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Watching a Channel 4 Labour party political broadcast, and they seem to be using the time to go after.... American candy shops in central London? I mean yeah, we all know about the money laundering, but is this the best use of a national broadcast? Fuckit, it's more concrete than anything else they've brought to the table lately
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Mar 6, 2024 20:58
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Failed Imagineer posted:Watching a Channel 4 Labour party political broadcast, and they seem to be using the time to go after.... American candy shops in central London? Tough on teeth, tough on the causes of teeth
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Mar 6, 2024 21:04
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Guavanaut posted:I recall she claimed to not know how that worked.
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Mar 6, 2024 21:07
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judging from the photo, is the word "bellend"
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Mar 6, 2024 21:23
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Lard chat: This is a really old website but there's some fun stuff on it. I used to watch Mold Cam back in the distant past. And as for the photos of Paul's accident bruises - well. Some of the links are long dead now. http://lard.net/ quote:The LARD Network is one of the first websites on the Internet. It has been continuously online since 1994, before WIFI, before Google, before smartphones, maybe before you were born. Other sites come and go (mp3.com, hotbot, webvan, altavista, kozmo, excite, pets.com, napster, compusa, geocities, infospace, and many more...), but you can depend on the LARD Network to be around for your great grandchildren to enjoy.
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Mar 6, 2024 21:26
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crispix posted:surely that's reportable as animal cruelty You'd def. want him on something cobby rather than a throughbred or sportshorse type I think.
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Mar 6, 2024 21:41
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If I was the king I'd make them get me a griffin or something to ride round on.
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Mar 6, 2024 21:47
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At least two articles today claiming “woke is over” because the writer got excited by seeing some large breasts on TV lol https://nationalpost.com/opinion/amy-hamm-wokeness-is-no-match-for-sydney-sweeneys-undeniable-beauty https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/boobs-are-back-thank-you-sydney-sweeney/
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Mar 6, 2024 21:53
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We have machines now you can type "big bobbs huge mega honker gazonga boomboom jugggggggzzz" into and it will show you more variations on the concept of boobs than human ingenuity can conjure. Like somes sort of robotic cenobite. And I think that's the best use of AI is trapping people who write for the spectator in a conceptual wank prison.
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Mar 6, 2024 21:57
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Getting unbelievably mad every time I see some perky Double D's because I imagine somewhere there's a woke recommending a good breast reduction surgeon
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Mar 6, 2024 21:59
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I wish I could get paid by right wing magazines to provide political context to why I’m cranking my hog
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Mar 6, 2024 21:59
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is that Dick or Dom in the middle
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Mar 6, 2024 22:05
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Something going on in Cardiff. NOT an explosion apparently. https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/live-updates-amid-huge-emergency-28769194 Live updates after reports of 'explosion' in Cardiff city centre Part of St Mary Street in Cardiff city centre was closed in both directions Bookmark ByFfion LewisSenior reporterJonathon HillNews reporter UPDATED21:04, 6 MAR 2024 There was a large emergency services presence Cardiff city centre on Wednesday night with a cordon in place as one of the main routes through the capital was closed. Part of St Mary Street was closed in both directions due to a "police incident" with firefighters called to what was initially described as an "explosion". The road was closed from Wood Street to Mill Lane. Photos from the area showed several fire service and police vehicles and there was a cordon in place near the Brewery Quarter though the cordon came down just before 8.45pm. A spokesman for South Wales Fire and Rescue service said they received a call at 7.06pm to initial reports of an "explosion". However they said when crews attended this was not the case but could not share any more detail of the nature of the incident. The force confirmed the incident was centred on the Brewery Quarter in St Mary Street. They said five fire trucks had attended and they were being supporters by specialist officers, Welsh Water, the National Grid, and South Wales Police.
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Mar 6, 2024 22:13
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smellmycheese posted:At least two articles today claiming “woke is over” because the writer got excited by seeing some large breasts on TV lol really fits with the gradual fadeout reminiscent of losing focus on the old guy droning on about tits  e: oh god somehow it's a woman writing this. are you okay. blink twice if you are being kept against your will
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Mar 6, 2024 22:20
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OwlFancier posted:And I think that's the best use of AI is trapping people who write for the spectator in a conceptual wank prison. They already write for the Spectator
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Mar 6, 2024 22:20
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smellmycheese posted:At least two articles today claiming “woke is over” because the writer got excited by seeing some large breasts on TV lol The Spectator posted:See, back in my day, kids, boobs were everywhere. It was the 1990s and early 2000s. We had Pamela Anderson and Baywatch. Jennifer Love Hewitt graced the cover of Maxim with her boobs. Fondly remembering the 90s when I could wander into any patch of woodland as a teen and score maybe a 5% chance of finding some abandoned copy of Razzle Readers' Wives Edition. Good times, unlike today where thanks to the woke internet it's almost impossible for a sexually curious young lad to find pictures of attractive women's boobs.
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Mar 6, 2024 22:27
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National broadband but only installed in woodlands and only gives porn access.
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Mar 6, 2024 22:29
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lmao  perf-- Angepain posted:really fits with the gradual fadeout reminiscent of losing focus on the old guy droning on about tits god loving drat it
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Mar 6, 2024 22:29
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If I want to see a pair of massive tits I just turn off both my monitors.
