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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Amphigory posted:

How can none of you piss without holding your dick

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BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine





https://i.imgur.com/LUMCLkH.mp4

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The dook warrior

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

SHITTNESS ME!!!! :byodood:

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
I screenshot these messages from my friend like a year ago because they still make me chortle.



(Sark is a little island local to me)

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
yall got some baby dick rear end dicks if you do the belfry u less it's cold

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

ReelBigLizard posted:

I screenshot these messages from my friend like a year ago because they still make me chortle.



(Sark is a little island local to me)

That first line is practically a Beck lyric.

dinahmoe
Sep 13, 2007

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

That first line is practically a Beck lyric.

Islands and floats
Just crash your boat
Just crash your boat

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

That first line is practically a Beck lyric.

Butthole surfers, surely.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Beckhole Surfers

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

i love the grunt before the splash

Juando290
Apr 22, 2007

You stopped toe curlin in the hot tub cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you have seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.

Dillbag posted:

Is your wife also named Wendy?
:hmmyes:

I just want you to know that I saw this, even if no one else got it.

How was your trip to Jamaica anyway?

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Breetai posted:

Butthole surfers, surely.

I was going back and forth, but the nonsensical sound of "Sark" pushed me towards Beck.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Juando290 posted:



I just want you to know that I saw this, even if no one else got it.

How was your trip to Jamaica anyway?

:hmmyes:

Had a nice day

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Non Compos Mentis posted:

i love the grunt before the splash

Don't we all

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Juando290 posted:

:hmmyes:

I just want you to know that I saw this, even if no one else got it.

How was your trip to Jamaica anyway?

I think I got it too. It's the racist joke, right?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

He did own some of that stock.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!


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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

USED

Chimp Magnet
Dec 10, 2004

Man with hat.

Non Compos Mentis posted:

i love the grunt before the splash

I always grunt before I make a splash too.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

You know what you did, Lou!

Juando290
Apr 22, 2007

You stopped toe curlin in the hot tub cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you have seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.

Soul Dentist posted:

I think I got it too. It's the racist joke, right?

Stereotyping dick size. The setup doesn’t explicitly indicate the race of the person that is married to Wendy, but it is assumed that they are white and it is assumed the Jamaican is black. I guess it is like when someone says “Dr,” and assumes it is a man.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



When I first heard that joke in a schoolyard context I just assumed it was a stereotype about Jamaicans, I had no idea Jamaica was majority black. Still thought it was funny at that age ofc

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Must be Jamaican.

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

Obviously the only thing we can do now is survey dicks to determine if the joke is racist.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Breetai posted:

Butthole surfers, surely.

"Sark boat crashed and Jackie has concussion, they were all in love with sailing they were doing it in Dublin."

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




LookieLoo posted:

Obviously the only thing we can do now is survey dicks to determine if the joke is racist.

Would that help? Racism doesn't need to be based on false stereotypes to be bad.

The famous statue of David has a tiny dick because the culture it's from considered little dicks superior, and big dicks a sign of bestial inferiority. So if you scientifically proved some group to have the biggest average dicks the pro-tiny dick guys would nod along going yeah I always knew those guys were in inferior.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
No, it was just cold in Michelangelo's studio.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Lobok posted:

Must be Jamaican.

No, he bought it like this.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
The way I heard the joke in middle school the guys were introduced as "a white guy" and "a black guy" so maybe whoever told it just managed to drop the whistling to audible human levels

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I don’t really like talking about the racist joke so if any of you want to continue seeing joke dicks drop trou at the mirror instead of posting here

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Nenonen posted:

No, it was just cold in Michelangelo's studio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg15igrdJT4

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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LookieLoo posted:

Obviously the only thing we can do now is survey dicks to determine if the joke is racist.

Sounds like a task that requires some in depth mathematical knowledge. Are there any Asians in this thread?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
No more Jamaican joke discourse, thank

post funy picture

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I surveyed some dick but lost my train of thought. What were we talking about?

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