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Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Buck Wildman posted:

thank god for that arrow amirite


(made by kfg)

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

CHUDs not unix

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Willa Rogers posted:

where's the pirate stream for rogan podcasts? I like listening to some of the people he interviews but I don't want to have to pay for spotify.

i think it just wants free registration, for him at least, i haven't paid anything to them for it

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

my_custom_username posted:

I always thought it was just shorthand for "Christian Homeschooled Uneducated Dumbass", didn't know about the movie till later

it is

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

charming handsome ultimate dudes

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

thats canon

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Lpzie posted:

charming handsome ultimate dudes

yep

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i watch the joe rogan protect our parks episodes because they're funny and talk about comedy

the clips I've seen are good specifically because of gillis and Normand, who are two of the best comics working rn imo

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Mr Hootington posted:

Anarcho capitalist drug addict

dsyp

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

my_custom_username posted:

someone told me that's what it stood for and i just believed it for awhile. i never googled it

You fell for their liberal lies. Happens to us all from time to time, even the chuds

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
alien papa :ssh:

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

KirbyKhan posted:

Yeah, I do that. Here's the buzzwords I use. I get so many callbacks :)

Assassination

Attack

Domestic security

Drill

Exercise

Cops

Law enforcement

Authorities

Disaster assistance

Disaster management

UNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office)

National preparedness

Mitigation

Prevention

Response

Recovery

Dirty bomb

Domestic nuclear detection

Emergency management

Emergency response

First responder

Homeland security

Maritime domain awareness (MDA)

National preparedness

initiative

Militia

Shooting

Shots fired

Evacuation

Deaths

Hostage

Explosion (explosive)

Police

Disaster medical assistance team (DMAT)

Organized crime

Gangs

National security

State of emergency

Security

Breach

Threat

Standoff

SWAT

Screening

Lockdown

Bomb (squad or threat)

Crash

Looting

Riot

Emergency Landing

Pipe bomb

Incident

Facility

HAZMAT & Nuclear
Hazmat

Nuclear

Chemical spill

Suspicious package/device

Toxic

National laboratory

Nuclear facility

Nuclear threat

Cloud

Plume

Radiation

Radioactive

Leak

Biological infection (or event)

Chemical

Chemical burn

Biological

Epidemic

Hazardous

Hazardous material incident

Industrial spill

Infection

Powder (white)

Gas

Spillover

Anthrax

Blister agent

Chemical agent

Exposure

Burn

Nerve agent

Ricin

Sarin

North Korea

Health Concern + H IN I
Outbreak

Contamination

Exposure

Virus

Evacuation

Bacteria

Recall

Ebola

Food Poisoning

Foot and Mouth (FMD)

H5NI

Avian

Flu

Salmonella

Small Pox

Plague

Human to human

Human to Animal

Influenza

Center for Disease Control (CDC)

Drug Administration (FDA)

Public Health

Toxic

Agro Terror

Tuberculosis (TB)

Agriculture

Listeria

Symptoms

Mutation

Resistant

Antiviral

Wave

Pandemic

Infection

Water/air borne

Sick

Swine

Pork

Strain

Tamiflu

World Health Organization

Quarantine

Norvo Virus

(WHO) (and components)

HINI

Epidemic

Viral

Hemorrhagic Fever

Vaccine

E. Coli

Infrastructure Security
Infrastructure security

Airport

CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources)

AMTRAK

Collapse

Computer infrastructure

Communications

infrastructure

Telecommunications

Critical infrastructure

National infrastructure

Metro

WIvIATA

Airplane (and derivatives)

Chemical fire

Subway

BART

MARTA

Port Authority

NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center)

Transportation security

Grid

Power

Smart

Body scanner

Electric

Failure or outage

Black out

Brown out

Port

Dock

Bridge

Cancelled

Delays

Service disruption

Power lines

Southwest Border Violence
Drug cartel

Violence

Gang

Drug

Narcotics

Cocaine

Marijuana

Heroin

Border

Mexico

Cartel

Southwest

Juarez

Sinaloa

Tijuana

Torreon

Yuma

Tucson

Decapitated

U.S. Consulate

Consular

El Paso

Fort Hancock

San Diego

Ciudad Juarez

Nogales

Sonora

Colombia

Mara salvatrucha

MS IS or MS-I3

Drug war

Mexican army

Methamphetamine

Cartel de Golfo

Gulf Cartel

La Familia

Reynosa

Nuevo Leon

Narcos

Narco banners (Spanish equivalents)

