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Sarcastro
Dec 28, 2000
Elite member of the Grammar Nazi Squad that

Platonicsolid posted:

It's been said here and elsewhere that no laws can truly protect democracy if the majority wants to go fascist. ...

The challenge is to get to any of them we'd have to go through our current system.

Hell, that nicely illustrates the problem - under our deeply flawed system he didn't even need that majority to get the office to begin with.

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OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Musk would own trump.
Likely owning a clogged shitter.



"The Times cited three people briefed on Sunday's private meeting in Palm Beach but who spoke to the newspaper on condition of anonymity.
According to the Times, Trump met with Musk and a few wealthy Republican donors on Sunday and hopes to have a one-on-one discussion soon with Musk"

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-meets-with-musk-republican-donors-florida-nyt-reports-2024-03-06/

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Probably trying to get multiple one on one meetings with Elon so he can keep asking for $500 million at different levels of the k-hole.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

If Musk paid the money, why would Trump ve in any way loyal to him?

Like I get that is how transactional relationships are supposed to go, but doesn't Trump's past actions show that he views people who give him things as suckers?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

The Question IRL posted:

If Musk paid the money, why would Trump ve in any way loyal to him?

Like I get that is how transactional relationships are supposed to go, but doesn't Trump's past actions show that he views people who give him things as suckers?

Yeah, but musk is far, far to dumb to of picked up on any of that. trump may be very garbage and obvious con man but he's easy good enough to get money from a mark like musk.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Elon Musk is exactly the kind of schmuck who would look at Trump's record of backstabbing absolutely everyone who has ever entered into a business relationship with the man and decide to cut him a check anyway.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
I would think Musk would at least be smart enough to draw up a contract.
Especially for some kind of bigger kickbacks concerning Tesla or Spacex subsidies if Trump were ever elected.

OgNar fucked around with this message at 11:13 on Mar 6, 2024

The Artificial Kid
Feb 22, 2002
Plibble

Ratoslov posted:

Elon Musk is exactly the kind of schmuck who would look at Trump's record of backstabbing absolutely everyone who has ever entered into a business relationship with the man and decide to cut him a check anyway.

He must have been awfully lucky in his life so far.

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
Surely its $500 million for Trump to re-join twitter and the kickback is Elon gets a slice of the potential trump presidency pie.

Makes good sense for Musk as its all funny money anyway so it doesn't really exist.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

If you think Musk is smart enough to provide and sign contracts that pass muster, I have a $20bn company to sell you for $44bn.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

OgNar posted:

I would think Musk would at least be smart enough to draw up a contract.
Especially for some kind of bigger kickbacks concerning Tesla or Spacex subsidies if Trump were ever elected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBdGOrcUEg8

Dietrich
Sep 11, 2001

OgNar posted:

I would think Musk would at least be smart enough to draw up a contract.
Especially for some kind of bigger kickbacks concerning Tesla or Spacex subsidies if Trump were ever elected.

Musk might be the only person dumb enough to check all the boxes for a bribery conviction.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Specifically as an example:

https://bsky.app/profile/zoeschiffer.bsky.social/post/3kmvgfbsukx2o
...
https://bsky.app/profile/zoeschiffer.bsky.social/post/3kmvghmhi462t





Here he is being sued for non payment of termination payouts and in the filing they quote him telling his biographer his entire plan to illegally screw them out of said pay, as he did it, which the biographer then published with Musk's approval.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
A literal mycrimes.txt in publication. Outstanding.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Really have to wonder what his/X's lawyer's reaction was to hearing that not only did he specifically instruct someone to do this, and not only was it for the explicit purpose of screwing over people on severance pay, but that he also okayed the entire plan to be published in a book, stating that the purpose of the act was to screw people out of their money.

I'll sure as gently caress bet it wasn't "What a masterful stroke, sir"!

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Also I'm pretty sure you can't just give somebody $500 million. Like I don't think that's allowed.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

The Question IRL posted:

If Musk paid the money, why would Trump ve in any way loyal to him?

Like I get that is how transactional relationships are supposed to go, but doesn't Trump's past actions show that he views people who give him things as suckers?

Musk isn't doing this because he wants to buy Trump's personal loyalty, he's doing it because he's absolutely MAGA-brained and thinks only someone like Trump can save the country from Democrats' socialist open-borders policies.

I'm sure he'd like to have Trump's personal loyalty, but he'd do this even if he didn't get it. Why? Because one of his kids once came out as trans and said billionaires were bad for society, and he'll never forgive the Democrats for indoctrinating the kids with their radical brainwashing.

DTurtle
Apr 10, 2011


Randalor posted:

Really have to wonder what his/X's lawyer's reaction was to hearing that not only did he specifically instruct someone to do this, and not only was it for the explicit purpose of screwing over people on severance pay, but that he also okayed the entire plan to be published in a book, stating that the purpose of the act was to screw people out of their money.

I'll sure as gently caress bet it wasn't "What a masterful stroke, sir"!
Considering that he managed to screw up posting about having "funding secured" to take Tesla private and had to buy Twitter for an insane price because of his idiocy, it was probably just "not again".

mdemone posted:

Also I'm pretty sure you can't just give somebody $500 million. Like I don't think that's allowed.
Sure you can, you just have to pay 40% taxes on everything above $1 million.

