OSHA IV: NO SAFETY - SMOKING FIRST - The Something Awful Forums

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > OSHA IV: NO SAFETY - SMOKING FIRST

«‹›2563 »

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/0pDsoJt.mp4

Someone please loop this so it never goes straight

# ? Mar 5, 2024 18:02

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 4, 2024 19:07

Sirotan: Oct 17, 2006; Sirotan is a seal.

Karate Bastard posted:

Yeah I figured maybe they meant "nitrous" rather than "nitrogen", but then again, tanks of nitrous would probably be more big badaboom territory rather than poppity pop, unless they have lots of small tanks, in which case gently caress there goes my supplier

It is kinda looking like smaller tanks? Edit: I guess I actually have no clue what size a "large" nitrous tank would actually be

Also some poor 19yo bystander got hit in the head by flying debris and died. :smith:

# ? Mar 5, 2024 18:03

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/INu8pI9.mp4

You are doing it wrong.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 18:04

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Sirotan posted:

It is kinda looking like smaller tanks? Edit: I guess I actually have no clue what size a "large" nitrous tank would actually be

Also some poor 19yo bystander got hit in the head by flying debris and died.

Ah poo poo

Actually me neither, I was just trying to be funny. I suppose hospitals etc have large tanks, which I suppose would look like large tanks like any others, for example for oxygen. Bust both at once to create on hell of a party atmosphere (no smokers)

# ? Mar 5, 2024 18:07

wiegieman: Apr 22, 2010; Royalty is a continuous cutting motion

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/INu8pI9.mp4

Never, ever, ever, ever, ever walk under a suspended load.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 18:12

Sirotan: Oct 17, 2006; Sirotan is a seal.

More debris they are finding around the site:

# ? Mar 5, 2024 18:13

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Oh great, a BUDKplosion.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 18:14

Splorange: Feb 23, 2011

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/INu8pI9.mp4

Should've worn the brown overalls.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 18:14

Blue Moonlight: Apr 28, 2005; Bitter and Sarcastic

Sirotan posted:

More debris they are finding around the site:

Da Bat�s addit again boss!

# ? Mar 5, 2024 18:16

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Mr. Nice! posted:

That music really seems out of place with this video.

Yeah, they shoulda used The Brunching Shuttlecocks

# ? Mar 5, 2024 18:20

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

Sirotan posted:

It is kinda looking like smaller tanks? Edit: I guess I actually have no clue what size a "large" nitrous tank would actually be

Also some poor 19yo bystander got hit in the head by flying debris and died.

everybody worried about the truckload of whip-its blowing up launching batarangs into low orbit and nobody thinking about the cloud of boner pill fumes washing over the greater detroit region

# ? Mar 5, 2024 18:23

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Mr president we may have to dust off the eugenics program again

# ? Mar 5, 2024 18:27

Sirotan: Oct 17, 2006; Sirotan is a seal.

Story is getting more OSHA by the moment: https://www.clickondetroit.com/news...d-by-officials/

quote:

Illegally storing gases? Macomb County business where fire triggered explosions slammed by officials
Business only approved to operate retail space, officials said

...

The building that caught fire Monday night was shared by a business named Goo and a distribution company named Select Distributors, which police said are both part of the same organization. The business owners are accused of acting outside of what the township approved them for.

Authorities said there was a significant amount of combustible gases inside the building, including canisters of butane, nitrous oxide, and lighter fluid. The business had also just received a truckload of butane within the past week, of which about half of that remained as of Monday night, officials said.

The gases believed to be the source of Monday�s fire and explosions were reportedly stored in a back room at Goo. Authorities said they had no idea the gases were there, and that no such canisters were present at the township�s last inspection in September 2023.

�How did we know that these things were in the back room? We did not,� said Bob Cannon, Clinton Township supervisor. He said the township was told Goo would solely operate as a retail location.

�This is a former Save-A-Lot store, and that�s what we thought was going in, and that�s what we inspected. Never did any of our staff or departments see anything like that,� he added, referring to the gases.

Also I guess this is probably what was exploding and flying all over the place last night: https://selectdistributorsusa.com/massive-whip-615g-6ct-mastercase/

# ? Mar 5, 2024 18:46

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

I think there's more headshops exploding with the butane next to the whip its than can normally be captured in the media but I'm glad that this is a large one named Goo.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 18:51

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Sirotan posted:

Story is getting more OSHA by the moment: https://www.clickondetroit.com/news...d-by-officials/

Also I guess this is probably what was exploding and flying all over the place last night: https://selectdistributorsusa.com/massive-whip-615g-6ct-mastercase/

*in my james earl jones voice, pinching a balloon closed as i watch the news* uh oh

# ? Mar 5, 2024 19:15

Aramis: Sep 22, 2009

Splorange posted:

Should've worn the brown overalls.

