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a real rude dude posted:Cynthia Rothrock is 67, I bet she can still kick Robert Stack was 61 in Airplane! and he did his own stunts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4CizzE-zZo More elderly fight scenes.
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Soapy_Bumslap posted:I just watched T2 for the first time in like 20 years and loving hell what an amazing movie the Blank Check podcast is currently covering John McTiernan's filmography. Between Cameron and him, yeah they really don't make them like that anymore. That whole mid 80's- early 90's action movies were loving amazing.
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hollywood has shown with some clever editing you can make liam neeson climb a fence. what can't they do?
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John Cena absolutely leans into the silliness of any role https://uk.movies.yahoo.com/john-cena-talks-embarrassing-himself-171901108.html?guccounter=1 quote:"I come from a world where guys go out in their underwear, throw oil all over themselves and talk trash to each other. That in itself is ridiculous," he says. "But because we commit and we are authentically representing the characters we try to build, it brings you to the edge of your seat."
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the only bad TOS movie is 5, and even that is watchable with some booze and possibly three friends to make fun of it
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I ended up trying to watch a few of the Matt Helm movies a few weeks ago and by modern standards Dean Martin looked like 20 years older than his actual age of late 40s/early 50s in them and still trying to play a young sexy leading man. Ironically, I suppose, the original source material was supposed to have the relatively advanced age of the character be a plot point to the stories, but what I saw of the films doesn't seem make that a point of mention at all.
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JediTalentAgent posted:We need to do an Expendables-type movie with nothing but B-movie actresses from the 80s-90s. Gonna be hard to get Michelle Yeoh onboard, but I'm sure Monique Gabrielle, Cynthia Rothrock, Jaime Lee Curtis and Barbara Crampton will sign on.
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PostNouveau posted:Gonna be hard to get Michelle Yeoh onboard, but I'm sure Monique Gabrielle, Cynthia Rothrock, Jaime Lee Curtis and Barbara Crampton will sign on. No, Yeoh and Curtis are too big name. We'll get Ginger Lynn Allen, Traci Lords, Cassandra Peterson, and Linnea Quigley. The post-credits is set at the board room of another studio going, "Well, superheroes and toys and video game movies are dead. The new future is remakes of lovely B-movies if the success of (movie) is any indication. So, we've acquired the rights to our own old 80s franchise to remake!" We slowly pan down the board room as they talk up their big idea to their boss. We finally get to the big boss and the camera spins to reveal Mary Woronov, smiling. JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Mar 11, 2024 |
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I AM GRANDO posted:Monique Gabrielle is only 62. I thought it was missing something. The eyebrows.
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"films can either be keys to your heart, or locks to your mind" - me
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Kingo Ligma posted:loving hell Biden finally did it! That crazy bastard finally made anime real Adult women being sexy is like the exact opposite of anime though.
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JediTalentAgent posted:No, Yeoh and Curtis are too big name. We'll get Ginger Lynn Allen, Traci Lords, Cassandra Peterson, and Linnea Quigley. Recent history has convinced me Jaime Lee Curtis will do anything she wants these days.
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David decoteau already made scream queen expendables and i bet you didnt even go see it
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david decoteau made a film...... featuring women?????
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DUNC2: 70mm or cineplex pseudo-IMax?
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that's brinke stevens, linnea quigley and michelle bauer you ingrate
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Mordja posted:DUNC2: 70mm or cineplex pseudo-IMax?
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That DICK! posted:"films can either be keys to your heart, or locks to your mind" - me oh wow
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Rageaholic posted:I'd go for 70mm this
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Adult women being sexy is like the exact opposite of anime though. so you think the brain of a baby in an adult body qualifies as an "adult woman" interesting
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RealityWarCriminal posted:David decoteau already made scream queen expendables and i bet you didnt even go see it how long are the cougars in the movie?
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:so you think the brain of a baby in an adult body qualifies as an "adult woman" To be fair, that is the literal opposite of how anime usually goes.
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I mean loving kids is horrific whether the kid part is the brain or the body so it's all the same watchlist poo poo to me 
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Just to immediately clarify: everyone involved should be on a watchlist, not that I'm queuing it up in my must watch list.
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my original review of poor things consisted of "it's an anime eww" and I was going to write out a whole thing right now to explain myself but I decided it would be too draining mentally and spiritually. basically it's midsommar all over again: people are looking at the film as a powerful feminist statement which is a completely and utterly hosed take if you actually watched the film. the only difference is ari aster did it on purpose, and isn't a pedo afaict
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JediTalentAgent posted:We need to do an Expendables-type movie with nothing but B-movie actresses from the 80s-90s. lmao yeah because crowds will flock to see old women on big screens (  )
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymcpwq1ltQc I dont know what's worse, the fact that I only just heard about this Star Wars game today despite it being announced months ago, or that it seems physically impossible for people to not make a star wars story about a smuggler with a furry sidekick who takes on a job from a shifty weirdo with a robot palling around.
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I think that Poor Things is probably supposed to fall in the category of movies with premises that are so preposterous that you don't need to worry about the real world implications because it could never, ever actually happen. The premise still feels really icky though, so I'm not sure they accomplished their goal there.
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Watching a live action movie written by a Australian, directed by a Greek, starring Americans, based on a Scottish novel: this is anime to me
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lusting after children is foundational for anime
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Emma Stone is great, Lanthimos is great, haven't seen the movie yet. That is all.
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sweet geek swag posted:I think that Poor Things is probably supposed to fall in the category of movies with premises that are so preposterous that you don't need to worry about the real world implications because it could never, ever actually happen. The premise still feels really icky though, so I'm not sure they accomplished their goal there. Men infantilizing women, marrying teens, and treating women as property is a core reality of patriarchal society in both the past and present. Presenting it as gross and exploitative is the point.
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Arc Hammer posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymcpwq1ltQc because as rich evans correctly pointed out, star wars is creatively bankrupt. continuing to pay attention to it is just silly.
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did you know you can just not post about pedophilia at all? you can just not talk about it, and, if somebody else brings it up, you can just not continue that part of the conversation this works for other horrible things that nobody wants to think about as well, such as torture, or drug addiction, horrifying flesh eating diseases. notice how all of those topics suck and make a normal person sad to think about? so you don't bring them up in the middle of an unrelated conversation and just keep talking about it until somebody tells you to shut the gently caress up? if torture comes up, you don't have to have a day long discussion dedicated to explaining why torture is bad and how you personally do not and would not ever torture a person for some reason everybody seems to understand intuitively that, if it's horrible, just one of the worst things, and nobody wants to think about it, that you shouldn't have a protracted discussion about that in the middle of an unrelated topic unless it's pedophilia ???? for some reason when it comes to pedophilia, somebody has to actively intervene and say something like "hey, stop loving posting about pedophilia you stupid goddamn pieces of poo poo" in order for people to realize they should stop doing that
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WoodrowSkillson posted:how long are the cougars in the movie? For them to be identified as "cougars" it would require a group of young men who inexplicably jog shirtless everywhere they go being stalked by them, So it still fits the Decoteau oeuvre .
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Cubone posted:did you know you can just not post about pedophilia at all? We're all trying, but people keep recommending animes in here, and we have no way to stop them!
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Cubone posted:if torture comes up, you don't have to have a day long discussion dedicated to explaining why torture is bad and how you personally do not and would not ever torture a person instructions unclear, on trial at The Hauge
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Who is the most anime member of RLM?
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Mega64 posted:Who is the most anime member of RLM? Jay, obviously
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