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Mar 6, 2024 22:31
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The Economist has an article on the UK election. https://www.economist.com/leaders/2024/02/28/how-to-build-a-british-voter The chart (about the Labour > Conservative cross-over age) was already posted yesterday but the article it came from has lots of choice content. First, some quotes about the difficulty that the Tories are facing, starting with that nugget: quote:Class was once the engine of British politics; increasingly it is your date of birth. At the last election, the age at which voters became more likely to support the Conservatives than Labour was 45. Our data show that at the next one this crossover age will be almost 70. quote:In 1997, the year Sir Tony won his first landslide victory, 27% of 18- to 24-year-olds voted Tory; our data suggest that the share of this cohort backing the Conservatives is now just 8%. quote:Our model confirms that the tide is going out on the Tories everywhere. The probability that a voter would choose the Tories if the election were held tomorrow has dropped for 96% of British adults since 2019. quote:the type of person who has swung most violently against the Conservatives is an older white man with a mortgage living in the north-west of England. quote:In the 1960s around an eighth of British voters switched their choice between elections. By the early 1980s the figure was closer to a fifth. Next time, our data suggest, the share of voters who intend to change parties will reach two-fifths. and now some additional lols: quote:Things can change between now and the election. Sir Keir might screw up quote:Sir Keir does not inspire any great enthusiasm. and some lol-worthy sensible centrist takes that only the Economist can manage quote:Sir Keir must be careful not to pander to his base at the cost of alienating swing voters. , including this absolutely dire phrase: quote:If people are locked into parties, politicians compete within their party over who wins the backing of their own side’s radical true believers. The marketplace for centrist voters does not function; the incentives to govern well are blunted.
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Mar 6, 2024 22:31
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This "Rise and Fall of Boris Johnson" doc has such sinister music its like a Jimmy Savile doc. But of course, Boris is much worse. Nadine is bitter as hell
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Mar 6, 2024 22:36
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big scary monsters posted:If I want to see a pair of massive tits I just turn off both my monitors. I'm seeing double! Six moobs!
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Mar 6, 2024 22:37
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Seems wrong to give this trivial culture war fantasy more thought than it deserves but, hey This: Clyde Radcliffe posted:Good times, unlike today where thanks to the woke internet it's almost impossible for a sexually curious young lad to find pictures of attractive women's boobs. gets to the meat (  ) of a key element of conservative thought.They're not mad because the woke-ists have made it difficult to see giggly blondes with big boobs. Never in human history has it been easier to summon images of boobs, in all their many forms and attached to people of infinite variety. They're mad that giggly busty white blonde women aren't the default. The norm. The expected and enforced standard of what an attractive woman is. They're mad that their preferences aren't seen as better than everyone elses. And they’re mad that they're not getting social bonus points for having 'normal' tastes. When women who are muscly or curvy or flat-chested or square-jawed or blue-haired or whatever get promoted as beautiful, conservatives are annoyed because it's a sign that other people's preferences are being given equal standing to their own and that might mean that there aren't objective, correct, natural, inherent ideas of what beauty is (  ). This is what really gets on their nerves and drives so many of their more meaningful actions. They don't just want to win - they want to get patted on the back for being 'normal' and liking 'normal' things.
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Mar 6, 2024 22:42
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I suppose that also correlates with being mad at the existence of forrin food. You don't have to eat it, but suggesting it is edible is the problem.
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Mar 6, 2024 22:45
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The nub of the argument above, and one that’s been well documented , is that there is simply less need for milquetoast titillation in mainstream TV and movies when every kind of pron you might need is 3 clicks away
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Mar 6, 2024 22:46
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Lmao the UK made Boris Johnson PM, hosed up
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Mar 6, 2024 22:49
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Failed Imagineer posted:Nadine is bitter as hell The Nadine Dorries saga was one of the funnier sideshows of the Boris era. She backed him without question at every turn, stepped down as a minister when he was booted as PM, said she'd step down as an MP clearly in expectation of a peerage she'd been promised, got kicked off the peerages list and then was forced to resign as an MP anyway. And Johnson's response to her undying loyalty was basically just a shrug.
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Mar 6, 2024 22:52
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Failed Imagineer posted:Lmao the UK made Boris Johnson PM, hosed up Ash Crimson posted:Awful loving country, disgusting really
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Mar 6, 2024 23:01
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OwlFancier posted:We have machines now you can type "big bobbs huge mega honker gazonga boomboom jugggggggzzz" into and it will show you more variations on the concept of boobs than human ingenuity can conjure. Like somes sort of robotic cenobite. “Conceptual Wank Prison” another strong thread title contender
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Mar 6, 2024 23:41
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Tesseraction posted:I'm seeing double! Six moobs! That joke was surely about his bald head?
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Mar 6, 2024 23:46
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NotJustANumber99 posted:That joke was surely about his bald head? The comedy explainer has logged on
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Mar 6, 2024 23:50
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Please make a special note in your goons.xlsx files that I have lovely hair.
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Mar 6, 2024 23:56
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so am i right or wrong? oh 6? I dunno anymore?
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Mar 6, 2024 23:58
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lol women4wes has gotten international attention https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1765500289145004468
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Mar 6, 2024 23:59
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Tesseraction posted:lol women4wes has gotten international attention https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1765500289145004468 Keith on the ball as always. Ice T was winding parents up (including mine) back in 1988 lol
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Mar 7, 2024 00:08
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Honestly - respect to the OG if he’s still cranking Keith’s outage handle in 2024 despite being incredibly chilled and enjoying his big tiddied wife and video games
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Mar 7, 2024 00:09
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hes probably older than kier he is but only by 5 years. Kier starmr annoys me in many ways but also that hes so old.
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Mar 7, 2024 00:14
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KEITH SHARTER
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Mar 7, 2024 00:24
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Ash Crimson posted:Awful loving country, disgusting really
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Mar 7, 2024 00:27
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i dont think there is a scotland thread anymore really
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Mar 7, 2024 00:33
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