Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

BiggerBoat posted:

Whoever posted this obviously lives in my area code.

I lived in one large redneck neighborhood for a year where, I swear, someone was always washing their giant truck. If I walked around the neighborhood at 315 on a Thursday in February, someone had the hose out and was washing their giant truck. If I walked around at 11 pm on a Friday in August, someone was in their driveway washing their giant truck. I tried, desperately, to discover a time, any hour, of any day, any week, any month, where this wouldn't be true. But, nope, someone was always washing their giant truck. On the street, in a driveway, under a carport, inside a garage, those trucks were always being washed. I bet someone is applying water and soap to an oversized truck somewhere in that neighborhood, right now, as I post this

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

DominoKitten posted:

You can still buy Gros Michels for an eye watering price, they’re just not mass commercially viable.

I wish we just called them "Big Mike" bananas

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Nah, it's transphobia.

Sorry, forgive me, I'm not trying to minimize the transphobia. That's obviously the main thrust. What I meant is they're so bad at memes, the way they talk about "your dick" makes it sound like they're talking about the reader's dick or the author's dick instead of the fictional subject's dick. So in this meme's presented world, bands of roving teenagers are running around :guillotine:ing dicks.

edit: goddamn, I cannot type today. Missed an important not.

Magnetic North fucked around with this message at 10:20 on Mar 6, 2024

DTurtle
Apr 10, 2011


Magnetic North posted:

So in this meme's presented world, bands of roving teenagers are running around :guillotine:ing dicks.
Nah, it's bands of roving teenagers running around :guillotine: mufflers. But the people owning those cars are reacting as if the kids had :guillotine: the owner's dick.

On second or third reading, that still doesn't make sense :D

(And yes I know what they actually meant)

DTurtle fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Mar 6, 2024

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Steal catalytic converters from oversized trucks until you can afford gender affirming surgery, don't self harm. It's good advice.

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



DominoKitten posted:

You can still buy Gros Michels for an eye watering price, they’re just not mass commercially viable.

It’s one Gros Michels, Micheal. What could it cost, ten dollars?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

For 144 bananas? Good deal.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

My read of it is that it's a somewhat old saw about mufflers on cars being emmasculating. So the instruction is that instead of getting gender affirming bottom surgery, you should cut the muffler off your car to make it louder, and therefore more manly.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021
Sure is curious how the side that loves bringing up a second Civil War is the one with all the guns whose political motivations are entirely anger and fear

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Conservatives aren't scared of trans people? Could have fooled me.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017





"Kids these days" crossed with rose-colored glasses crossed with "how dare you disagree with me!". :rolleyes:

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:



"Kids these days" crossed with rose-colored glasses crossed with "how dare you disagree with me!". :rolleyes:

Hmm maybe bring back the Fairness Doctrine, or alternately revoke the equal-time rule

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Thing is, I don't totally disagree with elements of the ideas from that Boomer meme. The corporate media has disgraced itself in a lot of ways over the past eight years, and locking articles behind paywalls (while whining about democracy "dying in darkness" or people not being informed) is incredibly disingenuous. But yeah, the Fairness Doctrine is one thing you could do to partially fix the problem and people who post this sort of thing would never be for that.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

DarkHorse posted:

Hmm maybe bring back the Fairness Doctrine, or alternately revoke the equal-time rule

A friend of mine's wife posted something similar to this a while back, and shortly after posted a "Rush Limbaugh is a gift from god" type post, and she didn't see a fleck of irony.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Thing is, I don't totally disagree with elements of the ideas from that Boomer meme. The corporate media has disgraced itself in a lot of ways over the past eight years, and locking articles behind paywalls (while whining about democracy "dying in darkness" or people not being informed) is incredibly disingenuous. But yeah, the Fairness Doctrine is one thing you could do to partially fix the problem and people who post this sort of thing would never be for that.

Only 8 years ago? Really?

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:



"Kids these days" crossed with rose-colored glasses crossed with "how dare you disagree with me!". :rolleyes:

:capitalism:

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Medullah posted:

A friend of mine's wife posted something similar to this a while back, and shortly after posted a "Rush Limbaugh is a gift from god" type post, and she didn't see a fleck of irony.

It's okay, 3 years ago he became a gift to god

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

It's obviously not the worst part of transphobia, but god, I hate the infantalizing language that right-wingers use to describe trans people when they're not just flat-out misgendering them. They're "gender confused", or "unsure of their gender," because obviously you know better than them. The whole point is that they know their gender, way more thoughtfully than you've ever experienced yours.

I mean I realize they do it because they think of gender as an extremely strict biological thing so it's useless to try to convince them of this, but I'm still mad about it.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Professor Beetus posted:

It's okay, 3 years ago he became a gift to god

Hope God kept the gift receipt.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Professor Beetus posted:

It's okay, 3 years ago he became a gift to god

We finally slapped a return to sender label on him.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

It's obviously not the worst part of transphobia, but god, I hate the infantalizing language that right-wingers use to describe trans people when they're not just flat-out misgendering them. They're "gender confused", or "unsure of their gender," because obviously you know better than them. The whole point is that they know their gender, way more thoughtfully than you've ever experienced yours.

