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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
goe's gamble appears to be that us troops still have a cloak of invincibility around them because americans will not hesitate to just come in and bomb weddings and mosques and hospitals but wait a second

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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Al-Saqr posted:

from what im seeing the game plan is clear they want to force gazans into sumbission, by (a) dangling aid that comes exclusively from america. and (b) inserting the dog loving goat fuckers of the UAE into the local scene through their 'aid' in order to start brining people and inserting their local puppets like mahmoud dahlan, to undermine hamas and start making a local palestinian collaborationist government that are the sole distributers of aid.

UAE is at the forefront yeah

https://twitter.com/WCKitchen/status/1765847736509681976
https://twitter.com/Elbarbie/status/1765805369131946323

quote:

One senior European official said the aid would be delivered from Cyprus to a platform off Gaza, which the US would establish. The plan was drawn up by the US in co-ordination with the EU, Cyprus, the United Arab Emirates and the UN, which would ultimately take over the administration of the aid supplies into Gaza.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!



the contrition material? hell yeah Punished Navy

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
ah clever. let israel starve gaza for months and then america becomes the good guy by feeding them. makes sense. hamas and yemen will look like losers when all the remaining palestinian kids are only alive because of an american NGO. this must be a move specifically designed to give discourse ammo to liberal social media people because ti everyone else its gonna look like a kidnapper throwing dog food to his chained up victim

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

scary ghost dog posted:

ah clever. let israel starve gaza for months and then america becomes the good guy by feeding them. makes sense. hamas and yemen will look like losers when all the remaining palestinian kids are only alive because of an american NGO. this must be a move specifically designed to give discourse ammo to liberal social media people because ti everyone else its gonna look like a kidnapper throwing dog food to his chained up victim

Please no Dune 2 spoilers

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Al! posted:

goe's gamble appears to be that us troops still have a cloak of invincibility around them because americans will not hesitate to just come in and bomb weddings and mosques and hospitals but wait a second

remember that big horizontal road cutting through gaza israel has planned
bet it lines up with the planned port spot

GoLambo
Apr 11, 2006
They're never going to build this stupid port because, as we've seen from the rest of the American empire, it's essentially impossible with the remaining technical / staffing capability on hand to any party involved in this poo poo. The UAE can't pull something like this off either are you kidding me, no amount of collecting clowns is going to solve an expensive and serious undertaking for what is essentially a large scale amphibious landing operation. I'm calling it that they never even get the first barge off the coast and just kick this can down the road indefinitely to say they're eventually going to do something until everyone forgets about it.

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

scary ghost dog posted:

ah clever. let israel starve gaza for months and then america becomes the good guy by feeding them. makes sense. hamas and yemen will look like losers when all the remaining palestinian kids are only alive because of an american NGO. this must be a move specifically designed to give discourse ammo to liberal social media people because ti everyone else its gonna look like a kidnapper throwing dog food to his chained up victim

This is probably targeted at Ansar-Allah by mixing aid in with other Red Sea traffic

edit: or if not aid, pretend every ship has pieces of emergency port on it

text editor has issued a correction as of 07:31 on Mar 8, 2024

AFancyQuestionMark
Feb 19, 2017

Long time no see.
does no one here know geography, cyprus isn't in the red sea, there is no way for aid to be blocked there

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Israeli Channel 13 says the IDF "threw all the capabilities it had" at Khan Younis and failed militarily against Hamas

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Israeli media: The army invested its strength in Khan Yunis and did not eliminate Hamas

The Israeli Channel 13 reported that although the army invested most of its capabilities in fighting in Khan Yunis, south of the Gaza Strip, it has not yet been able to eliminate 6 battalions of the Islamic Resistance Movement (Hamas) active there.

Palestinian resistance factions are still engaged in fierce clashes with the occupation forces penetrating Khan Yunis, especially in Hamad Town, which was besieged by the Israeli army a few days ago.

https://www.aljazeera.net/news/live...?update=6341855

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

AFancyQuestionMark posted:

does no one here know geography, cyprus isn't in the red sea, there is no way for aid to be blocked there

Ya gotta cross it from UAE though

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/polit...5KBNTDHDO32QX4/

quote:

A leading United States official in the Aukus programme had to abandon her speech in Wellington today after it was disrupted by pro-Palestinian and anti-Aukus protestors planted among the audience.

