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it’s the Anthropocene it’s supposed to be hot
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Mar 8, 2024 22:11
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got 2Cs on my report card and my dad is HEATED
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Mar 8, 2024 22:12
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mags posted:it’s the Anthropocene it’s supposed to be hot
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Mar 8, 2024 22:15
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at least we get 2c the end though I don’t think I’m up for that in 10C(ity)
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Mar 8, 2024 22:17
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mags posted:it’s the Anthropocene it’s supposed to be hot they nixed it and partly because they couldn't agree when humans starting loving things up. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2024/mar/07/quest-to-declare-anthropocene-an-epoch-descends-into-epic-row quote:An alternative proposal could be to declare the Anthropocene a geological “event”. These take place over time, are not part of the official geological timescale and do not need committee approval. Mass extinctions and the oxygenation of the atmosphere 2bn years ago are called events.
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Mar 8, 2024 22:23
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Rauros posted:they nixed it and partly because they couldn't agree when humans starting loving things up. oh god shut up scientists what the gently caress do they know
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Mar 8, 2024 22:23
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JohnnySavs posted:Modern man no longer knows how to 4C or to forestall. save this one for 2028
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Mar 8, 2024 22:42
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mags posted:got 2Cs on my report card and my dad is HEATED
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Mar 8, 2024 22:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4BL0o1dJ5Q
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Mar 8, 2024 22:49
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Pussy Quipped posted:there was a tiktok meme of a girl who said she was reducing her 401k contribution every time she could wear a t shirt and shorts in February and it got reposted the other day and I saw someone comment : Glad she said it there because that would catch you a ban here! The audacity!
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Mar 8, 2024 22:51
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Rauros posted:they nixed it and partly because they couldn't agree when humans starting loving things up. Isn't the mark of a geologic time period that you can see it in the strata of most if not all of the Earth at the same time?
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Mar 8, 2024 22:59
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mags posted:got 2Cs on my report card and my dad is HEATED Cs get degrees
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Mar 8, 2024 23:25
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I am not worried about climate change at all
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Mar 8, 2024 23:28
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TeenageArchipelago posted:Hooting and hollering for C level rise
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Mar 8, 2024 23:45
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joe will fix it
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Mar 8, 2024 23:49
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skooma512 posted:Isn't the mark of a geologic time period that you can see it in the strata of most if not all of the Earth at the same time? The plastic contaminates earlier layers and has been found in preindustrial soils so it's not a guarantee that it is only found where it should be
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Mar 9, 2024 00:54
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Wasn't it like last Aug or Sept that broke 1.5C? It's gonna be a year or less for us to go from 1.5C to 2C. Let me just plot that it for a bit, and... I'll get to see Venus Earth before (as) I die. Wonderful job everybody!
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Mar 9, 2024 01:14
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jetz0r posted:Wasn't it like last Aug or Sept that broke 1.5C? It's gonna be a year or less for us to go from 1.5C to 2C. youll die way before it gets to venus earth (about 5-10 minutes before)
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Mar 9, 2024 01:52
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I hope they don't put ChatGPT in charge of Hotel
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Mar 9, 2024 02:06
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Ok but what are the benefits of global warming?
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Mar 9, 2024 02:24
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Confusedslight posted:Ok but what are the benefits of global warming? it’s summer here in march bay-bee! beautiful warm beach weather, bright clear sun. it kicks rear end, death to winter!
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Mar 9, 2024 02:41
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Confusedslight posted:Ok but what are the benefits of global warming? global equality (all dead)
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Mar 9, 2024 02:44
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Mar 9, 2024 03:10
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turning earth into venus is not enough let's light this bitch on fire and make a new sun
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Mar 9, 2024 03:14
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capitalism will not be satisfied until the earth is a white hot orb of electron degenerate plasma
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Mar 9, 2024 03:21
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that wouldn't even come close fun fact, it was actually a soviet professor that outlined the planet, solar system and galactic scales of energy consumption that civilizations would attain 'based on the axiom of exponential growth' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kardashev_scale destroying earth is just getting started
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Mar 9, 2024 03:34
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https://twitter.com/EliotJacobson/status/1766120158748356753?t=zwiHAJfmy7dCvQu9TkR3Kg&s=19
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Mar 9, 2024 04:00
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Rectal Death Alert posted:I hope they don't put ChatGPT in charge of Hotel We'll fix it with a rocket launcher
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Mar 9, 2024 04:06
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Microplastics posted:love 2C it happen
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Mar 9, 2024 04:10
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Communist Cop posted:https://twitter.com/EliotJacobson/status/1766120158748356753?t=zwiHAJfmy7dCvQu9TkR3Kg&s=19 
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Mar 9, 2024 04:11
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1 calorie raises 1 ml of water 1 degree celcius. The oceans are 1,386,000,000 cubic kilometers of water. A big mac is 560 Kcals So that graph is showing us the heat of burning 2,475,000,000,000,000,000 big mac sandwiches. There are 8 billion people on the planet, so that's about 309,375,000 sandwiches per person. We did it in about 15 years, so figure about 42,380 big macs a day per person on earth worth of energy to heat all that water.
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Mar 9, 2024 04:18
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mcdonalds!
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Mar 9, 2024 04:20
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That's just mining 3 bitcoins.
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Mar 9, 2024 04:27
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Communist Cop posted:https://twitter.com/EliotJacobson/status/1766120158748356753?t=zwiHAJfmy7dCvQu9TkR3Kg&s=19 finally some good news
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Mar 9, 2024 04:27
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Salt Fish posted:1 calorie raises 1 ml of water 1 degree celcius. woah look pal that's not anomaly thatj's raw temp get realit's not tha tbad yet
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Mar 9, 2024 04:51
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cash crab posted:mcdonalds! ok take that idea with the say mcdonalds to stop ad meme but its bdelloid eating a big mac
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Mar 9, 2024 05:05
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Mar 9, 2024 05:52
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Communist Cop posted:https://twitter.com/EliotJacobson/status/1766120158748356753?t=zwiHAJfmy7dCvQu9TkR3Kg&s=19 
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Mar 9, 2024 05:58
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i will never not hate this
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Mar 9, 2024 05:59
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