DTurtle fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Mar 6, 2024

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!

mdemone posted:

Also I'm pretty sure you can't just give somebody $500 million. Like I don't think that's allowed.

Sure you can - if they pay taxes

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

wet_goods posted:

Sure you can - if they pay taxes

Well that's obviously not going to happen then

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Also Musk doesn't have $500 million in cash just sitting in a checking account somewhere, he's going to have to liquidate some assets

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



It's really cool that a presidential candidate is openly meeting with a foreign billionaire to get a bribe so he can pay his legal bills.

That's just a super cool thing that happens now. Great.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Hey, Elon is a US citizen! Just because he committed visa fraud in the process is irrelevant... now.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Tesseraction posted:

Hey, Elon is a US citizen! Just because he committed visa fraud in the process is irrelevant... now.

Actually that's like one of the very few ways you can lose naturalization, and if not for his stupid amounts of money he'd probably would have lost it.

What I'm saying is Elon Musk should be deported.

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

mdemone posted:

Also I'm pretty sure you can't just give somebody $500 million. Like I don't think that's allowed.

"give" ?

Musk is merely buying an original Baron Trump painting from the Trump Organization's fire sale

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

Just some quick back-of-the-envelope math, 500/.6 = 833 million accounting for tax. That's an incredibly funny number to hand to someone that isn't even going to pretend like they're repaying it.

DTurtle
Apr 10, 2011


Scags McDouglas posted:

Just some quick back-of-the-envelope math, 500/.6 = 833 million accounting for tax. That's an incredibly funny number to hand to someone that isn't even going to pretend like they're repaying it.
The giver pays the tax, not the recipient. So a tiny bit less than 200 million in addition to be paid by Elon.

DTurtle fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Mar 7, 2024

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Could Elon just pay the money himself?

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Main Paineframe posted:

Musk isn't doing this because he wants to buy Trump's personal loyalty, he's doing it because he's absolutely MAGA-brained and thinks only someone like Trump can save the country from Democrats' socialist open-borders policies.

I'm sure he'd like to have Trump's personal loyalty, but he'd do this even if he didn't get it. Why? Because one of his kids once came out as trans and said billionaires were bad for society, and he'll never forgive the Democrats for indoctrinating the kids with their radical brainwashing.
yeah. white people are so desperate to be saved from minority rule they even coined a term "the great white hope" and trump is the latest incarnate of the great white hope. they'll keep shoveling money and power at him until all minority enemies are defeated.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Gort posted:

Could Elon just pay the money himself?

No.

small butter
Oct 8, 2011

Main Paineframe posted:

Musk isn't doing this because he wants to buy Trump's personal loyalty, he's doing it because he's absolutely MAGA-brained and thinks only someone like Trump can save the country from Democrats' socialist open-borders policies.

I'm sure he'd like to have Trump's personal loyalty, but he'd do this even if he didn't get it. Why? Because one of his kids once came out as trans and said billionaires were bad for society, and he'll never forgive the Democrats for indoctrinating the kids with their radical brainwashing.

The funny thing about this is I remember Musk leaving Trump's council or whatever it was over Trump's positions on climate change. Since then, Biden signed historic climate change legislation and climate disasters have been getting absolutely worse and worse. Yet the brain poison brought Musk back to Republicans.

small butter
Oct 8, 2011


Can you explain?

Liquidate Tesla stock, hand it over to Trump, Musk pays a gift tax next year. Why is this impossible?

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

Are... are you quite sure you really want to say that?
Taco Defender

small butter posted:

Can you explain?

Liquidate Tesla stock, hand it over to Trump, Musk pays a gift tax next year. Why is this impossible?

I don't know a lot about trading stocks, but if you're selling stock, don't you need a buyer? And would the act of trying to dump that much stock create a market ripple which would depress the value of the stock so that he'd need to dump more? Would selling that much be considered a form of market manipulation and be slapped down by the SEC?

god this blows
Mar 13, 2003

small butter posted:

Can you explain?

Liquidate Tesla stock, hand it over to Trump, Musk pays a gift tax next year. Why is this impossible?

Executives like him have to file with the SEC way in advance to sell shares. It’s why they typically take loans backed by their shares when they need money.

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



Musk can generate liquidity in ways other than selling stock friends. One of the most common ways is taking loans with capital (stocks) as collateral.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Musk is already tanking the value of several of his companies, and I feel like giving Trump a near-billion dollars is the kind of thing that would prompt a panicked sell-off.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Musk works out a deal with Trump wherein Musk loans Trump the $500mil and Trump repays him via the liquidation of Truth Social/DWAC stock, and then Trump returns to twitter. Wham bam.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
:rip:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1765397025967710542

Nevertheless, there is a lot of wiggle room here, several weeks to go, and no particular reason to believe anything Musk says on or off Twitter is permanently binding

haveblue fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Mar 6, 2024

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

haveblue posted:

:rip:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1765397025967710542

Nevertheless, there is a lot of wiggle room here, several weeks to go, and no particular reason to believe anything Musk says on or off Twitter is permanently binding

Hell he doesn't seem to think anything he says to lawyers or signs on paper is binding. Give him a big enough dose of special K and anything can happen.

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Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

"What I'm doing is buying the Republican candidate."

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