So that's why they're called speed suits!

# ? Mar 5, 2024 19:23

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

zedprime posted:

I think there's more headshops exploding with the butane next to the whip its than can normally be captured in the media but I'm glad that this is a large one named Goo.

Don't forget a huge inventory of lithium ion batteries with cheaply made circuitry.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 19:41

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Shooting Blanks posted:

Edit: Video is from a long distance, no risk/danger to the cameraperson.

Mmm I think a lot of people in Beirut probably thought that as well just before the port warehouse detonated. �Ah it�s way over there, we�re fi- hoooooly poo poo!�

# ? Mar 5, 2024 21:10

Robert Facepalmer: Jan 10, 2019

shame on an IGA posted:

everybody worried about the truckload of whip-its blowing up launching batarangs into low orbit and nobody thinking about the cloud of boner pill fumes washing over the greater detroit region

Whoop-whoop!

# ? Mar 5, 2024 22:43

Ralepozozaxe: Sep 6, 2010; A Veritable Smorgasbord!

shame on an IGA posted:

everybody worried about the truckload of whip-its blowing up launching batarangs into low orbit and nobody thinking about the cloud of boner pill fumes washing over the greater detroit region

Viral marketing for the yet-announced 3rd season of The Detroiters.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 23:45

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

https://i.imgur.com/GxyLntJ.mp4

# ? Mar 6, 2024 00:10

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

You know I always wondered how the hell you dealt with multiple cars on one of those track layers and "put another train on top of the train to move stuff around" did not occur to me.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 00:22

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

most things work better when you top them well enough

# ? Mar 6, 2024 00:42

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/OzqNq7R.mp4

# ? Mar 6, 2024 00:43

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

https://i.imgur.com/ZRq0EkS.mp4

# ? Mar 6, 2024 00:45

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/62GOQTR.gifv

# ? Mar 6, 2024 00:45

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/GxyLntJ.mp4

I heard you liked trains...

# ? Mar 6, 2024 01:03

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/GxyLntJ.mp4

Prequel to the saying "building the plane while flying it" looking dope as hell.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 01:15

Vile_Nihlist666: Jan 15, 2009; God isn't watching you... but I am!

holtemon posted:

Stolen from another thread

https://x.com/readwhensafe/status/1763295748836163788?s=46

Whoopsie

Y'all know that's Whistlin Diesel right? Dude is a straight OSHA troll.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 01:24

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

I was not aware of his shenanigans and trolling when I posted that but in my defense

# ? Mar 6, 2024 01:45

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

Vile_Nihlist666 posted:

Y'all know that's Whistlin Diesel right? Dude is a straight OSHA troll.

i don't watch his poo poo so no, i've no idea how or why i would recognize it.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 02:00

Vile_Nihlist666: Jan 15, 2009; God isn't watching you... but I am!

`Nemesis posted:

i don't watch his poo poo so no, i've no idea how or why i would recognize it.

The real OSHA violation is the bit where he used that truck to move like 6 Daihatsu tractors on trailers.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 02:25

Butterwagon: Mar 21, 2010; Lookit that stupid ass-hole!

holtemon posted:

Stolen from another thread

https://x.com/readwhensafe/status/1763295748836163788?s=46

Whoopsie

Is that fuckin Ben Shapiro???

# ? Mar 6, 2024 03:17

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

precursor to an osha violation

and by osha violation i mean arson

# ? Mar 6, 2024 03:39

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

Kith posted:

precursor to an osha violation

and by osha violation i mean arson

Do not come.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 03:44

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Hell yeah! Strike! Strike! Strike!

# ? Mar 6, 2024 03:46

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Kith posted:

precursor to an osha violation

and by osha violation i mean arson

Interesting word choice.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 03:49

Jonny Nox: Apr 26, 2008

Time theft should absolutely result in strikes.

in both directions

# ? Mar 6, 2024 03:58

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/GxyLntJ.mp4

�We are like sailors who on the open sea must reconstruct their ship but are never able to start afresh from the bottom. Where a beam is taken away a new one must at once be put there, and for this the rest of the ship is used as support. In this way, by using the old beams and driftwood the ship can be shaped entirely anew, but only by gradual reconstruction.�

# ? Mar 6, 2024 04:22

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 4, 2024 19:07

FuturePastNow: May 19, 2014

Kith posted:

precursor to an osha violation

and by osha violation i mean arson

boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. that's why I take my shits on company time

# ? Mar 6, 2024 04:34

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > OSHA IV: NO SAFETY - SMOKING FIRST

«‹›2563 »