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Ommin posted:All of that just to post this...thing. human centaurpede
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 I also have concerns about the size of my "Raptor" when I pull up next to another guy.
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Mar 8, 2024 01:54
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Zero One posted:
"Pay Meth"
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BiggerBoat posted:
what is the middle guy using to lift his penis?
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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:what is the middle guy using to lift his penis? the power of friendship
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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:what is the middle guy using to lift his penis? He has an erection from holding hands with his bros
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sometimes i'll use a public urinal and the other guys won't be saying a single drat thing. complete silence, just incredibly weird energy like, would it kill you to say "let's hold hands real quick" or "i'm rock hard right now" ? no wonder everybody needs therapy these days, we've forgotten how to talk to each other
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Mar 8, 2024 11:32
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Nobody even down for a spirited game of "distance pissing with boners" with strangers, smh
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Mar 8, 2024 11:37
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I can come further than I can piss. Does that seem right to you?
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Borscht posted:I can come further than I can piss. Does that seem right to you? at the same time?
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Non Compos Mentis posted:at the same time? Alternating rapid-fire.
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BiggerBoat posted:
Bros supporting bros.
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BiggerBoat posted:
That picture is fake af, nobody got their pants pulled down!
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Zero One posted:
It's not the size that matters, but the speed.
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boofhead posted:sometimes i'll use a public urinal and the other guys won't be saying a single drat thing. complete silence, just incredibly weird energy Dudes always get upset when I compliment their watches though.
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Grendels Dad posted:That picture is fake af, nobody got their pants pulled down! Maybe the photographer?
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Mar 8, 2024 15:13
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took me too long to long to get the joke. my head was spinning
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Stoatbringer posted:Alternating rapid-fire. Reactor: online Sensors: online Weapons: online All systems nominal Chain fire engaged
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Reactor: online Bump-stock prostate.
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Byzantine posted:Bump-stock prostate.
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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:what is the middle guy using to lift his penis? There is a technique called "the belfry", where you dangle your ding dong and leave the lifting to the momentum.
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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:what is the middle guy using to lift his penis? The sheer force of his stream
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Karate Bastard posted:There is a technique called "the belfry", where you dangle your ding dong and leave the lifting to the momentum. What if there aren't any hunchbacks around?
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Mar 8, 2024 19:28
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Bracing, studs, joists, framing. You know, the usual.
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Heath posted:The sheer force of his stream We can't see it in this shot, but he has actually pissed a hole the shape of his outline in the wall in front of him, nickelodeon style, urinal and all gone, just obliterated.
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Mar 8, 2024 19:33
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His friends are actually there to hold him in place and not fly backwards into the camera
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Centrifugal force.
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Is your wife also named Wendy?
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Cool carpet.
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Mar 8, 2024 20:30
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How can none of you piss without holding your dick
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What a strange question. "Can"? lmao
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Holding penis while pissing is the same kind of cheat like sitting on the bowl while making GBS threads. Where's the skill in that.
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Oh I see, you meant "come". That also has straightforward answers though. Yeah what they ^^^^^^ said
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Amphigory posted:How can none of you piss without holding your dick https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Cq3us5b_LCM Edit: Huh, Youtube Shorts don't embed. 
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deoju posted:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Cq3us5b_LCM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq3us5b_LCM If you use replace `shorts/` with `watch?v=` it'll embed correctly.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Cool carpet. Reminds me of when I walked into a room in my house and thought my eyes/brain were broken, but no, it was just that the fitted carpet was gently undulating because a strong draught had gotten under it. Whole drat floor seemed to be floating about 1/2 inch off the ground. House old, very breezy.
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Pookah posted:Reminds me of when I walked into a room in my house and thought my eyes/brain were broken, but no, it was just that the fitted carpet was gently undulating because a strong draught had gotten under it. A similar thing can water if your lawn is made of sod. Happens on golf courses as well, since a lot of times they're just sod over a landfill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8eQLavRaXM
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Velocity Raptor posted:A similar thing can water if your lawn is made of sod. Happens on golf courses as well, since a lot of times they're just sod over a landfill. Wow, just shows how strong the rootmat of that grass is, it's basically waterproof until he poked the hell out of it to breakup the structural integrity.
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Dr Pimple Popper is getting weirder.
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