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Baronjutter posted:I'm celiac and have had to awkwardly say no to a lot of very sweet and kind baked gifts I bet you learned how to politely decline though. "I really appreciate you making this for me, but I have celiacs. I know someone at home who would absolutely love it. Do you mind if I give it to them?" Or do you smack it out of their hand, "are you trying to loving kill me?!"
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mystes posted:Have you looked at them under a microscope or something? How do you know they aren't getting ruptured? Because some people have specialized knowledge that you do not, in this case, botany
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Corky have you ever considered that maybe you just don't like fruit? I’m drinking a berry smoothie right now you presumptuous motherfucker.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I’m drinking a berry smoothie right now you presumptuous motherfucker. 'berry' the fruit haters fruit 'smoothie' the fruit haters fruit conveyance
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Corky have you ever considered that maybe you just don't like fruit? It is OK to not like things and it is also OK to express your opinion about those things. Even if you're wrong. It's pretty clear here that Pope Corky is not wrong so as they understand it and their wrongness is so socially acceptable as to not be wrong. Some people just don't like some things? Restrictions inspire creativity.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:First banana bread, now raisins. I'm disappointed in all of you. I would simply eat the banana before it turns into a frozen sludge, and eat the grapes before they have the moisture siphoned out of them.
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DangerDongs posted:I bet you learned how to politely decline though. "I really appreciate you making this for me, but I have celiacs. I know someone at home who would absolutely love it. Do you mind if I give it to them?" I coldly say "no thank you" and turn back to my work computer, ignoring them. Then sit depressed eating alone. Why am I always alone...
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I’m drinking a berry smoothie right now you presumptuous motherfucker. Bananas are berries and yet you hold such hatred in your heart for their bread, curious.
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Lone Goat posted:I would simply eat the banana before it turns into a frozen sludge, and eat the grapes before they have the moisture siphoned out of them. See? This here goat gets it.
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Mr Teatime posted:Bananas are berries and yet you hold such hatred in your heart for their bread, curious. I like blueberry muffins.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 21:19 |
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All the people itt that like raisins in baked goods are horrible and going to hell.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 21:29 |
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Entorwellian posted:All the people itt that like raisins in baked goods are horrible and going to hell. Raisins in bran muffins are the bomb.
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Entorwellian posted:All the people itt that like raisins in baked goods are horrible and going to hell. I really like oatmeal raisin cookies, but am I also horrible and going to hell regardless, so I feel like the stakes in this bout are pretty much imaginary for me.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 21:37 |
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Raisins are really good in a lot of things. stuffing, chicken salads (grapes too), chutney, tons of savory dishes have them
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AITA for telling a married woman her marriage sounds miserable? (USA)quote:I (45F) attended a wedding a few weeks ago when a cousin (55F) was talking about how she wishes I would marry. I’ve heard the struggles of her marriage (she cheated he took her back, they do everything he wants, she’s given up her hobbies and learned to enjoy his, he controls the money, and she works PT and she could never afford to live on her own, etc) and for 20 years I’ve heard how I should get married. I’ve always said it’s not a priority and if it happens it happens.
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DangerDongs posted:I bet you learned how to politely decline though. "I really appreciate you making this for me, but I have celiacs. I know someone at home who would absolutely love it. Do you mind if I give it to them?" I've got food allergies and no matter how politely you try to phrase it some people take it as a personal attack or have no way to communicate other than food so they will keep trying to make that work. When my dad died my family said "we have one person with allergies, one with gluten issues, we all keep kosher... we know you all care but please let us worry about food ourselves." It did not work. Lasagnas with wheat noodles, a pie baked with lard, homemade GF bread using their same flour-caked mixer... everybody was so caught up in what they were "supposed" to do that they didn't actually listen. Our rabbi practically had a breakdown that we didn't want him to bring anything, and insisted on bringing a different kind of squash every night of Shiva. Fortunately my family has a dark sense of humor so we laugh at all of them these days, but it was frustrating in the moment. Some folks will bend over backwards to be accommodating of any need except "I need you to accept that I don't want you to do anything."
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Entorwellian posted:All the people itt that like raisins in baked goods are horrible and going to hell. Christmas cake is the top tier of cakes and if you try and tell me it’s dry I’m here to tell you that you hosed up.
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Mr Teatime posted:Christmas cake is the top tier of cakes and if you try and tell me it’s dry I’m here to tell you that you hosed up.
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Well then it clearly doesn't exist.
