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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I'd be surprised if she could even remember the exact colors of things in the 70s and isn't just using selective imagination and Kodachrome.

Like all of those giant fat orange sunsets on the African bushveld. It's still a searing off-white blob at noon, but taking photos of that without specialist filters just makes your camera/eye sad.

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬


Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

You mean to tell me empty land isn't shooting at other empty land

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS
A) [citation extremely needed]
B) No poo poo, you mean that most of the violence between people happens where most people live?
C) Judging from the outlined areas, I'm pretty sure it's a map of House districts rather than any actual criminal statistics, though they don't match any election.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
They think there are no guns in Chicago lmao

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Good thing they didn’t have a follow up meme cause then they’d have to come to a conclusion that would limit gun rights.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



POV: You gently caress around by meddling in the Middle East and find out.

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

lmao, owned

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS


My dad has been pretty quiet lately, was surprised to see him pop back up.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Feminism took away impressionist painting? :psyduck:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Always preferred the ones with shepherdesses standing barefoot in a field tbh

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Guavanaut posted:



The grand conspiracy of living in NY in March and remembering your childhood summers in CA.

Or lizard people replaced the sun, at night of course so nobody could see.
we did it to ourselves. of course i remember that strawberries used to be sweeter, that bananas used to melt like candy on your tongue. the whole world is just...less.
but the trade off was worth it.
no more idiots in underwear destroying your plans. no more caped morons putting you in prison. of course we could do it, it ewasn't even that hard i'm friends with half a dozen interdimensional gods. it was easy talking all of them into the plan. the plan to rid the world of the do-gooders.
yes the sky is less blue, but superman's in a wheelchair, batman's an old pervert voicing cartoons, wonder woman might as well have never existed at all outside fetish costumes.
and we're finally free.

"wanted" was a comic book with an awesome premise that was wasted on poo poo and rape jokes and ends with eminem loving you in the rear end

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

The real slim shady

El Spamo
Aug 21, 2003

Fuss and misery

Panfilo posted:


Feminism took away impressionist painting? :psyduck:

Feminism is taking away Neo-Classical painting :colbert:

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Guavanaut posted:

Always preferred the ones with shepherdesses standing barefoot in a field tbh

Why are shepherdesses standing barefoot in fields? Are they stupid?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I think those artists just had a thing for feet.

BONGHITZ posted:

The real slim shady

Tarezax
Sep 12, 2009

MORT cancels dance: interrupted by MORT

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Why are shepherdesses standing barefoot in fields? Are they stupid?

imo it's because the artist was into feet

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
Facebook going down was a psyop from Zuck to hide Trump's ads since it's Super Tuesday. I'm not making a joke, I'm actually seeing it all over twitter. Guarantee if he underperforms in a single state he'll blame it on Zuck.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Guavanaut posted:

I think those artists just had a thing for feet.

Bare feet = innocence. Wearing shoes means you know what sex is, which means you're a whore.

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Bare feet = innocence. Wearing shoes means you know what sex is, which means you're a whore.

[Confused Quentin Tarantino noises]

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

DarkHorse posted:

[Confused Quentin Tarantino noises]

I don't think you're hearing those noises right.

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

Almost every depiction of a European peasant woman in oil paints was horny as gently caress, as horny as could be gotten away with by the painter given their social and financial standing when they were working.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Tarezax posted:

imo it's because the artist was into feet

Give me sexy lady shoe paintings any day over bare feet paintings, thanks.

LonsomeSon posted:

Almost every depiction of a European peasant woman in oil paints was horny as gently caress, as horny as could be gotten away with by the painter given their social and financial standing when they were working.

Also about half of works depicting young lads. Michelangelo, I'm looking at you.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Seems like 'your' is the wrong word here, rather than 'their' perhaps?

With 'your' it reads like "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."

morothar
Dec 21, 2005

Medullah posted:



My dad has been pretty quiet lately, was surprised to see him pop back up.

Contrasting this in my mind with how hard Obama broke chud brains.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

morothar posted:

Contrasting this in my mind with how hard Obama broke chud brains.

"But Obama was BAD for the country and was out to ruin it, Trump is out to save America!"

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Magnetic North posted:

Seems like 'your' is the wrong word here, rather than 'their' perhaps?

With 'your' it reads like "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."

Nah, it's transphobia.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Whoever posted this obviously lives in my area code.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

morothar posted:

Contrasting this in my mind with how hard Obama broke chud brains.

Reminder that Obama lightly roasting Trump in 2011 is how we got to potentially seeing Idaho National Guard troops going all Gestapo in California, if Trump gets elected again.

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

Remember, kids cut off your muffler. Not your wiener!

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
Somebody's gonna cut of his catalytic converter. It's lifted enough to make it easy.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
:ohdear: But some people keep the muffler AND add some nice big fenders as well, that's OK right?

soviet elsa
Feb 22, 2024
lover of cats and snow
I'm not exactly saying lol that big dick trucks are far and away the most dangerous vehicle the USA drives but

wait yeah honestly I kinda am. They're presented as the safe family vehicle but in reality, the Ford f-series trucks are the most deadly vehicle in the US, even on the receiving end of a crash and factoring in their popularity, your big truck will kill you. The number two is unshockingly the Chevy Silverado. Lmfao that huge deathmobiles are the best-selling vehicles in the USA.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

soviet elsa posted:

I'm not exactly saying lol that big dick trucks are far and away the most dangerous vehicle the USA drives but

wait yeah honestly I kinda am. They're presented as the safe family vehicle but in reality, the Ford f-series trucks are the most deadly vehicle in the US, even on the receiving end of a crash and factoring in their popularity, your big truck will kill you. The number two is unshockingly the Chevy Silverado. Lmfao that huge deathmobiles are the best-selling vehicles in the USA.

You made me want to go look it up and the first thing I found was this report that says that Tesla drivers have the highest accident rate per 1,000 drivers of any of the 30 brands reviewed in the USA. lol

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Dameius posted:

You made me want to go look it up and the first thing I found was this report that says that Tesla drivers have the highest accident rate per 1,000 drivers of any of the 30 brands reviewed in the USA. lol

The same article leads with the thesis that Ram truck drivers are the worst drivers across brands.

Soviet Esla might be referring to this article published by the IIHS last year, finding that vehicles with tall, blunt front end profiles are vastly more lethal in collisions with pedestrians than vehicles with lower and more rounded/sloped front ends. Modern full sized trucks are on a race to be the most brick-like.

https://www.iihs.org/news/detail/vehicles-with-higher-more-vertical-front-ends-pose-greater-risk-to-pedestrians

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

InsertPotPun posted:

we did it to ourselves. of course i remember that strawberries used to be sweeter, that bananas used to melt like candy on your tongue. the whole world is just...less.

Bananas are the one case where this is definitely objectively true, as the strain grown for food until the 1950s all died out to a fungus (since mass crop bananas are all genetically identical cuttings :eng101:

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Nah, it's transphobia.

It's really funny because I think the only gearheads I know any more are all trans ladies.

Actually, no, there's one cis guy, but he's a gay firefighter/bartender/punk bassist. Exception that proves the rule, I guess.

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DominoKitten
Aug 7, 2012

Akratic Method posted:

Bananas are the one case where this is definitely objectively true, as the strain grown for food until the 1950s all died out to a fungus (since mass crop bananas are all genetically identical cuttings :eng101:

You can still buy Gros Michels for an eye watering price, they’re just not mass commercially viable.

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