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UltraShame
Nov 6, 2006

Vocabulum.

bad_fmr posted:

Look at that subtle off-beige coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.

Any man of means will know that the pedestrian cohort that the Grand Old Party is attempting to woo will positively titter at the fact that they will never be able to afford such a large husband. Notwithstanding the elaborate electrum wainscoting on the children, or the perfectly circular tabletop.

That they used the dawning light of the golden hour (when the poors are at work in the hand-labor mines) as a backdrop is yet another indignity to the aforementioned poors. Truly out of touch.

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fondue
Jul 14, 2002

Ghostlight posted:

i'm about to blaspheme and i fully understand the hell i am destined for

we have brian blessed at home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXN3aFfbd-o&t=14s

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

so whats up with this possessed kitchen lady? I know all the gallery of rogues that crawl outtof the sewers, why is some random cutting a promo against Dark Brandon's pwnage?

UltraShame
Nov 6, 2006

Vocabulum.

Renreeja posted:

so whats up with this possessed kitchen lady? I know all the gallery of rogues that crawl outtof the sewers, why is some random cutting a promo against Dark Brandon's pwnage?

young female R senator

e: that is their reasoning for such

UltraShame fucked around with this message at 10:15 on Mar 8, 2024

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
She's cute too. Yeah yeah, horny posting is forbidden etcetc., but that's clearly why she got the gig after disgusting freaks like Rubio

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I'll tell you from personal experience when Biden talks to you he makes you feel like the only person in the room

The dude's charisma is off the charts

I know this is from quite a few pages back but according to my grandfather who was part of JFK's secret service detail JFK was very much the same way which is why he was such a an effective politician because when you were one-on-one with him he made you feel like you were best friends

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Stoatbringer posted:

I'm sure she really cares very deeply and sincerely about that little girl, and isn't just using her for political point-scoring while it's convenient and won't forget she ever existed in a few weeks.

I wonder how many of Dylan Roof's victims she could name

Considering she's represents Georgia and all

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Goddamn you are a beast. Thank you! :laffo:

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 12:08 on Mar 8, 2024

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
https://twitter.com/nothoodlum/status/1765938021323489519?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

He should put that Truth on his gravestone.

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

free hubcaps posted:

I wonder how many of Dylan Roof's victims she could name

Considering she's represents Georgia and all

Roof’s shooting was in South Carolina though

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Apollodorus posted:

Roof’s shooting was in South Carolina though

Oh yeah it was, I'm an idiot. Point still stands though.

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

id say something mean about her but I'm afraid her giant husband will burst through the wall and suplex me

I'm going to go with "fix your ratty baseboard molding already."

That aside, that kitchen is so loving sterile. No decorations, no color, no place mats on the table or even a centerpiece, not even any countertop appliances.

I'm betting they borrowed an empty house for all this poo poo. If it's actually their house, they are all miserable.

Accipiter fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Mar 8, 2024

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Catastrophe posted:

I'll assure you that this is the same attire you'll see at an Iowa county fair's hog rating contest.

Did Hunter win those

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Accipiter posted:

I'm going to go with "fix your ratty baseboard molding already."

That aside, that kitchen is so loving sterile. No decorations, no color, no place mats on the table or even a centerpiece, not even any countertop appliances.

I'm betting they borrowed an empty house for all this poo poo. If it's actually their house, they are all miserable.

It looks like a kitchen Tony Soprano would have a panic attack in.

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Did Hunter win those

Do hog contest have weight classes?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


What was the button mtg gave him and what was it he did with the button, I didn't see

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

steinrokkan posted:

Why did she make her SOTU address from the kitchen, whyyy is this reality

Because that's where Republicans think women belong

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

NITE KRWE

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Skypie posted:

We just closed on a house a month ago and our rate was 6.375

Our realtor said that was the best rate she'd heard of anyone getting in months :smith:

My wife asked if we'd be rolled into this bill but I said I doubt it cuz it will probably only affect anyone after the date of the bill passing. But it'd still be a great thing imo

drat are you us? Just closed last month, rate loving blows first year is 5.75 then jumps to 6.75 next year... Hope if this somehow miraculously passed it would affect us.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Disco Pope posted:

It looks like a kitchen Tony Soprano would have a panic attack in.

Bet you won't find any boxes of Uncle Ben in those cabinets

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

Had an early doctor appointment. Too lazy to change the radio station on the way, so the morning radio was talking about the response to Biden. No idea how they fall politically but it was morning radio so take your guess. But they said they couldn't pay attention to anything she said because it was so fake. So I'm gonna say that she was real bad.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Outside of the creepy Republican response, was anything noteworthy about Bidens speech?

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Catastrophe posted:

I'll assure you that this is the same attire you'll see at an Iowa county fair's hog rating contest.

Do they dress the hogs up in costumes? I've never been to a county fair.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


pro starcraft loser posted:

Outside of the creepy Republican response, was anything noteworthy about Bidens speech?

Really the only noteworthy thing was he was energetic and on the offense against Republicans, and didn't a lot of extra time hanging out with everybody shaking hands and talking photos, really playing against him being frail

Raymond T. Racing
Jun 11, 2019

Catastrophe posted:

I'll assure you that this is the same attire you'll see at an Iowa county fair's hog rating contest.