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Christmas definitely exists I’ve been there.
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The "no win" scenario My stepdaughter wants to wear thong underwear and my wife is upset I took her side
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 21:53 |
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selec posted:Raisins are really good in a lot of things. stuffing, chicken salads (grapes too), chutney, tons of savory dishes have them Rigatoni with raisins and pine nuts might be my favorite pasta dishes of all time. Bruceski posted:Some folks will bend over backwards to be accommodating of any need except "I need you to accept that I don't want you to do anything." I think a lot of people (probably mostly unconsciously) take this either as an insult ("don't give me anything because I don't care about you"), a loaded request ("don't give me anything so you can be the rear end in a top hat who didn't give me anything"), or the special extra hosed-up "I told you not to and you didn't ignore my request and do it anyways which proves you don't actually care about me" trap. The mind games are real!
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AITA for telling our landlord about his daughter’s plans?quote:I live in an apartment with two other people, one of which is the daughter of the landlord, let’s say Hannah.
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lol "you went behind my back and ruined my plan to steal all the things that you pay for"
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Kurieg posted:AITA for telling our landlord about his daughter’s plans? I wonder who was gonna help her carry all that poo poo out lol
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If the daughter was going to steal the furniture, which I'm imagining is pretty junky anyway, because she can't afford to buy her own, how exactly were they going to "come to an agreement"?
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mystes posted:If the daughter was going to steal the furniture, which I'm imagining is pretty junky anyway, because she can't afford to buy her own, how exactly were they going to "come to an agreement"? If it's anything like my college roommate, just steal all the poo poo and bounce forcing them/her dad to buy it all again.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 22:23 |
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I cannot get down with cooked raisins. Cooking (or baking) them changed the flavor and I really don't like it. Dried cranberries in banana bread are the way to go.
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I was prepared for the landlord to take his daughter's side and tell OP to pay the same rent and buy their own furniture. If you're one of two tenants and the other one is the landlord's kid, you're the only tenant. Anyway, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcnSoKZ7k_I
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Here's another angle on accepting the banana bread you don't actually want or like: now what happens next time she brings you a banana bread? Because banana bread people never just make one and call it quits. There's always gonna be more. How long does he keep accepting banana bread he doesn't want? And if he confesses his dislike down the line, then it's a WHY ARE YOU JUST TELLING ME THIS NOW? scene. Best to just nip that poo poo in the bud.
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Filox posted:I cannot get down with cooked raisins. Cooking (or baking) them changed the flavor and I really don't like it. I can see that. It's what I grew up with so I'm used to it, raisins are often my non-raw-sugar sweetener of choice. Cranberries though? Mmmmmm, I need to make cranberry muffins next week.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 22:43 |
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Kurieg posted:AITA for telling our landlord about his daughter’s plans? OP did come to an agreement though, the rental agreement that specifies where the furniture goes.
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somebody tried to offer me banana bread at work last week and i said NO i'm not that reddit poster though, the person didn't care that i said no because why would they, they just offer it to some other coworkers WIBTA for bowing out of being a bridesmaid because the fiancé (my ex) still hates me? quote:I fully understand I might be totally overreacting to this situation so please cut me some slack.
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Hellblazer187 posted:lol "you went behind my back and ruined my plan to steal all the things that you pay for" lol
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Mx. posted:
The actual pro move is to silently maintain eye contact with the banana bread decliner, while stuffing more and more of the loaf into your mouth until it's gone or you choke and pass out
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Mx. posted:somebody tried to offer me banana bread at work last week and i said NO
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I dry age my banana bread in the cold cellar for at least 3 months.
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My go-bag is filled entirely with banana bread AITA?
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AITA for refusing to help my sister out when I'm the only person in our family she lives close to and she has children?quote:I (31f) have not spoken to my sister in 10 years after she had an affair with my ex. I was with my ex from the age of 15 until we were 20. My sister was 19 at the time and the affair had been ongoing. Most likely they started the affair not that long after my sister turned 18. My ex was the same age as me. My ex proposed to me while we were together, my sister was "helping" with that and encouraging me to marry him before he proposed. This was so he would be around and they could keep sleeping together. We got engaged and a few months later my sister told me I couldn't marry him because she was pregnant with his child. She tried to salvage a relationship with me and asked me to understand and not be mad at her. I told her she was disgusting and I would never forgive her. I also told our parents what she had done. Parents can send the sister a greyhound ticket so she can move back home; OP has nothing to do with this.
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b-b-but the kids are used to it
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