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Agile Vector posted:beef rice, fried is exactly what I want to eat when I'm approached by the robot hunter cops for a new job 
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i'm not against it, conceptually. i just prefer to fry my own beef on the side for 拌飯 it's just tradition
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https://i.imgur.com/z3b1FSA.mp4quote:Bro got that “bluetooth device is connected successfully” haircut also I saw this recently and once again I'm sideswiped by the progress of technology and it's uses https://www.instagram.com/p/C2DLbO0LqfE/ NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Mar 3, 2024 |
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oh no Marc andreesen has his own police force now?
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NoneMoreNegative posted:
chekohv's eye gouger
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:oh no Marc andreesen has his own police force now? 
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NoneMoreNegative posted:https://i.imgur.com/z3b1FSA.mp4 all i could picture was getting a paper cut on my eyeball.
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NinetySevenA posted:all i could picture was getting a paper cut on my eyeball. that happened to a guy in my high school chemistry class, dude shrieked
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NinetySevenA posted:all i could picture was getting a paper cut on my eyeball. reading this sentence made me clench my rear end.
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i caught a bare pine branch to the face while riding my motorcycle in the woods when i was in 10th grade. i thought i was gonna be blind in my right eye for ~5 minutes before it started working again i wore goggles after that
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Oh yeah you cant gently caress around with that. neat fact: the only mandatory motorcycle safety gear in colorado is eye protection. of some sort. any sort. $1.99 sunglasses at the gas station checkout. or in my idiot case, glass prescription lenses. (I since picked up ANSI rated prescription goggles and they're so much nicer. Thanks, Zenni!)
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just getting a bug to the eye at 60mph would teach you not to gently caress around with that
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many of us have yellowjacket-in-the-helmet stories. Fortunately i have dodged that particular hell but iirc sagebrush got it once
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one time i ran into a bees butt and got stung
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Jonny 290 posted:yellowjacket-in-the-helmet stories. 
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Jonny 290 posted:many of us have yellowjacket-in-the-helmet stories. Fortunately i have dodged that particular hell but iirc sagebrush got it once i know my number is gonna come up on that one.
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Jonny 290 posted:many of us have yellowjacket-in-the-helmet stories. Fortunately i have dodged that particular hell but iirc sagebrush got it once i never got one in my helmet, but i did get stung by one on the side of my neck (the only exposed skin on my body) while scraping the pegs in a turn. i kept the bike upright but anyone on the side of the road would have heard a dopper-shifted fffffFFFFFFFUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk as i went by. also re safety glasses a couple weeks ago i was getting the students set up for their shop project and had just finished impressing on them the importance of wearing PPE when i stepped on a broom that was leaning against a table and sideshow bob'd myself right in the face. it clacked hard off my safety glasses and had i not been wearing them i would probably have a black eye. everyone saw. good lesson
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I hope you went back and practiced that so you could do it for every class
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friend of mine had a hornet come in his open car window while driving. flew up the leg of his shorts while his knee was up, prepping to stop at a stopsign. on the underside. stop and get stung dont stop and rear end someone tick tock tic tok got stung, but stopped
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Bless him, he looks so young here (but he is actually 43) William Gibson - Cyberpunk - BBC Late Show © 1991 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVBCWFlgaXc (no embeds allowed)
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Dick Trauma posted:Ok now we've angered the super toilet...
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Bless him, he looks so young here (but he is actually 43) jesus christ he's 75
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infernal machines posted:jesus christ he's 75 lol I see WG in his tech outfits and don't feel so bad about dressing the same at a mere 2/3rds his age 
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if anyone has earned it, it's him. i never really considered it and always kinda assumed he was maybe 60-ish, for some reason, despite knowing when the sprawl trilogy came out
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idk man people post that bathroom cleaning thing like its bad somehow and frankly i think it needs to be a lot more violent with maybe some superheated steam and UVC lamps
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Chris Knight posted:tempus edax rerum this is latin for "time makes chumps of us all"
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rotor posted:idk man people post that bathroom cleaning thing like its bad somehow and frankly i think it needs to be a lot more violent with maybe some superheated steam and UVC lamps yeah i was really expecting the whole place to just completely flood from the ceiling down like a car wash. a couple of rinses on the toilet seat and spraying down the floor is pretty lame.
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it would be insufficient were someone to poo poo on the floor it would just cover the whole floor with shitwater
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You are now dead, thank you for using Stop And Drop
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