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This would make building my fantasy desert island bamboo shelter soooo much easier!
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chrisgt posted:keep that away from your dick Yeah, no cutting bamboo after that :muscle:
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I'd be pissed if I was stopped in the middle of the street and a bunch of people came up and ripped my car apart.
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There are so many tanks to find and scrap that the EPA has sent 20 people to come find them all, the furthest ones made it over 1.5 miles out (so far). Most of the batteries are trapped under a heap of collapsed steel, so they can't get at em to smother em with sand yet or whatever. Firefighters just sitting around 24/7 waiting for it to start burning again before spraying it down. Local news coverage
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Jeeze what a loser coming into the shop with that attitude, like "I'm going to make a bunch of sloppy cuts today that you can't even charge full price for hurf durf" gently caress off with that noise dude and come back when you can do a proper rabbet Hm. I guess they made that joke already. Oh well it stays. gently caress off rebate maker before you hurt someone
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I like the two cars who decided they simply thirsted for blood and steered into the oncoming lane.
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I'm super upset about the fire engine.
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Uthor posted:I'm super upset about the fire engine. Literally said "oh no" when I saw it headed for the underpass. Not as bad as the others, at least.
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Safety Dance posted:I like the two cars who decided they simply thirsted for blood and steered into the oncoming lane. I had to roll back and watch the first one of those again before I noticed the spot where the curb juts out, perfectly angled to redirect your car into the opposing lane. Actively murderous infrastructure design lol.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I had to roll back and watch the first one of those again before I noticed the spot where the curb juts out, perfectly angled to redirect your car into the opposing lane. Actively murderous infrastructure design lol. It's rural Massachusetts, most of their infrastructure was designed for horses and poo poo.
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Modal Auxiliary posted:It's rural Massachusetts, most of their infrastructure was designed for horses and poo poo. Finally, someone we can hold accountable! DOWN WITH HORSES & poo poo LTD.
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I feel like backyard chemistry involving Chlorine gas falls under OSHA (or the Australian equivalent) and I enjoyed the Lead bit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuD_zzgMdtk
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Safety Dance posted:I like the two cars who decided they simply thirsted for blood and steered into the oncoming lane. Blue Footed Booby posted:I had to roll back and watch the first one of those again before I noticed the spot where the curb juts out, perfectly angled to redirect your car into the opposing lane. Actively murderous infrastructure design lol. The road narrows as well, so if you're not paying attention you'll hit the curb and get shunted into oncoming traffic. You should pay attention though
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Mar 10, 2024 18:45
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Haha hell yeah gently caress those other people who were paying attention that's what they get
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I had to roll back and watch the first one of those again before I noticed the spot where the curb juts out, perfectly angled to redirect your car into the opposing lane. Actively murderous infrastructure design lol. And that's what causes that last one, I think. It's a combo of that curb and the bridge height, which then leads to the crash. Once the driver gets out, it's a leisurely afternoon for the Fire Department as they roll up and see what's on fire today.
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koshmar posted:I feel like backyard chemistry involving Chlorine gas falls under OSHA (or the Australian equivalent) and I enjoyed the Lead bit.
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Karate Bastard posted:Haha hell yeah gently caress those other people who were paying attention that's what they get settle down beavis
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Scarodactyl posted:I personally like the bit at 2:14 best (those stones were from me, I couldn't believe it when he said he was making BGO on patreon). Right on! Did you produce those samples yourself? It sounds like you've sent Tom things in the past as well.
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That extension has been extended to triple length via photoshop. The original building is bad enough.
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koshmar posted:Right on! Did you produce those samples yourself? It sounds like you've sent Tom things in the past as well.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58Z8giSXUm0&t=365s lmao this loving guy (timestamped)
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This probably belongs simultaneous in this thread, the Schadenfreude thread and the Musk thread: Shipping CEO Angela Chao, sister of former Cabinet member Elaine Chao, died after car became submerged in pond, WSJ reports Also Jim Breyer, Mitch McConnell's brother-in-law is her husband, who facilitated Russia’s Takeover of Facebook through Yuri Milner. quote:Angela Chao, CEO of shipping company Foremost Group and sister of former US cabinet secretary Elaine Chao, died after her car became submerged in a pond on a Central Texas ranch last month, according to the Wall Street Journal and a report from Blanco County Emergency Services obtained by the Austin American-Statesman. Rumors are she mistook the reverse for forward in the car, ended up in the pond when she backed up, and called a family friend to ask for help (instead of you know, someone who could actually do anything to help). Here's the easy way to fix it when you're drowning in a Tesla: quote:"Shift Using the Center Console In addition to manually shifting on the touchscreen, you can shift by pressing P, R, N or D located on the center console. In most situations, these buttons are not available until you press one of the buttons to activate it. When active, the LEDs associated with each button illuminate and when you select P, R, N or D, the associated LED illuminates amber. Hope you all remember that. Then again, the cops trying to rescue her were equally incompetent it seems, though the windows being impossible to open in an emergency is apparently by design. Well thats one less CEO in the world, well done Mr Musk.
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Should have gotten a cybertruck - if it had been able to serve briefly as a boat she might have survived.
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Ah, of course, just remove the speaker grill. So simple and obvious.
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Platystemon posted:That extension has been extended to triple length via photoshop. poo poo. I didn’t check enough of the pixels. 
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KoRMaK posted:https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1766616751570137281?t=BojoXF2808yN0wXFfRevkg&s=19 I'm not defending Tesla in the slightest, but in the current situation it might be that none of that applies - it was a single occupant whose front doors apparently worked as normal. It could be that the car was tilted dramatically as she valiantly tried to scramble out of the back seats, but that's just dramatic speculation. If someone had driven an ICE car into a pond and died like a fool it'd barely be making the news. That being said, there is no way I'm ever getting into a Tesla, not to drive nor to be a
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KoRMaK posted:https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1766616751570137281?t=BojoXF2808yN0wXFfRevkg&s=19 The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > OSHA 5 : Tesla Model 3 - The Rear Passengers Just Die
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Serephina posted:I'm not defending Tesla in the slightest, but in the current situation it might be that none of that applies - it was a single occupant whose front doors apparently worked as normal. It could be that the car was tilted dramatically as she valiantly tried to scramble out of the back seats, but that's just dramatic speculation. If someone had driven an ICE car into a pond and died like a fool it'd barely be making the news. It wouldn't make the news if they weren't turbo-rich tbh.
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tbh if I'm rich enough to have a pond just offroad from one mansion to the other on the same property, I'd put in some tasteful bollards or something offroad crashes into water are pretty killy obviously
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Google Jeb Bush posted:tbh if I'm rich enough to have a pond just offroad from one mansion to the other on the same property, I'd put in some tasteful bollards or something If it was me i would just buy a car that can function briefly as a boat.
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Serephina posted:I'm not defending Tesla in the slightest, but in the current situation it might be that none of that applies - it was a single occupant whose front doors apparently worked as normal. It could be that the car was tilted dramatically as she valiantly tried to scramble out of the back seats, but that's just dramatic speculation. If someone had driven an ICE car into a pond and died like a fool it'd barely be making the news. Opening a car door under water is hard. Here's a clip of Adam Savage for the OSHA thread, but not doing something stupid in his shop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YaMEW30bv4
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might be a good idea to have that special escape hammer in every car.
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By popular demand posted:might be a good idea to have that special escape hammer in every car. A Box of Tesla grade escape hammers. 
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