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Jezza of OZPOS posted:Lmao if you didn't have multiple female friends that thought you were gay instead of oblivious and bisexual as a teenager The worst part about going to a single-gender school is not getting this, and so being hopelessly lost for several years longer than average.
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Cleretic posted:The worst part about going to a single-gender school is not getting this, and so being hopelessly lost for several years longer than average. Eyyyyyyyy. My wife thought I was gay when I thought we were dating.
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Air Skwirl posted:Has anyone invented a cat toy that cats will like better than the box it came in?
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theflyingexecutive posted:Eyyyyyyyy. My wife thought I was gay when I thought we were dating. What about now
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Jabberlock posted:What about now Now she knows
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theflyingexecutive posted:Eyyyyyyyy. My wife thought I was gay when I thought we were dating. ________________________/ 
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/patbaer/status/1765070520977113412?t=Zpp6BmDyUMd6X14jlJOBDA&s=19 oh, not that sting i quess
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grittyreboot posted:https://twitter.com/GoodReddit/status/1765031304553197948?t=lB7x5IswRVhB3okzPrZ40A&s=19 I think my most brilliant moment was when I was leaving a house-warming party and the hostess told me I didn't have to go home because there was plenty room in the bed and I just went home.
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You idiots made the elementary mistake of not remaining oblivious forever. You'll never be embarrassed about your past mistakes if you simply don't realise you made them. Ignorance is bliss.
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I was following my friends upstairs at a nightclub, and some girl moved into my path, locking eyes with me. I tried to move to the left, she moved to the left. I tried to move to the right, she moved to the right, still making eye contact. So I danced with her for a bit, and then when I saw an opening I slipped past her, up the stairs, to join my friends. What I was thinking I do not know.
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"And so, members of the jury, you'll find that no reasonable man could have been oblivious to the circumstances leading to the explosion and th--" "Whoa whoa can I cut in here? I'm an IDIOT. I once helped clean after a girl's house party and she said my muscles must be sore from moving some chairs around so she offered to massage me in the shower and I said there's no point to a shower if I'm just gonna get back into the same sweaty clothes. And left. What do you say, Your Honour?" "Yeah we don't need the jury for this one, you're free to leave. Everyone else go home."
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Overall it's probably for the best if guys are really reluctant to interpret things as an invitation for sex.
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What if you're actually dumber now than you were then and your initial reaction was the right one
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wash bucket posted:Overall it's probably for the best if guys are really reluctant to interpret things as an invitation for sex. thank you, this
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wash bucket posted:Overall it's probably for the best if guys are really reluctant to interpret things as an invitation for sex.
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Heath posted:Do you all have a humiliation fetish or something because why would you share any of that Ok, I've grown and learned a lot from past mistakes so here goes: you said "fetish", so I think you want to have sex with me, right?
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Heath posted:Do you all have a humiliation fetish or something because why would you share any of that You got something against sharing humorous relevant anecdotes?
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Lobok posted:Ok, I've grown and learned a lot from past mistakes so here goes: you said "fetish", so I think you want to have sex with me, right? No they want to have sex with this thing: 
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now i know that's not a horga'hn aaaand i think integrating the use of horga'hns into our society would be a net gain imo. less missed connections, more jamaharon Lazy_Liberal has a new favorite as of 15:00 on Mar 6, 2024 |
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Heath posted:Do you all have a humiliation fetish or something because why would you share any of that Imagine being this repressed
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Heath posted:Do you all have a humiliation fetish or something because why would you share any of that I mean... you don't even know who the gently caress I am so it's kinda hard to be humiliated here.
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Lazy_Liberal posted:now i know that's not a horga'hn aaaand i think integrating the use of horga'hns into our society would be a net gain imo. less missed connections, more jamaharon Y'know now that I think about it, we really did innovate harder than was useful with dating apps, I think Trek really did have it right by just inventing a sign that says 'Single And Looking' that people carry around.
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wow u interpreted a situation wrong when u were inexperienced, under lots of stress, and can now look back on it and laugh knowing you've grown into a better person? you fuckin loser lmao
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crabrock posted:wow u interpreted a situation wrong when u were inexperienced, under lots of stress, and can now look back on it and laugh Yeah! crabrock posted:knowing you've grown into a better person? Hm wait I'm not sure about that
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We all put on our warpaint before posting on something awful. As seen here 
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I like hearing the based stories. a woman thought she could get a poster's essence but got pwned instead.
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A girl once paid for tickets to a play I wanted to see because I mentioned it offhandedly, came dressed to the nines and when we got back to her place poured some wine and changed into something more comfy but also more revealing. I had a reasonable amount of wine and then politely left because she clearly wanted to go to bed. Years later, on the second date with my now wife, I was obsessing over something she said on date 1 about trying to make more friends. So after everything, having ending up at the third place (dinner, event, coffee) because we kept wanting to hang out I walked her to her car, it's like 10:30pm or so. A light, misty rain started and we were standing beneath the rain-romantic beams of a streetlight neither of us making a move to leave. She leaned in slow and kinda close so I looked into her eyes and took her hand and immediately said, "So these are dates right? I know you're looking for friends and I think you're really cool and I'd like them to be dates, but if we're just friends I'd still like to hang out." And she laughed at me and told me yes, they were dates. And has spend the past near decade making fun of me for it.
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Cleretic posted:Y'know now that I think about it, we really did innovate harder than was useful with dating apps, I think Trek really did have it right by just inventing a sign that says 'Single And Looking' that people carry around. They didn't go far enough, imo. We need more signs. How about an "I'm bored and have an hour to kill so I'm up for a chat" sign? Or an "I've recently moved here and am looking for a new friend group" sign? Or an "I am currently obsessed with Baldurs Gate 3 and will discuss it at length with literally anyone who will listen" sign? Normalise holding up handwritten signs with your exact needs written on them in large print, I say.
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kazil posted:Can't park there mate What does South Korea's low birth rate have to do with this? edit: oh n/m, misread the order of your words
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Heath posted:Do you all have a humiliation fetish or something because why would you share any of that There's something fun about sharing in mild embarrassment where nobody got hurt, I feel. Makes me feel I'm not alone in having fumbled the bag where my crush at the time had me at her place, alone, and I showed her a card game rather than have my like, third kiss ever (we did end up kissing later, but it wasn't meant to be)
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Heath posted:Do you all have a humiliation fetish or something because why would you share any of that People are having some fun
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