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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > Oscars 2024 discussion
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Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

checkplease posted:

Cillian seems like a lock, he's been winning all the other shows.

Giamatti wins or we riot

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Propaniac
Nov 28, 2000

SUSHI ROULETTO!
College Slice
[insert image of Bart Simpson in the suit that makes him several inches taller]

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My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

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Heavy Metal posted:

Giamatti wins or we riot

Look. I'm two mimosas down.

I will bitch cry.

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pospysyl
Nov 10, 2012



 Yaaay, they played the song!

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My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

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 Adapted screenplay winner is....

American fiction

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Holy poo poo, that one is a surprise.

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Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

My Face When posted:

Look. I'm two mimosas down.

I will bitch cry.

Amen to that! I've been telling everyone I know Giamatti needs the Oscar, I've randomly never been this invested in one. It's like wrestling

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checkplease
Aug 17, 2006



Smellrose
Dang unexpected American fiction win

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Ohhh, Barbie's not winning anything either I guess

American Fiction was as OK-I-guess a movie I ever did see

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 I thought American Fiction was pretty funny but not amazing

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My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

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 I watched YMS' nom video last night so I can only imagine how much he's hating this right now.


At least it's not maestro.

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live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010
 Two movies about writers won the writing Oscars.

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Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
american fiction is my upset best picture pick. felt very oscar-y.

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My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

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 Billie Ellish doing her performance.

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ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



 AF didn't deserve it but i'm not mad about it, and this guy's speech was good

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live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010

surf rock posted:

Ohhh, Barbie's not winning anything either I guess

Song is a lock.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I thought they were starting at 8 and apparently my work pool is already double-busted (betting on the Academy to be wrong but mainstream is usually a safe bet and it got me twice on Animated Feature and Adapated Screenplay), dang it.

Did I miss anything good

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pospysyl
Nov 10, 2012



 It's a movie about a writer, it has to be well written

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My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

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 Yes. It's either Ken or what was I made for

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

surf rock posted:

Oh god loving dammit, Past Lives isn't going to win anything

Makes me sad as I loved this one, but when you break it down to individual categories then there’s something else that exceeds it. People who haven’t seen it should tho, it just hits.

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checkplease
Aug 17, 2006



Smellrose
Solid performance there.

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My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

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CapnAndy posted:

I thought they were starting at 8 and apparently my work pool is already double-busted (betting on the Academy to be wrong but mainstream is usually a safe bet and it got me twice on Animated Feature and Adapated Screenplay), dang it.

Did I miss anything good

No slaps. Just bad Kimmel jokes and awkward Octavia Spencer.

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live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010

EL BROMANCE posted:

Makes me sad as I loved this one, but when you break it down to individual categories then there’s something else that exceeds it. People who haven’t seen it should tho, it just hits.

Lee not getting nominated was the biggest snub of the year.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

My Face When posted:

No slaps. Just bad Kimmel jokes and awkward Octavia Spencer.
Was that the first song performance?

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

 YEAH BOY AND HERON

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chrome line
Oct 13, 2022

CapnAndy posted:

I thought they were starting at 8 and apparently my work pool is already double-busted (betting on the Academy to be wrong but mainstream is usually a safe bet and it got me twice on Animated Feature and Adapated Screenplay), dang it.

Did I miss anything good

They played the song when Anatomy of a Fall won, that was fun

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My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

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CapnAndy posted:

Was that the first song performance?

Yes.

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Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

checkplease posted:

Solid performance there.

Song's a snooze.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

My Face When posted:

Yes.
Oh that's okay then

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Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


 Tuning in an hour late whoops, did I miss anything good?

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Sirotan posted:

Tuning in an hour late whoops, did I miss anything good?
lol :hfive:

apparently not but they did just do What Was I Made For so you missed that

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My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

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 Past lives montage.

Let's go michael keaton

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My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

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 Makeup next

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Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Sirotan posted:

Tuning in an hour late whoops, did I miss anything good?

Boy and the Heron rightfully won

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Maestro will win this because Nose and old age makeup


why aren't Geena Davis and Alec Baldwin coming back for Beetlejuice 2

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My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

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 Makeup winner is

Poor things.

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live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010
 Bradley Cooper wore that fake nose for nothing.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
:eek: oh dang this is maybe not my night

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
OK, I just gotta invert my thinking: every category that Oppenheimer and Maestro were nominated for but lose is a win

EL BROMANCE posted:

Makes me sad as I loved this one, but when you break it down to individual categories then there’s something else that exceeds it. People who haven’t seen it should tho, it just hits.

So maybe it should be Best Picture

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Maestro getting shut out.

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