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Chas McGill posted:If it's something mundane, why don't they just say what is? So weird. I guess it depends on how mundane you consider a pegging incident. What a snipe lol.
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Mar 11, 2024 11:03
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Death comes for us all
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Mar 11, 2024 11:06
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grobbo posted:This summer: BALD WILL HUNTING.
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Mar 11, 2024 11:07
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It's mind blowing that the palace is still trying to keep up the pretence that everything is ok. Harry was in the country for something like 12 hours when he visited his Dad, and the paps photographed his every move from the moment he landed in the UK to the moment he left. But with Kate, we've had one really lovely quality photo of a person who is clearly not Kate in a car, and this partial AI monstrosity, These are the only two photographs of her in the space of 75+ days. Her last known movements were being rushed to hospital on the 28th December for her 'routine operation' that wasn't announced in advance. The only conclusions I can come up with are: - She's dead - She's in a coma - Her face is seriously damaged/disfigured due to an 'event' If it was something as simple as Kate leaving him, then there would be a hot trail followed by paps. If she was ok, then she would have been sat on a chair and professionally photographed at some point over the past two months.
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Mar 11, 2024 11:07
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Microplastics posted:drat this is me too. When I get to the end of the thread I switch to BBC news and see if anything interesting is happening, then I switch back here and there's only 3 new posts? That's just not enough content and I'm dangerously close to logging into my work laptop Mood  I moved the cats and imgur on the app still isn't working!
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Mar 11, 2024 11:11
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I think if she was actually dead they'd be steering towards an announcement with "oh no seriously ill" kind of thing so I'm on the she's either on a life glug or took such a punch to the face the plastic surgeons are still wrestling with it side.
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Mar 11, 2024 11:13
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One possibility I don't think has been brought up in the thread would be some medical problem that required an organ transplant. That could knock you out for quite a while, and if Kate was jumped to the front of the organ donation queue on account of her royalty could be a massive scandal if discovered. I don't know poo poo about organ transplants but I've seen it mentioned that one of the common medications you get prescribed following it has swelling in the face as a side effect which might explain her odd appearance in that one picture. But i am pretty much just talking out of my rear end here, so,
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Mar 11, 2024 11:15
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Runcible Cat posted:I think if she was actually dead they'd be steering towards an announcement with "oh no seriously ill" kind of thing so I'm on the she's either on a life glug or took such a punch to the face the plastic surgeons are still wrestling with it side. On the subject of plastic surgery: I have been thinking that it's possible Kate has had to have an Angelina Jolie Special - preventative hysterectomy and double mastectomy - and doesn't want to be seen because her breast reconstruction isn't finished properly yet.
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Mar 11, 2024 11:17
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Reveilled posted:One possibility I don't think has been brought up in the thread would be some medical problem that required an organ transplant. That could knock you out for quite a while, and if Kate was jumped to the front of the organ donation queue on account of her royalty could be a massive scandal if discovered. I don't know poo poo about organ transplants but I've seen it mentioned that one of the common medications you get prescribed following it has swelling in the face as a side effect which might explain her odd appearance in that one picture. But i am pretty much just talking out of my rear end here, so, I dunno, I reckon there'd be plenty of royal stans lining up to donate a bit of themselves lawd luvver.
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Mar 11, 2024 11:18
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Chas McGill posted:If it's something mundane, why don't they just say what is? So weird. Yeah, the royals are usually really medieval about this: if a senior figure's ill, they'll be dragging them from their bed to do a cheery photoshoot on the hospital steps like a King being paraded across the battlefield to prove to the peasants that he's still alive and in charge.
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Mar 11, 2024 11:18
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Jedit posted:On the subject of plastic surgery: I have been thinking that it's possible Kate has had to have an Angelina Jolie Special - preventative hysterectomy and double mastectomy - and doesn't want to be seen because her breast reconstruction isn't finished properly yet. Yeah, that's a more innocent but still possible reason.
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Mar 11, 2024 11:19
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Microplastics posted:drat this is me too. When I get to the end of the thread I switch to BBC news and see if anything interesting is happening, then I switch back here and there's only 3 new posts? That's just not enough content and I'm dangerously close to logging into my work laptop May I suggest watching Al Jazeera instead? It's channel 235 on Freeview, they have a Youtube channel, & you'll want to swear at the telly a bit less. Well, you'll swear a lot at what is happening in the world, but not on the lovely UK politicians spouting nothing.
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Mar 11, 2024 11:21
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They're being pretty open about Charles's cancer, Kate having preventive surgery would rather pale to that.quote:Royal photographer Ian Lloyd told BBC Breakfast that editing of photos was "not unusual", saying: "It has gone on in photography, and royal photography particularly, since the dawn of photography." Goons take more care over their comedy photoshops than the person touching up official photos for the British royal family.
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Mar 11, 2024 11:32
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"They had to photoshop the last picture of her before she disappeared" is not the line of defence I'd have gone with.