Bonnie Jenkins, the Under-Secretary of State for Arms Control and International Security, has been appointed by Secretary of State Antony Blinken as the senior official to lead the State Department’s work on Aukus implementation. She was met by vocal protestors as she arrived at a lecture theatre behind the Old Government Buildings in Victoria University’s downtown campus.

She was about to begin her speech titled “meeting 21st Century Security Challenges Together” to about 100 people when a member of the audience jumped up and asked members of the audience to bow their heads in a moment’s silence to “think about all the Palestinians who have died from US-funded weapons in the last few months”.

Most people obliged.

He then would not leave the front of the lecture theatre and began talking about genocide and international rights and said Jenkins was not welcome in New Zealand. Despite pleadings from the audience, he would not budge.

Jenkins was taken into an adjoining room by plain-clothes police officers until the protestEr was escorted out by security guards.

Jenkins re-emerged and had just begun her speech when another member of the audience stood up, said a few words in Māori, and said Jenkins was an embarrassment and “had no place in this country”. The protestor unfolded a Palestinian flag.

Jenkins was escorted out again and police officers entered the theatre and took away the protestor.

With Jenkins still absent, Mike Smith, veteran anti-nuclear activist and the former Labour Party general secretary, addressed the audience about a presentation Jenkins had given recently to the Atlantic Council about Aukus.

He said the person who had introduced her at the presentation had advocated that the United States be the first to use a nuclear weapon in any war with China over Taiwan. Smith then left but had to return when security would not let him out of the building.

While the audience continued to wait for Jenkins to return, a member of the International Socialist Organisation of Aotearoa commandeered the university equipment and put on an anti-Aukus video.

Eventually, it was announced the speech would not go ahead, at which point about a dozen protesters in the audience started changing in celebration: “From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.”

owned

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Hatebag posted:

gaza doesn't have ports. they have one small jetty and a fishing harbor made out of rubble. or had anyway, don't know what they have now.
seems like the proposal is for an offshore way station to transfer goods to hovercrafts that can drive up on the beach and unload cargo. which is fundamentally stupid because if that was ok why wouldn't trucks be ok? it's horseshit

If you have hovercraft why not load them on the boat, drive them directly off the boat onto the beach, and then unload them and go back to the fuckin boat

You can't duct tape a ramp to the boat? You can't put a crane on the boat?

It was fuckin fake in the first place but cmon

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

The best and most cost effective solution to what is happening is to kick out all of the zionists from Palestine. There I just solved the problem. Thank you.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
it's easy to forget aukus is a real thing, "oooh we're the big bad anglos we have submarines and poo poo ooOOOoooOo"

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
they are really scary, especially if you're in one when it sinks

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:
Israel being weird with corpses again

https://m.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-790816

Israel returns dozens of bodies thought to be hostages to Gaza

Israel transferred on Thursday several dozens of bodies to the Gaza Strip, which were taken from the Nasser Hospital in Khan Yunis during an operation conducted by the 98th Division last month.

As the IDF Spokesperson told international media, suspicions arose that within the Nasser hospital were held the bodies of Israel hostages.

The bodies were taken for identification into Israeli territory, and after ascertaining that they were Palestinian and not Israeli – they were returned to the Gaza Strip. According to Palestinian reports, the exact number of bodies returned is 47.

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Regarde Aduck posted:

they are really scary, especially if you're in one when it sinks

not to me

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*


ded redd posted:

it's easy to forget aukus is a real thing, "oooh we're the big bad anglos we have submarines and poo poo ooOOOoooOo"

wrong bitch

we don't have submarines, we're just paying for submarines to be delivered in the future that we've agreed that the US can decide not to give us.

crepeface posted:

funny (sad) aukus poo poo from the WW3 thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3884265&perpage=40&pagenumber=266#post535024496

i didn't quote whole post because the quotes are all broken up so you should click the link and read some of the follow up posts but the funniest thing is that we might be just paying for subs for the americans to use.

ModernMajorGeneral posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/oct/04/aukus-alliance-weaken-china-deterrence-research-paper-submarine-deal

quote:

But the new paper suggested it might be “more cost-effective to pursue a US-Australian division of labor” under which US submarines would perform both American and Australian missions “while Australia invests in other types of military forces”. It pointed to such arrangements between the US and its Nato allies.

lol if the perfidious yankee is really setting Australia up to not deliver anything after we paid 835 million dollars to france to not get submarines so we could buy submarines from our overlords.

It will be even funnier if we really go through with simply begging the US navy to help us every time we need something submarine related. Love protecting our national sovereignty.