Hunter Biden would like to know your location

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Grey Cat posted:

drat are you us? Just closed last month, rate loving blows first year is 5.75 then jumps to 6.75 next year... Hope if this somehow miraculously passed it would affect us.

through shear dumb luck, I bought my condom at a 15yr 3.1%

the money guys were like wow, you're really smart to buy now,

and I was like um, i just need a place before i'm priced out of this fancy suburb

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Katie Britt thankfully for her is getting rave reviews from the GOP on her response!

Official GOP Response to SOTU Has Republicans ‘Losing It’


quote:

As President Joe Biden mingled on the House floor following his State of the Union address Thursday night, Sen. Katie Britt (R-AL) delivered the official Republican response, a stern but bizarrely delivered rebuttal that focused heavily on immigration and the economy.

The freshman senator is considered a rising star in the party. But her speech’s intense tone—with an over-the-top dramatic cadence that was delivered in a kitchen—left political operatives and observers struggling to make sense of it.

The performance was so bad that some Republicans watched the high-profile speech with a grimace. A GOP strategist told The Daily Beast that Britt’s delivery quickly became a gossip item Thursday night among operatives connected to Donald Trump—something that could have potential implications for her consideration as a vice presidential pick for the former president.

“Everyone’s loving losing it,” this Republican said, requesting anonymity to discuss private conversations. “It’s one of our biggest disasters ever.”
The setting of the kitchen table—more so the kitchen than the table—for Britt’s speech also left some seasoned Republican strategists confused.

“Senator Katie Britt is a very impressive person. She ran a hell of race in [Alabama],” Alyssa Farah Griffin, a former Trump White House communications adviser and Nikki Haley supporter posted on X. “I do not understand the decision to put her in a KITCHEN for one of the most important speeches she’s ever given.”

Olivia Perez-Cubas, the former spokesperson for Haley’s 2024 presidential bid, also said in a post on X that while Britt “is incredibly impressive, unsure why she felt the need to deliver the SOTU response from a kitchen.”

Tim Miller, the former Jeb Bush aide turned ex-Republican, called the kitchen setting “creepy” and said it made former Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal’s much-maligned response to Barack Obama in 2009 “look like the Finest Hour speech.”

Brendan Buck, a former senior adviser to Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) and Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI), also acknowledged that Britt’s “delivery was unfortunate.”

“She was clearly overcoached,” Buck said on MSNBC.
Britt went for a dramatic performance with her State of the Union rebuttal. But her delivery turned out to be so dramatic that it ended up being distracting at best and disingenuous at worst.

State of the Union responses from rising stars in the opposing party are notorious for generating awkward, unflattering moments that can follow a politician through an otherwise solid career. Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) is still remembered for awkwardly taking a sip of water during his response speech over a decade ago.

The GOP strategist actually likened Britt’s speech to Rubio’s water moment—saying Britt's performance was actually worse and that she “lowered her stature.”

A Britt spokesman did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

LOL Rep. Troy Nehls (TX of course) what a complete clown

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

John Wick of Dogs posted:

What was the button mtg gave him and what was it he did with the button, I didn't see

It was a button featuring the name of a woman (or girl?) killed by an undocumented criminal. The GOP is pushing hard to blame Biden for brown people existing in the USA, and Biden cut her off, showed her the button, mangled the name of the person a bit but basically threw it in Marge’s face that he tried passing a border bill but she and the rest of the GOP blocked it in the name of Trump.

If he pulled that off on the fly I’d say it was probably one of the smarter moves I’ve seen a politician pull in a long rear end time, probably the best since “proceed, Governor”.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Buce posted:

through shear dumb luck, I bought my condom at a 15yr 3.1%

the money guys were like wow, you're really smart to buy now,

and I was like um, i just need a place before i'm priced out of this fancy suburb

That’s pretty bad actually, I’ve always just paid cash for condoms.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
Has anyone used Britts green shirt for photoshops?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

withak posted:

That’s pretty bad actually, I’ve always just paid cash for condoms.

Gotta get a loan for rubbers nowadays thanks B!!!!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


digital penitence posted:

LOL Rep. Troy Nehls (TX of course) what a complete clown



B-bububuut house dress code!
Also lol at not only wearing a bow tie but wearing one around his fat neck while wearing a tshirt.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

withak posted:

That’s pretty bad actually, I’ve always just paid cash for condoms.

Hell 15 years at 3% APR is still better than 18 years of child support

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002


:lol:


I only see kitchens like that in TV and porn and her husband looks like one of those rear end in a top hat dads that ruins kids sports for everyone.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

digital penitence posted:

LOL Rep. Troy Nehls (TX of course) what a complete clown



Ok, the Trump guy is obvious, but the guy in front of him is a more nuanced sort of failed character generator guy :discourse:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



lol it's literally the calm hitler comic

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Smile, smile, look extremely happy, now look SAD, sad, sad, angry, sad, aaaand HAPPY again, smile, smile…

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Doctor Butts posted:

:lol:

I only see kitchens like that in TV and porn and her husband looks like one of those rear end in a top hat dads that ruins kids sports for everyone.

I love my unused industrial kitchen, except when my large adult husband puts his head through the ceiling #normalAmericanthings

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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steinrokkan posted:

Ok, the Trump guy is obvious, but the guy in front of him is a more nuanced sort of failed character generator guy :discourse:

I was gonna say, who or what the gently caress is that guy at the bottom left

"Grok, generate Ra's al Ghul with a Nazi undercut"

Why are they all cartoon characters

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