Los Zetas

Shootout

Execution

Gunfight

Trafficking

Kidnap

Calderon

Reynosa

Bust

Tamaulipas

Meth Lab

Drug trade

Illegal immigrants

Smuggling (smugglers)

Matamoros

Michoacana

Guzman

Arellano-Felix

Beltran-Leyva

Barrio Azteca

Artistic Assassins

Mexicles

New Federation

Terrorism
Terrorism

Al Qaeda (all spellings)

Terror

Attack

Iraq

Afghanistan

Iran

Pakistan

Agro

Environmental terrorist

Eco terrorism

Conventional weapon

Target

Weapons grade

Dirty bomb

Enriched

Nuclear

Chemical weapon

Biological weapon

Ammonium nitrate

Improvised explosive device

IED (Improvised Explosive Device)

Abu Sayyaf

Hamas

FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia)

IRA (Irish Republican Army)

ETA (Euskadi to Askatasuna)

Basque Separatists

Hezbollah

Tamil Tigers

PIS (Palestine Liberation Front)

PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization

Car bomb

Jihad

Talihan

Weapons cache

Suicide bomber

Suicide attack

Suspicious substance

AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula)

AQIM (Al Qaeda in the

Islamic Maghreb)

TIP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan)

Yemen

Pirates

Extremism

Somalia

Nigeria

Radicals

Al-Shabaab

Home grown

Plot

Nationalist

Recruitment

Fundamentalism

Islamist

Weather/Disaster/Emergency
Emergency

Hurricane

Tornado

Twister

Tsunami

Earthquake

Tremor

Flood

Storm

Crest

Temblor

Extreme weather

Forest fire

Brush fire

Ice

Stranded/Stuck

Help

Hail

Wildfire

Tsunami Warning Center

Magnitude

Avalanche

Typhoon

Shelter-in-place

Disaster

Snow

Blizzard

Sleet

Mud slide

Mudslide

Erosion

Power outage

Brown out

Warning

Watch

Lightening

Aid

Relief

Closure

Interstate

Burst

Emergency Broadcast System

Cyber security
Botnet

DDOS (dedicated denial of service)

Denial of service

Malware

Virus

Trojan

Keylogger

Cyber Command

Cyber Security

2600

Spammer

Phishing

Rootkit

Phreaking

Cain and abel

Brute forcing

Mysql injection

Cyber attack

Cyber terror

Hacker

China

Conficker

Worm

Scanners

Social media

Yase.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

its a bettlefield

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Lpzie posted:

charming handsome ultimate dudes

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Lpzie posted:

charming handsome ultimate dudes

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Lpzie posted:

charming handsome ultimate dudes

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

haven't heard that in years...

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Lpzie posted:

charming handsome ultimate dudes

Srice
Sep 11, 2011

Lpzie posted:

charming handsome ultimate dudes

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Lpzie posted:

charming handsome ultimate dudes

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
ch*d is a slur enjoy your sixers

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

mags posted:

ch*d is a slur enjoy your sixers

duh

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

wouldn’t post it if it wasn’t

Son of Sorrow
Aug 8, 2023

"Chud" is slang for someone who knows how to have a good time.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



The virgin chad vs the ultimate chud.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Wizard Wednesday

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Sounds like the heart doctor's can fix my father-in-law enough that he won't die this year.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

I'm officially Vice President of Engineering

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Lib and let die posted:

I'm officially Vice President of Engineering

I put a guillotine in a little red wagon and I'm on my way over, one sec

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Lib and let die posted:

I'm officially Vice President of Engineering

Great super Tuesday turnout for you.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

kamala engineering

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

My signing bonus is a laptop with a 3050 chip in it, gently caress yeah

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Lib and let die posted:

My signing bonus is a laptop with a 3050 chip in it, gently caress yeah

think of the posts you can write on that baby

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Buck Wildman posted:

Wizard Wednesday



aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Buck Wildman posted:

Wizard Wednesday



good wizard + OSE rocks

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Lib and let die posted:

I'm officially Vice President of Engineering

Congrats on mo longer being working class.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Mr Hootington posted:

Sounds like the heart doctor's can fix my father-in-law enough that he won't die this year.

great news I'm happy for you hooty. glad things are optimistic

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

vice president of posting

selec
Sep 6, 2003

congrats LALD

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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
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