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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
oh the human lubrication project

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Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

fuckin bing ai wouldn’t create lilith wearing a high-vis workshirt

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Megabound posted:

Basically I want a Louis Cole Extended Universe Tour so badly.
Yes, gimmie. Now.

ili posted:

I had an adhd diagnosis before it was cool. Now it's mainstream, gotta find a hip new neurological issue to stand out from the crowd.

E: got a severe case of fuckenfreeNVJitis
I never got an adhd diagnosis as a kid because my parents were scared that it puts you in special ed classes despite the fact that 2 other kids in my class alone were diagnosed with it and it's only a few years ago as an adult when a psychiatrist friend of ours asked me what meds I was on and if I've tried others to see if they work better left me confused for a moment until he was all ooops and explained but that was juuust before covid so couldn't get anything done about it then and now I don't have a job so aahhahahahaaaaaaa.....

:(


I'm going to a gay roller derby match for a market tomorrow and it's going to be 35+ degrees, whoo!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Lube Enthusiast posted:

I don’t think we need an ik? We’re pretty good at agreeing amongst ourselves on what topics & rules to adhere to.

That said if you make me the boss i promise to create a dictatorship and make everyone cave under my iron rule. Everyday, dozens of probes for completely arbitrary reasons.

You should see the car forums, lots of hilarity when it comes to probes.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Lube Enthusiast posted:

fuckin bing ai wouldn’t create lilith wearing a high-vis workshirt

do we get giant pilotable beings or is it just all lube all the time?

Fuckface the Hedgehog
Jun 12, 2007

Non Compos Mentis posted:

do we get giant pilotable beings or is it just all lube all the time?

anything is possible with enough lube

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Humphreys posted:

You should see the car forums, lots of hilarity when it comes to probes.

I thought they had to stop with that because sad losers were getting upset the lepers colony was getting flooded by 6ers of terrible, awesome, or awesomely terrible cars.

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS
Gas all pol threads

Unban nvj

Bring back Stirlo

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
Weather forecast looking chill next few days. 39, 39, 38....

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
Just had an earthquake, what the gently caress

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Weather's still fucken beaut in Brissie ay.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Actually it's a touch chilly, will need the doona again tonight. But all in all it's still pretty bloody good.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Bald Stalin posted:

Weather forecast looking chill next few days. 39, 39, 38....

Would have liked to see how far the traffic going to Philip island was backed up tonight

I, Butthole
Jun 30, 2007

Begin the operations of the gas chambers, gas schools, gas universities, gas libraries, gas museums, gas dance halls, and gas threads, etcetera.
I DEMAND IT
Is "redback on the toilet seat" the same melody/tune as "happy little Vegemite" or am I going insane?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
insane

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

kirbysuperstar posted:

Just had an earthquake, what the gently caress

it was probably just a wallaby

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.
nice weather this weekend

guess ill die in melbourne

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Lube Enthusiast posted:

I’m surprised i haven’t mentioned it yet it’s very important

So it's the second impact but lube?

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I'm on the piss and craving some pig anus

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

kirbysuperstar posted:

Just had an earthquake, what the gently caress

4.3 at Leura according Penrith storm chasers.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


NVJ's weekend ruined after cops find his secret stash

https://i.imgur.com/ilBMZ5D.mp4

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

Lolie posted:

4.3 at Leura according Penrith storm chasers.

That was the initial before it was officially revised to 3.6. It was somewhere in the vicinity of warragamba.

In other news I may have had my covid cherry popped by the young bloke in the staffroom coming in for a full day with it and no facemask.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Infinitum posted:

NVJ's weekend ruined after cops find his secret stash

https://i.imgur.com/ilBMZ5D.mp4

Holy poo poo.


Glad they found them.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
i thought the target range was a pizza oven at first

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Infinitum posted:

NVJ's weekend ruined after cops find his secret stash

https://i.imgur.com/ilBMZ5D.mp4

didn't know nvj worked for dahir insaat

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

That was the initial before it was officially revised to 3.6. It was somewhere in the vicinity of warragamba.

In other news I may have had my covid cherry popped by the young bloke in the staffroom coming in for a full day with it and no facemask.

Did he know he had it when he came into work?

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I made a sculpture and it got installed this morning at Glenelg beach

Yes that's it's lovingly sculpted penis flopped out onto the sand

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-09/beached-whale-replica-at-glenelg-for-adelaide-festival/103568354

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4RZyRHSSY_/

The digital sculpt

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Love floppin one out on the beach

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
he just wants to spoon

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcm-J7lQT3w

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




EoinCannon posted:

I made a sculpture and it got installed this morning at Glenelg beach

Yes that's it's lovingly sculpted penis flopped out onto the sand

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-09/beached-whale-replica-at-glenelg-for-adelaide-festival/103568354

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4RZyRHSSY_/

The digital sculpt


cool

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I no longer have housemates apart from my wife thank gently caress. I think I coped better than she did BC she lived with her parents until she was 21 and then lived alone for 12 years and I'm very used to living with multiple people I'm not related to. Anyway the long story short you should be allowed to rent a fly screen spline roller from Bunnings BC I don't loving need to buy one but they broke the flyscreen and tbh I don't want to ask them to buy one to fix it either so I'm just going to use a butter knife BC my real estate sucks poo poo and I don't care if it doesn't last

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Making a job harder to save $3. Are you my Dad?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I'm american, would call them all cunts, but it a bad word word

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

I no longer have housemates apart from my wife thank gently caress. I think I coped better than she did BC she lived with her parents until she was 21 and then lived alone for 12 years and I'm very used to living with multiple people I'm not related to. Anyway the long story short you should be allowed to rent a fly screen spline roller from Bunnings BC I don't loving need to buy one but they broke the flyscreen and tbh I don't want to ask them to buy one to fix it either so I'm just going to use a butter knife BC my real estate sucks poo poo and I don't care if it doesn't last

Bunnings had a rental system it's called buying it, using it then returning it

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

EoinCannon posted:

I made a sculpture and it got installed this morning at Glenelg beach

Yes that's it's lovingly sculpted penis flopped out onto the sand

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-09/beached-whale-replica-at-glenelg-for-adelaide-festival/103568354

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4RZyRHSSY_/

The digital sculpt


So when are you going to blow it up with dynamite and make a colossal mess?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Neddy Seagoon posted:

So when are you going to blow it up with dynamite and make a colossal mess?

If were worried about Australia we would have nuked them. They love those animals

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

If were worried about Australia we would have nuked them. They love those animals

we've already been nuked.

Nuke land tests in the 50's. Very likely a number of indigenous people got quietly caught in the blast of some of them.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Carth Dookie posted:

we've already been nuked.

Nuke land tests in the 50's. Very likely a number of indigenous people got quietly caught in the blast of some of them.

Also possibly that one Japanese doomsday cult tested a nuke they had developed and no one noticed.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Carth Dookie posted:

we've already been nuked.

Nuke land tests in the 50's. Very likely a number of indigenous people got quietly caught in the blast of some of them.

bikini island doesn't count

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Also possibly that one Japanese doomsday cult tested a nuke they had developed and no one noticed.

Did you know one guy survived both Atomic bombs? Sounds insane but it happened

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