty sure he was always on the side that lost.

That's what gives him the power of Myles.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
It's too bad they could never show Bashir and O'Brien playing the Alamo holoprogram, but censors found the face O'Brien made when they're cut down by gunfire "too orgasmic".

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
he spent hours building that model!

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

I bet Romulan weed makes you extra paranoid on purpose.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

TheKingslayer posted:

I bet Romulan weed makes you extra paranoid on purpose.

Imagine getting high and listening to some Romulan music with just a regular Romulan bro.

Cookie Cutter
Nov 29, 2020

Is there something else that's bothering you Mr. President?

real Cali-fal should forcibly open one's sinuses well before the first toke

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

naem posted:

computer, make a Jolene Blalock capable of loving me

Computer, make a me capable of loving me

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Admiralty Flag posted:

Computer, make a me capable of loving me

Cannot comply

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Admiralty Flag posted:

Computer, make a me capable of loving me

* Computer starts smoking and throwing out sparks like Captain Kirk just talked it into an impossibility *

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Powered Descent posted:

* Computer starts smoking and throwing out sparks like Captain Kirk just talked it into an impossibility *

*Some boulders come flying out

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Computer load up decontamination gel simulation, I want to see how it was done in the olden days

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

naem posted:

computer, make a Jolene Blalock capable of loving me

It would just make a puppy named Jolene Blalock. :(

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Computer, run a simulation of Borg encounters where Harry Kim has the rank of Commander

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



Borg Commander Kim handily defeats the Federation

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Queen: How long did this one resist?
Kim: I lasted... 22 minutes!

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


redshirt posted:

Computer, run a simulation of Borg encounters where Harry Kim has the rank of Commander

Simulation crashes when there’s an integer overflow of the galactic casualty count

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

redshirt posted:

Computer, run a simulation of Borg encounters where Harry Kim has the rank of Commander

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVfV1DAs7rM

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!


What in the holy hell is this?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Haha holy poo poo

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


Trekkie fan films are an institution how dare you

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008


Earning laureates from THE DerpyCon Film Festival? Well poo poo that's all you had to say.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

davidspackage posted:

Haha holy poo poo

The entire sequence starting around the 11-minute mark is hilarious. I have no idea what the Kim actor is doing with his hands, it looks like he's having a grand mal seizure.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
All it needs is a non sequitur The Price Is Right segment to top it off

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Timby posted:

The entire sequence starting around the 11-minute mark is hilarious. I have no idea what the Kim actor is doing with his hands, it looks like he's having a grand mal seizure.

That's the kind of decisive gesturing that won Harry the captain's seat for the USS Fauci from the other captain, Chakotay.

Borg Hunters. Two captains. One crew member.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Get the Borg Blaster TM

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

appropriatemetaphor posted:

Get the Borg Blaster TM

"Ah, like dealing with a punch and a kick at the same time."

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

It's a livin'

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I have some battle plans I'd like to try out in some smaller ships. I also have cool names for them like "Attack plan Alpha 3, Staggered"

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


If Starfleet mandated everyone consume a whole plate of weed brownies before starting their shift.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

mysterious frankie posted:

Complimentary traumas, present at the correct intensities, can form a functional and relatively stable psychic structure, like a lean-to of misery.

Indestructible

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

"Captain's Log, stardate 68315.6. Harry Kim commanding. It's been 20 years since I began my career on USS Voyager."



For comparison, Garrett Wang in 2017, 22 years after Voyager season 1:

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer

Powered Descent posted:


For comparison, Garrett Wang in 2017, 22 years after Voyager season 1:



Weed keeps you young

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

i think it’s great that garret inspired people to reach for the stars. forever an ensign on tv, but a captain in our hearts. don’t let your dreams be dreams

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

mysterious frankie posted:

Complimentary traumas, present at the correct intensities, can form a functional and relatively stable psychic structure, like a lean-to of misery.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Miles O'Brien.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Tighclops posted:

Weed keeps you young

I gotta up my intake significantly.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Powered Descent posted:

"Captain's Log, stardate 68315.6. Harry Kim commanding. It's been 20 years since I began my career on USS Voyager."



For comparison, Garrett Wang in 2017, 22 years after Voyager season 1:



On the other hand Janeway appears to have de-aged significantly. Must be some kind of temporal anomaly.

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!
In hindsight it’s really weird that O’Briens hallucination in the time jail episode convinced him not to commit suicide. “Listen to the voices in your head, they’re trying to help you. In fact they’ll go away if you follow their advice” sure is an odd moral to end an episode on.

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

galagazombie posted:

In hindsight it’s really weird that O’Briens hallucination in the time jail episode convinced him not to commit suicide. “Listen to the voices in your head, they’re trying to help you. In fact they’ll go away if you follow their advice” sure is an odd moral to end an episode on.

a union man can always count on his pals. not a scab among them

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