They are also worried the boats might gently caress up and embarrass the USA.

Some good stuff from the report:

:qq: why are the defence contractors trying to gouge us please stop

https://crsreports.congress.gov/product/pdf/RL/RL32418

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

https://twitter.com/no_itsmyturn/status/1765922715243073989

Insane country run by a lunatic

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004


lol IDF is going to lose.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
https://x.com/shen_shiwei/status/1765648699395563714?s=20

https://x.com/greenmoggy/status/1762902391978885591?s=20

i feel like there's groundwork being laid for palestine to finally be accepted as a state in the UN

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

crepeface posted:

https://x.com/shen_shiwei/status/1765648699395563714?s=20

https://x.com/greenmoggy/status/1762902391978885591?s=20

i feel like there's groundwork being laid for palestine to finally be accepted as a state in the UN

First a people without a state, then a state without a people.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012


They've been reporting on this every week for months.

boo boo bear
Oct 1, 2009

I'm COMPLETELY OBSESSED with SEXY EGGS
gotta psyche people up to do something that incredibly stupid.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Netanyahu will do anything to stay in power including getting Israel into an unwinnable war. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he deploys the nukes they aren't supposed to have.

Tirade
Jul 17, 2001

Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division
Pillbug

Vladimir Poutine posted:

Israel being weird with corpses again

https://m.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-790816

Israel returns dozens of bodies thought to be hostages to Gaza

Israel transferred on Thursday several dozens of bodies to the Gaza Strip, which were taken from the Nasser Hospital in Khan Yunis during an operation conducted by the 98th Division last month.

As the IDF Spokesperson told international media, suspicions arose that within the Nasser hospital were held the bodies of Israel hostages.

The bodies were taken for identification into Israeli territory, and after ascertaining that they were Palestinian and not Israeli – they were returned to the Gaza Strip. According to Palestinian reports, the exact number of bodies returned is 47.

Jesus that's horrific. Add corpse snatching to the column of "poo poo that Zionists said was blood libel that turns out to be 100% accurate".

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
first the us will build some ramshackle non-functional port at great expense then they will give israel bombs to blow it up, and then you can start all over again. it's the perfect grift

Tirade
Jul 17, 2001

Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division
Pillbug
Also, returned where? You destroyed the hospital you took the bodies from.

Ah well, I'm sure the bodies were treated with the same level of respect shown to them when the IDF thought they were Israeli. They are after all the world's most moral army.

argus tuft
Oct 7, 2007
Frankly, sir, we in the Police Force are just plain baffled
Just popping in to say dti

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Absolute loving clownshoes operation.

They hosed up an airdrop, the parachutes didnt fully deploy, and they killed 2 and injured several. Not sure which idiot countrys plane it was yet.

This world is too stupid.

Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer

argus tuft posted:

Just popping in to say dti

Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer

crepeface posted:

https://x.com/shen_shiwei/status/1765648699395563714?s=20

https://x.com/greenmoggy/status/1762902391978885591?s=20

i feel like there's groundwork being laid for palestine to finally be accepted as a state in the UN

I say we listen to the suggestions of The People's Republic

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

could the USA just like ask Israel to let aid in

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


Cerebral Bore posted:

first the us will build some ramshackle non-functional port at great expense

lemme stop ya right there...

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Rigged Death Trap posted:

Absolute loving clownshoes operation.

They hosed up an airdrop, the parachutes didnt fully deploy, and they killed 2 and injured several. Not sure which idiot countrys plane it was yet.

This world is too stupid.

uh they're just delivering lethal aid to Palestine, like they've been doing for months now. not sure what your problem is.

Luceid
Jan 20, 2005

Buy some freaking medicine.

euphronius posted:

could the USA just like ask Israel to let aid in

wow cool it with the antisemitism buddy, settle down now

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Absolute loving clownshoes operation.

They hosed up an airdrop, the parachutes didnt fully deploy, and they killed 2 and injured several. Not sure which idiot countrys plane it was yet.

This world is too stupid.

I think the microplastics are really kicking in now

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

euphronius posted:

could the USA just like ask Israel to let aid in

We're just a smol bean uwu

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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
hamas just snipered an israeli officer in BAYT HANOUN

beit hanoun is the town on the most northern top of north gaza that israel invaded from day one of the land invasion, and they are still getting snipered at there give months in!

https://x.com/ajarabic/status/1766056528942133409?s=46

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