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Mar 11, 2024 11:37
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Hahaha! https://twitter.com/GMB/status/1767113150694867070 Amazing  e: Bonus  https://twitter.com/I_amMukhtar/status/1767125571643851004
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Mar 11, 2024 11:39
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Lee Anderson has joined Reform. https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1767138002986254818?t=fHKSColJTZVWEMHmr_TFew&s=19
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Mar 11, 2024 11:41
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https://twitter.com/KensingtonRoyal/status/1767135566645092616 Conspiracy over. Kate's lovely photoshop skills are to blame.
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Mar 11, 2024 11:42
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quote:The Princess of Wales has apologised "for any confusion" her Mother's Day photograph caused, after five picture agencies retracted the image over editing concerns. She's just taking some time off to learn Photoshop
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Mar 11, 2024 11:43
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P.S. Here's a selfie of me that I haven't edited to clearly show that I am alive and well, and to quash these silly rumours.
fuctifino fucked around with this message at 11:47 on Mar 11, 2024 |
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Mar 11, 2024 11:44
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fuctifino posted:The only conclusions I can come up with are: she's been stripped for parts to keep old sausage fingers ticking over a bit longer
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Mar 11, 2024 11:46
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fuctifino posted:P.S. Here's a selfie of me that I haven't edited to clearly show that I am alive and well, and to quash these silly rumours. Weekend At Charlie's 2: Bald Will Shopping
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Mar 11, 2024 11:52
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I'm laughing at 30p Lee joining Reform, because the grifting cunts had a public spat just the other day e: lmao https://twitter.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1767140370826064291
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Mar 11, 2024 11:55
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That picture looks oddly more photoshopped that the Royals picture but assume it is just deeply unflattering.
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Mar 11, 2024 11:57
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It's like the suit-and-tie version of when all the britain first and EDL and national front losers go to a 'unite the right' type poo poo and end up scrapping in a car park over some 50 year old ideological difference about what kinds of racism are the best.
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Mar 11, 2024 11:58
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Lee Anderson has been in more parties than Paris Hilton
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Mar 11, 2024 11:59
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Critical support to Balls Man for the casual murder.
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Mar 11, 2024 12:02
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In non dead-royal news, we have Priti Patel concerned that the new proposed definitions are going to be too extreme: https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1767135146480644214 Her concern is almost definitely driven by being worried that fascists are swept up under the new rules, but it still made me lol
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Mar 11, 2024 12:03
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Why did the photo agencies get in such a tizz over the photo being manipulated when that's apparently pretty standard? It was from an official source and nothing contentious? Well I dunno about not contentious now.
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Mar 11, 2024 12:04
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Total Hypothetical: If Kate is dead and murdered by William and it gets found out, William is sent to prison. Charles dies. George becomes king, but he’s ten, so you have to put in a regent. Who is it? Does it go to Harry or does it skip Harry and go to Andrew. These are the real questions we should be mulling over.
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Mar 11, 2024 12:04
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deletebeepbeepbeep posted:That picture looks oddly more photoshopped that the Royals picture but assume it is just deeply unflattering. The backdrop has a real vibe of when AI tries and fails to generate a union flag with the correct proportions.
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Mar 11, 2024 12:05
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The king is allowed to chop his wife's head off.
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Mar 11, 2024 12:06
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HidaO-Win posted:Total Hypothetical: If Kate is dead and murdered by William and it gets found out, William is sent to prison. Charles dies. George becomes king, but he’s ten, so you have to put in a regent. Who is it? It's Harry by law. If he says no, it's Andrew. In which case, lol.
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Mar 11, 2024 12:06
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ah yes, I forgot Tice looked like Older Nick Clegg
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Mar 11, 2024 12:07
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Necrothatcher posted:It's Harry by law. This has the potential to get funnier and funnier as it goes on.
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Mar 11, 2024 12:08
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Why did the photo agencies get in such a tizz over the photo being manipulated when that's apparently pretty standard? It was from an official source and nothing contentious? Well I dunno about not contentious now. Kate was just trying to touch up some red-eye and accidentally created an ai generated photo complete with wrong number of fingers. Whomst among us etc
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Mar 11, 2024 12:08
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William gets full legal immunity when his dad dies, so all he has to do is murder Charles too.
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Mar 11, 2024 12:09
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Why did the photo agencies get in such a tizz over the photo being manipulated when that's apparently pretty standard? It was from an official source and nothing contentious? Well I dunno about not contentious now.
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Mar 11, 2024 12:15
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Necrothatcher posted:It's Harry by law.
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Mar 11, 2024 12:15
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https://twitter.com/imshanereaction/status/1766955688478028259
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Mar 11, 2024 12:16
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HidaO-Win posted:Total Hypothetical: If Kate is dead and murdered by William and it gets found out, William is sent to prison. Charles dies. George becomes king, but he’s ten, so you have to put in a regent. Who is it? Why does William going to prison stop him from becoming the King upon Charles' death? Genuine question. edit: all hail the Prison King
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