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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Not Christians.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 18:06

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# ? May 26, 2024 23:15

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

he could have practiced with a foam bat. like you think jugglers just start with chainsaws? hell naw.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 18:20

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Nobody Interesting posted:

To be fair, if your schtick is doing sick baseball bat tricks you are going to hurt yourself a couple of times.

But also what are the pants all about

Band aids.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 18:48

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

mrfart posted:

Pretty big car crash, hope that's ok.
https://i.imgur.com/4oQDLrG.mp4

I've known people who paid for extra signage/lights on their house because they live next to a curve in the road.

At some point you'll have to consider slapping some reactive armor bricks on that sucker.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 18:50

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Shaddak posted:

http://imgur.com/mFmM50m.mp4

Did he think those tricks would get him to the third base?

:pathetic:

# ? Mar 7, 2024 19:09

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Elias_Maluco posted:

https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1765467390413078994

lmao

# ? Mar 7, 2024 20:41

The General: Mar 4, 2007

LifeSunDeath posted:

he could have practiced with a foam bat. like you think jugglers just start with chainsaws? hell naw.

All the injuries occurred doing tricks that a foam bat wouldn't work with.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 22:20

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

The General posted:

All the injuries occurred doing tricks that a foam bat wouldn't work with.

Yeah seems like you'd need the mass/bounce of a solid bat for all those spinny bouncy bits to work.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 22:39

ReelBigLizard: Feb 27, 2003; Fallen Rib

The Apple Vision Pro thread went from "Buy AAPL" to "if you can get a refund it was just a free rental" in about 2 pages.

The only consistent praise so far as I read it is that it's a great TV screen replacement but as someone pointed out that's probably only going to work if you live alone.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 23:08

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ReelBigLizard posted:

The Apple Vision Pro thread went from "Buy AAPL" to "if you can get a refund it was just a free rental" in about 2 pages.

The only consistent praise so far as I read it is that it's a great TV screen replacement but as someone pointed out that's probably only going to work if you live alone.

that's solidly what I expected to happen, just like it happened to me 8 years ago with the first Vive. cool at first, a literal pain in the neck and not fun pretty soon thereafter.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 23:49

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

LifeSunDeath posted:

like you think jugglers just start with chainsaws? hell naw.

They should

# ? Mar 8, 2024 00:04

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
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ReelBigLizard posted:

The Apple Vision Pro thread went from "Buy AAPL" to "if you can get a refund it was just a free rental" in about 2 pages.

The only consistent praise so far as I read it is that it's a great TV screen replacement but as someone pointed out that's probably only going to work if you live alone.

The idea of a TV I need to strap to my face sounds like a loving nightmare, even if I were to fully give in to my hermit like tendencies and never interact with a human being again.

# ? Mar 8, 2024 00:22

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

Nobody Interesting posted:

But also what are the pants all about

They cover your legs

# ? Mar 8, 2024 01:52

Robobot: Aug 21, 2018

They look super cool. I also like his weird boot sneakers. Guy looks like a 1980s GI Joe character.

�Walk-Off� would be a good name for him, I think.

# ? Mar 8, 2024 02:21

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Robobot posted:

They look super cool. I also like his weird boot sneakers. Guy looks like a 1980s GI Joe character.

�Walk-Off� would be a good name for him, I think.

Put him in a sports themed squad with Sgt. Slaughter, The Fridge, and Captain Grid-Iron.

# ? Mar 8, 2024 03:30

Mauser: Dec 16, 2003; How did I even get here, son?!

Baron von Eevl posted:

The idea of a TV I need to strap to my face sounds like a loving nightmare, even if I were to fully give in to my hermit like tendencies and never interact with a human being again.

How am I supposed to watch TV without looking at my phone?

# ? Mar 8, 2024 03:46

credburn: Jun 22, 2016; Can't post for 3 hours!

LifeSunDeath posted:

he could have practiced with a foam bat. like you think jugglers just start with chainsaws? hell naw.

I get that it would suck to grab the chainsaw by the blade, but... you could do the same stunt with just like, knives, right? Nobody juggles a chainsaw that is set to chainsaw mode.

# ? Mar 8, 2024 05:15

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

credburn posted:

Nobody juggles a chainsaw that is set to chainsaw mode.

Yeah the impressiveness of the stunt pretty much relies on audiences not knowing enough about chainsaws to realise than a 'running' chainsaw is only idling

# ? Mar 8, 2024 05:40

SLOSifl: Aug 10, 2002

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah the impressiveness of the stunt pretty much relies on audiences not knowing enough about chainsaws to realise than a 'running' chainsaw is only idling

The audience assumes the blade severed her spine and some significant organs, otherwise putting her back together and then she gets out of the box isn�t magic.

# ? Mar 8, 2024 05:52

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

credburn posted:

I get that it would suck to grab the chainsaw by the blade, but... you could do the same stunt with just like, knives, right? Nobody juggles a chainsaw that is set to chainsaw mode.

Main issue with chainsaws is that they�re heavy and unbalanced.

# ? Mar 8, 2024 05:59

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

The Lone Badger posted:

Main issue with chainsaws is that they’re heavy and unbalanced.

My name is not chainsaws

# ? Mar 8, 2024 06:02

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Most people start with just chainsaw throwing. It's the chainsaw catching that's the tricky bit, at least doing it consistently.

# ? Mar 8, 2024 07:50

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Karate Bastard posted:

Most people start with just chainsaw throwing. It's the chainsaw catching that's the tricky bit, at least doing it consistently.

This is a great trick, but I can only do it once: :emo:

# ? Mar 8, 2024 08:21

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

https://i.imgur.com/6GRVQWT.mp4

# ? Mar 8, 2024 08:22

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Oh I see what happened, one of the propellers came off.

# ? Mar 8, 2024 08:48

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Trabant posted:

https://i.imgur.com/6GRVQWT.mp4

Lmao the perfect storm

# ? Mar 8, 2024 08:48

Vlaphor: Dec 18, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

Sound enhances the experience for sure.

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sa0xtrX6Dr1w5pr9j.mp4

# ? Mar 8, 2024 14:48

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/bMxcZCx.mp4

# ? Mar 8, 2024 19:16

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/bMxcZCx.mp4

Cats get a bad rap, it's actually dogs who are the true force of chaos

# ? Mar 8, 2024 19:23

Modal Auxiliary: Jan 14, 2005

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/bMxcZCx.mp4

JUST HOOK IT TO MY VEINS

# ? Mar 8, 2024 20:11

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/bMxcZCx.mp4

They are really cute, and fun to play with and train to do things, and you can take them to parks and stuff. But they also cost a lot and take all your time plus can mess up your entire house if they get bored. I just don't get why having children is so popular?

# ? Mar 8, 2024 20:21