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Platystemon posted:Build the next wall with rebar and a deep foundation. no, put them in like hockey goals so they can easily pop out and be put back in but you can still "penalize" (threaten to sue) the person responsible for hitting it. Make some money out of your city's lovely drivers/traffic planning. e: lovely snipe, here's a feelgood article on how fast food places may finally be realizing AI is bullshit and people are cheaper and better at taking orders: https://thetakeout.com/ai-voice-activated-drive-thru-lanes-fast-food-contracts-1851305332 quote:Presto Automation supplies AI solutions, specifically voice recognition technology, to a number of major fast food chains including Checkers and Rally’s, Del Taco, and both Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s. Presto’s voice bots are in use across 145 Hardee’s, Carl’s Jr., and Wienerschnitzel restaurants as of February 1, 2024. Restaurant Business reports that the company also supplies digital ordering tablets to casual restaurant chains such as Applebee’s, Chili’s, and Red Lobster. haha get hosed. Free market baby, guess your idea ain't worth your V.C. funding. Also sucks when people can talk online about how much they hate your new bullshit: quote:Other chains such as White Castle and McDonald’s have also tested out AI voice recognition in their drive-thru lanes. However, from the customer perspective these new technologies have been a mixed bag. When McDonald’s first tried out similar tech in one of its drive-thru lanes, internet users roasted the bots online for misinterpreting their orders. Kinda surprised they're actually taking them out, unlike grocery stores that keep paying for self-checkout lanes even when they prove to be more expensive to operate than cashiers and maddening for customers and the poor staff who have to handle 4-8 self-checkouts at a time e2: VVV For sure. Give them a chance to hit the warning fence, but after that it's Castle Doctrine and nobody wants their castle hit by a car. Dance McPants has a new favorite as of 23:12 on Mar 5, 2024 |
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O.K. but then put a couple of colossal boulders behind the wall, for scenic landscaping.
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Dance McPants posted:no, put them in like hockey goals so they can easily pop out and be put back in but you can still "penalize" (threaten to sue) the person responsible for hitting it. Make some money out of your city's lovely drivers/traffic planning. Oh lmao we had a project where we were forced to program stupid interactive poo poo for a professors ~AI social robot~ and the voice recognition AI was was sooooo poo poo. I watched an armenian dude sit there repeating the word "apple" at the robot and slowly becoming more furious as it just refused to understand him and it was loving hilarious. Kinda poor design when apparently it can only (kinda) understand american accents when I was literally the only american taking that course...
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:
My brother. The lightning really makes this one.
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SyNack Sassimov posted:About 20 years too early Don't want this one getting ignored lol
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Slugworth posted:I was at a museum recently and one of the items on display was the exact microwave I had growing up. I went from "oh man, we had that exact microwave!" to "oh man... we had that exact microwave" https://twitter.com/sawdustbear/status/1673019722126839810
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Did people have home office floors that looked like that?
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Air Skwirl posted:Did people have home office floors that looked like that? You did if you had kids playing on the floor while you worked. There's probably been a resurgence of this as people started wfh situations.
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There's no way they didn't make this just because of that Season 1 South Park joke.
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mind the walrus posted:There's no way they didn't make this just because of that Season 1 South Park joke. That was like 20+ years ago.
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Remember when you had living relatives who were alive before cars and planes were around? That's you now
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Crab Dad posted:That was like 20+ years ago. 
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Brawnfire posted:Try going to a Museum of Play. ...we had a set of Lawn Darts when I was little  That one I can kinda give to them, it's hard to believe that giving children heavy metal spikes to throw up into the air ever made it to store shelves.
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Crab Dad posted:That was like 20+ years ago.
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https://i.imgur.com/jxrLG99.mp4mind the walrus posted:There's no way they didn't make this just because of that Season 1 South Park joke. Crab Dad posted:That was like 20+ years ago. Some episodes of South Park season 1 were released on VHS before they were released on DVD, lol.  South Park was also the very first time I was exposed to internet piracy way back in 1997, a friend of a friend had a burned CD of this cartoon from the US which had swearing in it!!! It wasn't shown on TV here in Australia for a whole year after it'd debuted in the US, none of the commercial TV stations would touch it and eventually the weird station which mostly showed foreign movies and international news picked it up
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South park being old as poo poo is one of the least 'oh no I am old' things mentioned, like no poo poo it's old it had an N64 game that me and my friends would play when we fancied an edgier shitter goldeneye
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Quite the opposite, I'm just surprised that its still being produced. I thought that type of humor wouldn't have survived pas the 00's. It's like hearing that Cheers is still getting new episodes or something. Which is just another way of saying that you're all so very old.
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Gross. Blur out that truck’s penis. This is a classy thread, thank you.
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Ironically it being a jacked up bro truck saved him here, something with reasonable clearance would not have allowed for a full  dodge roll to escape.
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Takes No Damage posted:Ironically it being a jacked up bro truck saved him here, something with reasonable clearance would not have allowed for a full If he couldn't get under it so easily he probably wouldn't have been able to do that though.
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Oh, c'mon. That's a "come back, lifted truck penis!" moment if I ever saw one.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:https://i.imgur.com/jxrLG99.mp4 One of my childhood memories is from the third grade, when the teachers brought us all together to tell us not to watch the filthy new cartoon show on SBS because it was very rude and full of Wrong Things. You can work out how well informing 40-odd kids with no prior awareness that South Park existed, and what time it aired, went.
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Slugworth posted:I was at a museum recently and one of the items on display was the exact microwave I had growing up. I went from "oh man, we had that exact microwave!" to "oh man... we had that exact microwave" 
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Sentient Data posted:Remember when you had living relatives who were alive before cars and planes were around? That's you now My great uncle Ugg was born three years before the invention of fire. And he grew up so poor his cave didn't get fire until he was a teenager when it had long since become commonplace.
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FreudianSlippers posted:My great uncle Ugg was born three years before the invention of fire. And he grew up so poor his cave didn't get fire until he was a teenager when it had long since become commonplace. Your cave had fire? Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!
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Takes No Damage posted:Your cave had fire? Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY! Look at the fancy little lad and his invention of the wheel and poo poo And currency!
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lol i know that museum, whatup, vaclaváku.
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Home office? It looks like a European teenager’s bedroom circa 1997
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Scratch Monkey posted:Home office? It looks like a European teenager’s bedroom circa 1997 Yeah I remember spending nights faxing with friends and using a printer switch just for fun.
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Can someone translate this to English please?
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If it's anything like previous buttcoin stuff, it means that the people who are trying to sell their butts are actually a secret evil cabal trying to manipulate the price by selling, and that means that if you buy their coins for the price they're asking you're actually defeating them in glorious battle
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Why the gently caress would you go for the headbutt on the spicy football
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