I mean I realize they do it because they think of gender as an extremely strict biological thing so it's useless to try to convince them of this, but I'm still mad about it.
They tend to see the world in very absolute, black and white terms. When you start to suggest that a lot of concepts they think of as all/nothing are actually pretty granular in nature they will simply conclude you don't understand any of it.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Arms speaking of people who see things in black and white...

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Incredible, half that list is made up.

Also, lmao "Burned the flag."

Also, you don't put periods on the end of list entries.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
* They advanced critical Race Theories

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost

Panfilo posted:

Arms speaking of people who see things in black and white...


  • They banned guns (for Jews, but loosened them for everyone else)
  • They (did not) get rid of God, in fact there were a lot of appeals to god and religion... just not any that opposed the State
  • (see above)
  • Book burnings were generally focused on anything socialist, trans- or homosexually permissive, written by or arguing in favor of minorities and social justice, etc.
  • not so sure there were lots of statue topplings except in other countries where Nazis had invaded
  • Flag burning was outlawed in 1932 in Weimar Germany and extended to the Nazi flag in 1933
  • Got rid of history that they did not agree with (that Germany was the bestest and greatest ever all the time forever and could do no wrong)

Ok I got bored pointing out it's literally the current right wing playbook

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
wasnt getting screwed economically for losing WW1 like one of the major pillars for WW2?

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost

PhazonLink posted:

wasnt getting screwed economically for losing WW1 like one of the major pillars for WW2?
[not a historian but this is my understanding]

German leadership didn't want to admit how badly they were losing in WWI so they lied about how things were going. When they finally conceded, the terms of the Armistice were crushing and humiliating and burdened the German people with paying off the debts of the other nations, Austerity 1.0. The average German understandably was confused by this whiplash, and a common narrative was that they had somehow been sabotaged or betrayed. How could they have lost so badly when they had started out so well?

A core pillar of fascism is to provide an Other to blame for your hardships, typically an underclass or minority to point to as "look they're coming for what's rightfully yours!" so Hitler's Jew-hating found fertile ground as an explanation for why Germany lost the Great War and now you were scrounging and suffering. Conveniently, things get better for non-Jews when you take all the property from Jewish people and reallocate it to the non-Jews

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.


Pictured: getting rid of God.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:



"Kids these days" crossed with rose-colored glasses crossed with "how dare you disagree with me!". :rolleyes:

Was this originally posted in sandscrit?

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Panfilo posted:

Arms speaking of people who see things in black and white...

Nazi Germany, famous for not having police

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

cat botherer posted:

Nazi Germany, famous for not having police

:ssh: It's secret :ssh:

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:



"Kids these days" crossed with rose-colored glasses crossed with "how dare you disagree with me!". :rolleyes:

He famously called upon the US government to end the Vietnam War through diplomacy.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
^^^that^^^

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:



"Kids these days" crossed with rose-colored glasses crossed with "how dare you disagree with me!". :rolleyes:

Bullshit. I know a ton of conservatives who hate Cronkite and blame him for the US losing in vietnam.

Here's some Free Republic assholes going off about it. About 2/3 of the way down teh page

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3790452&perpage=40&pagenumber=688#pti11

Neito posted:

My read of it is that it's a somewhat old saw about mufflers on cars being emmasculating. So the instruction is that instead of getting gender affirming bottom surgery, you should cut the muffler off your car to make it louder, and therefore more manly.

What about the mufflers that dudes put on Honda Civics and poo poo that make their cars fart really loud?

BiggerBoat fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Mar 8, 2024

soviet elsa
Feb 22, 2024
lover of cats and snow
Forever reminder that the famous Nazi book burnings were of the library of the Berlin Institute of Sexology. The terrifying book burnings were of exactly the literature these people want burned, of the library of what was the greatest queer and trans institute of the time.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

soviet elsa posted:

Forever reminder that the famous Nazi book burnings were of the library of the Berlin Institute of Sexology. The terrifying book burnings were of exactly the literature these people want burned, of the library of what was the greatest queer and trans institute of the time.

It's the same thing I point out whenever a right-wing relative posts about the Hitler "Big lie*" strategy. Yeah, he did that, but what was the one big lie? "Communists and foreigners are destroying our once great nation." Just like it is today.

*Most shareables about that say that Hitler himself described the strategy as such rather than a biographer, and if so I'll point out it wasn't his own words but was still accurate.

Nebrilos
Oct 9, 2012

Panfilo posted:

Arms speaking of people who see things in black and white...


And here I thought it should be impossible for any person or persons to do anything to an all-powerful, all-knowing divine being, but the Nazis actually got rid of god, huh? So is Christianity just a lie now, since god is gone?

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Nebrilos posted:

And here I thought it should be impossible for any person or persons to do anything to an all-powerful, all-knowing divine being, but the Nazis actually got rid of god, huh? So is Christianity just a lie now, since god is gone?

No, there was a whole scene where a white American soldier found God in exile after the Nazis were defeated.

"God, huh? I haven't heard that name in a long time..."

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply