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And here I was hoping it was this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyUnSuYYs18 Though I suppose that has better uses ... E: awesome snipe.
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kiimo posted:I'm pretty sure this is speculation. The whole thing is he described his experiences without his exact names/places/dates with the actual Yakuza because he'd be dead as hell if he named actual names. So he wrote a story similar to what happened but not specific. You can tell everything he wrote is unbelievably fake if you have eyes and a functioning brain, op
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Back in the '90s my brother's voicemail greeting was him saying a standard greeting over the first 32 seconds of "Detachable Penis" by King Missile. And of course this all makes me think of this classic sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctjKrbToY34
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Silly Burrito posted:You could have just said, “Don’t leave a message.” my family knew what to do, but it was actually really effective at filtering out telemarketing poo poo
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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:And here I was hoping it was this one: No but we love that one and still say DON’T TOUCH ME at all sort of random times. 
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also, and apologies for nerding out a bit here, "Carmina Burana" is a 20th century musical interpretation of like an 800 year old collection of poems, and "O Fortuna" is a poetic appeal to Fortuna, the goddess of fortune, who spins a wheel and maybe you get a lucky good life or maybe your poo poo gets wrecked the lines in that first ~25 seconds of the song are O Fortuna Velut luna Statu variabilis which mean O Fortune, like the moon you are changeable, I thought that was an appropriate summary of my attitude towards answering machine messages, calling people back, etc. also pretentious as gently caress, which kinda describes 20 year old Leperflesh a bit  e. here's a full translation, if anyone cares https://www.classicfm.com/composers/orff/o-fortuna-carmina-burana-lyrics/ it's real good tho Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Mar 9, 2024 |
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Our answering machine played BB King's The Thrill is Gone
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Leperflesh posted:also, and apologies for nerding out a bit here, "Carmina Burana" is a 20th century musical interpretation of like an 800 year old collection of poems, and "O Fortuna" is a poetic appeal to Fortuna, the goddess of fortune, who spins a wheel and maybe you get a lucky good life or maybe your poo poo gets wrecked Always nerd out about stuff you love, my friend.
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Silly Burrito posted:No but we love that one and still say DON’T TOUCH ME at all sort of random times. Incredibly to hear that in the bedroom though.
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Android Apocalypse posted:Incredibly Please, let he or she who has not heard that from their spouse in the bedroom cast the first stone.
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Happy birthday Blindsite. I made you some roast baby bok choy with garlic, ginger, red pepper flakes and some JAMMY CHAI with sesame oil. Topped with toasted sesame seeds. It was delicious.
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Thank you all very much for the birthday wishes. That bok choy looks absolutely delicious. Could murder a plate of vegetables after eating decadently the last week.
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Leperflesh posted:I'm old, so I used to have an answering machine. You know, a tape recorder that answered the phone. For many, many years, I had the opening bit of O Fortuna from Carmina Burana as my message. No words, it just picks up the phone, plays this, and then the beep. The clip would be from 0:04 to 0:30 on this clip: my ex and i had the chorus of "spiderwebs" by no doubt as our answering machine message for a bit, achieved by holding up a speaker near the machine to record it.
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Balboa Park was fun, even snagged primo parking. Mostly wandered all the art stuff since the botanical building is under renovation and took the kids on the carousel/train.
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Silly Burrito posted:And that long rear end 27 second Goodbye Windows logoff sound on your old PC. JPrime posted:my ex and i had the chorus of "spiderwebs" by no doubt as our answering machine message for a bit, achieved by holding up a speaker near the machine to record it. Crossing the streams, but in elementary school I replaced all my Windows sounds with clips from Seinfeld I recorded from the TV onto a cassette and then re-recorded to the PC using a microphone. Pretty sure my log off sound was from The Marine Biologist.
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a sexual elk posted:Balboa Park was fun, even snagged primo parking. Mostly wandered all the art stuff since the botanical building is under renovation and took the kids on the carousel/train. The weather was awesome today too, good times.
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a neat cape posted:The weather was awesome today too, good times. gently caress yeah, missed T-Shirt flip flop Dicky short weather. Mountain was cold coming down tho 
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Hmmm I can't decide if this is my mostly normal occasional weekend insomnia or something I need to check in with my psych about. I''ve been awake for 22 hours and it's not super uncommon for me to have that happen once a month or so. I've tried my usual not alcohol or marijuana remedies but sleep eludes me.
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Tulalip Tulips posted:Hmmm I can't decide if this is my mostly normal occasional weekend insomnia or something I need to check in with my psych about. I''ve been awake for 22 hours and it's not super uncommon for me to have that happen once a month or so. I've tried my usual not alcohol or marijuana remedies but sleep eludes me. That seems hosed up, op How long has this level of insomnia intensity been common for you? I am awake because I am suffering from the insomnia type: “my pet has explosive diarrhea”. Which is a handful.
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Oh this kind of insomnia has been a thing for me since I was a kid. It ebbs and flows so I can have decently long stretches where I get normal sleep but then my severe insomnia rages back, usually when I'm hella stressed or anxious. The last time I had a really bad stretch of insomnia was after my grandparents died so for a solid month, probably two, I was at best getting 3 hours of sleep a night. I don't find most sleeping pills effective and when they do work for me I don't like the after effects so I really only take them when I hit a sustained bad stretch. Idk sleep and my brain can get real funky. I have to go in to the office tomorrow and Tuesday so I'll suck it up and take a seroquel so I can actually sleep tonight.
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Nebraska-Iowa is a really good game right now.
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I think this might be the best video on youtube, but it represents such a narrow intersection of interests that I have nobody in my life to recommend it to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9UanTCFKKg
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While good, that’s not even the best Evangelion video on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJdgErAfiRQ
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No Butt Stuff posted:Nebraska-Iowa is a really good game right now. magic always occurs when they face off in any sport
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kiimo posted:I will never forget watching the episode of Space Ghost with Thom Yorke and knifin around cut cut cut cut cut when I was just high to bejesus in college and laughing so hard I thought I injured my stomach Knifing around and Flipmode were genius that year. SGCTC was a gem.
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Dr. Fishopolis, you need a shave!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jWr8JU75FY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpIaTgmyKpo
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We survived my kids’ (7 and 10) first day ever skiing. They did a full day lesson at Monarch Mountain in southern Colorado. I’m not sure I survived  but getting them into it was the main point. Super proud of them as they both tend to decide something sucks if they aren’t instantly good at it. But they persevered and were doing the chairlift and green circle runs after lunch. I didn’t get injured or anything but dear god I am so tired and sore and the elevation was kicking my rear end. I haven’t put on a snow board in like 15 years and I felt every second of it. If they decide to stick with it I am gonna have to work out a lot more. Not the worst thing. But first, beer and hot tub Silly Burrito posted:nope, imagine hearing this every time and I mean EVERY TIME you shut down or reboot Windows My college roommate loved doing this poo poo, putting the weirdest stuff for random windows events. I had forgotten about that era when changing windows sounds was A Thing
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Silly Burrito posted:Please, let he or she who has not heard that from their spouse in the bedroom cast the first stone.  I will never know love 
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fartknocker posted:While good, that’s not even the best Evangelion video on YouTube: Didn't even have to click to know what it was lol
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I've never met another person who has been to Monarch. Love that little place
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kiimo posted:I've never met another person who has been to Monarch. Love that little place We’re here with friends who know someone with a sweet house like 10 minutes down the hill from the resort. The whole Salida / Buena Vista / Gunnison area is gorgeous and not yet totally crushed by the population boom. I love coming down here in all seasons.
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Nothing like sitting down to unwind on a Sunday evening and hearing a squirrel try to chew through your wall
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Docjowles posted:My college roommate loved doing this poo poo, putting the weirdest stuff for random windows events. I had forgotten about that era when changing windows sounds was A Thing I definitely might've renamed fart.wav to whatever the name of the wav file for Windows XP's alert bonk was and replaced the original remotely on my boss's computer one day. I didn't realize he had a meeting with some execs at the company and every time a messagebox popped up, "frrrrrt". Childish as gently caress, but it still makes me laugh thinking about it.
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Who thought the sequel to The Crown was actually going to be another True Detective reboot? https://twitter.com/chrisshipitv/status/1766944328847364201?t=0XL_mx4o7gEbNiCFYEy62g&s=19
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Kate Middleton conspiracies weren't on my bingo card this year.
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BlindSite posted:Kate Middleton conspiracies weren't on my bingo card this year. This is the first photo of her since like January (and it's fake). There was some sort of hospital thing and they said it was "a planned procedure" but they cancelled a bunch of public appearances afterwards which makes you wonder why they scheduled all these appearances after her planned procedure. My money is on it being a cosmetic procedure that went horribly, horribly wrong.
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Any surgery can have complications and their schedules are pretty crazy. Another theory I've heard is depression / suicide attempt because they would absolutely keep it under wraps and it would make sense to have her in a private facility to receive treatment.
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Oh, I heard Mitch McConnell's sister in law died after drowning in a lake a few weeks back, but missed a few parts of the story. She backed her Tesla into a lake while driving between her guest house and main house. The doors wouldn't open after getting into the water and it quickly fully submerged, drowning her. She's a billionaire shipping magnate and the younger sister of Trump's Transportation secretary Elaine Chao lol.
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