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The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Maybe this is the future. AI endlessly generating quasi-original public domain characters.

I saw this myself. I tried asking Bing AI to script the goon movie idea where Middle Eastern militants went back in time and fought in George Washington's army. It invented an antagonist who is CIA and wants the British to win for some reason.

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Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

The MSJ posted:

Maybe this is the future. AI endlessly generating quasi-original public domain characters.

I saw this myself. I tried asking Bing AI to script the goon movie idea where Middle Eastern militants went back in time and fought in George Washington's army. It invented an antagonist who is CIA and wants the British to win for some reason.

You could save on resources by holding a weed party and turning it into a writers' circle.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
If you had workshopped the unknown to bongheads not even they would have thought it was a good idea

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

The MSJ posted:

Maybe this is the future. AI endlessly generating quasi-original public domain characters.

I saw this myself. I tried asking Bing AI to script the goon movie idea where Middle Eastern militants went back in time and fought in George Washington's army. It invented an antagonist who is CIA and wants the British to win for some reason.

That plot is surprisingly accurate

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Here's a trailer for Snow White and the Seven Samurai, a joke we've made for decades and now a real movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzwApY2fhs

Ccs
Feb 25, 2011


Tars Tarkas posted:

Here's a trailer for Snow White and the Seven Samurai, a joke we've made for decades and now a real movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzwApY2fhs

They probably meant this to cash in on Disney's Snow White remake marketing that was originally schedule for March 2024. Jokes on them, that movie was pushed to 2025!

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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lol the added context

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
As predicted ricky stanicky is the smash hit of the year

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

Tars Tarkas posted:

Here's a trailer for Snow White and the Seven Samurai, a joke we've made for decades and now a real movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzwApY2fhs

:lol: that face Eric Roberts made when he got domed

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



For some reason there is movement on a film based on the Watch Dogs game series. It has a director, writer, and lead actress attached already.

https://www.ign.com/articles/watch-dogs-live-action-film-adaptation-is-in-the-works

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


I want Sleeping Dogs instead.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Was that the game set in Chicago?

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Watch dogs is so generic you could slap any hacker script to it.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Invalid Validation posted:

Watch dogs is so generic you could slap any hacker script to it.

The game got much better in the later versions, especially Watch Dogs: Legion, where Ubisoft gave up on making Aiden Pearce a thing, so it didn't really have a main protagonist and instead was very much Liberal Crime Squad in 3D.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Invalid Validation posted:

Watch dogs is so generic you could slap any hacker script to it.

So long as it has Aiden Pearce's iconic hat

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Enos Cabell posted:

I want Sleeping Dogs instead.

Been in development hell 15 years or so now. Donnie Yen is still attached I think but like that might as well be an eon ago.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Codependent Poster posted:

So long as it has Aiden Pearce's iconic hat

And iconic misogyny and hypocrisy and cowardice.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

Codependent Poster posted:

So long as it has Aiden Pearce's iconic hat

and his totally not his wife sister.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1766147828634583447?s=20

RAY LIOTTA SELECT!?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Now that the Flamin’ Hot Cheetos movie actually came out we’re going to get a bunch of dumb made up bullshit movies about recognizable brands.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
i didnt even know that movie came out

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
cant wait for the goatse movie

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
i bet that would be legit compelling

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
triumphant music blares as he stretches his anus all the way

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
First scene, the forging of the ring.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Non Compos Mentis posted:

triumphant music blares as he stretches his anus all the way

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Non Compos Mentis posted:

cant wait for the goatse movie

Tbh that’s a stretch

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Non Compos Mentis posted:

cant wait for the goatse movie

Bradley Cooper will play anyone to get that Best Actor Oscar.

Young Freud fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Mar 9, 2024

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Controversy over prosthetic rear end

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Who would direct tho ? I'm thinking either Aranofsky or Gregg Araki

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Alan Smithee posted:

Controversy over prosthetic rear end

That dick real though

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Ari Asster

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The Pop-Tart film had better include this scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ6HoJdHslI

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/BradFHenderson/status/1766312821296361721?t=nk0xigi1dQm0bVe0kEDsXg&s=19
Oh no

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

Alan Smithee posted:

i didnt even know that movie came out

It aired at the White House as part of some program to promote great Hispanic innovators, which is doubly funny considering how the story is a total lie.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Good user:post.

This was always going to be horrendous

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Casimir Radon posted:

Now that the Oscar-nominated Flamin’ Hot Cheetos movie actually came out we’re going to get a bunch of dumb made up bullshit movies about recognizable brands.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Alan Smithee posted:

i didnt even know that movie came out

I heard a radio show talking about it and they played clips, almost every scene had mariachi style music playing in the background

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Mr. Gyllenhall please stop taking steroids

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FishingForGold
Mar 9, 2024
The winners for this year's Razzies has been announced:

44th GOLDEN RASPBERRY (RAZZIE®) AWARD “WINNERS”
PICTURE
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
ACTOR
Jon Voight / Mercy
ACTRESS
Megan Fox / Johnny & Clyde
RAZZIE® REDEEMER AWARD
1998 Nominee and current SAG/AFTRA President Fran Drescher, for her brilliant shepherding of the actors’ guild through a prolonged 2023 strike with a successful conclusion.
SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Megan Fox / Expend4bles
SUPPORTING ACTOR
Sylvester Stallone / Expend4ables
SCREEN COUPLE
Pooh & Piglet as Blood-Thirsty Slasher/Killers (!) in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
DIRECTOR
Rhys Frake-Waterfield / Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
SCREENPLAY
Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey, Written by Rhys Frake-Waterfield

Also, once the Oscars are over, make sure that the new thread for 2024 is released.

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