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mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016
I loving hate ""medical" "professionals""

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GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Gunshow Poophole posted:

You're sick right now, turns out

It's stuff like this that make me realize I should have saved one of my positive tests and stored it for such happenings.

edit: also when I had covid last month I called to cancel an appointment I had and when I said "because I have covid" the receptionist said "Well at least you are now immune from it for 10 years!" :psyduck:

GATOS Y VATOS has issued a correction as of 20:27 on Mar 10, 2024

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
I was sent to the ER with covid and (in addition to masking obviously) I was letting everyone know so they could mask if they wanted. The ER nurse goes “oh, don’t worry, I’ve already had it, you can’t get it again!!”

This was in 2023

Why Am I So Tired
Sep 28, 2021
I'm really enjoying the rapid fire lies of this paragraph.

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And we are still adapting to a new reality:

We are not adapting.

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The virus is endemic.

No it's not.

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Covid is no longer so different from the seasonal flu and a host of other respiratory viruses

Yes it is.

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an inconvenience for most of us but a dangerous and potentially mortal threat for some.

Literally everyone is highly susceptible to Long COVID and we just (temporarily) moved past 2600 people dying a week.

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We have ricocheted in a few short years to acceptance from terror

Nothing says acceptance like denial.

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which leaves us in a strange place: How do the majority of us move on when this virus still poses a threat to a relative few?

Relative few, aka everyone

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Can we balance our desire to forget the past few years with the lessons that we, as a country, have learned?

People have been happy to metaphorically step over corpses and seal the disabled / those who don't want to become disabled off from society for somewhere between 3 years and 3 years and 10 months now. No lessons were learned (except that every decision is Valid).

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

Precambrian Video Games posted:

As a Doctor, I Don’t Fear Covid as I Once Did. But I Carry Its Grave Lessons Forward.

I guess grave lessons means keep killing people with your unmasked smiling faces?

Also it's unclear if staff masking is still mandatory everywhere at this hospital (I'm guessing ICU only and that surgicals are ok) but it would be very "funny" if that chemo patient nearly died from hospital-acquired COVID. But no biggie we can pump you full of antivirals and intubate you if it comes to that, fear is for the weak.

heywood voice Daniela Dumbass

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

I've been looking at the Austrian dashboard again.
https://www.sari-dashboard.at/
The first graph is hospitalization by calendar week. It does look like Covid is basically collapsed since everyone got it before Christmas. That's in accord with the wastewater data. But also, the flu and RSV exploded after the Covid wave. Covid still peaked at 50% more hospitalizations than the sum of both, but we're actually in the same ball park. I also like the slow, but steady rise of "other" since the middle of last year.
If a covid wave would cause an rsv and flu wave we'd expect the plots to look something like this.

A Bag of Milk
Jul 3, 2007

I don't see any American dream; I see an American nightmare.
https://x.com/evilvillain1231/status/1766582799757140364

lol

masterfully framing that last sentence as such a gracious concession

maxwellhill
Jan 5, 2022

Anne Whateley posted:

I was sent to the ER with covid and (in addition to masking obviously) I was letting everyone know so they could mask if they wanted. The ER nurse goes “oh, don’t worry, I’ve already had it, you can’t get it again!!”

This was in 2023

[COVID] ER nurse goes “oh, don’t worry, I’ve already had it, you can’t get it again!!”

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug

maxwellhill posted:

[COVID] ER nurse goes “oh, don’t worry, I’ve already had it, you can’t get it again!!”

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

It's stuff like this that make me realize I should have saved one of my positive tests and stored it for such happenings.

edit: also when I had covid last month I called to cancel an appointment I had and when I said "because I have covid" the receptionist said "Well at least you are now immune from it for 10 years!" :psyduck:

covid obeys the nap

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



If you like your COVID, you can keep getting it again and again.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Ask your doctor which Covid is right for you

Shiroc
May 16, 2009

Sorry I'm late

maxwellhill posted:

[COVID] ER nurse goes “oh, don’t worry, I’ve already had it, you can’t get it again!!”

covid thread out here once again not respecting the decades of experience of doctors and nurses. smh

maxwellhill
Jan 5, 2022
we've had the same not good thread title for so long, i just noticed

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

maxwellhill posted:

we've had the same not good thread title for so long, i just noticed

it's just omicron

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

a doctor just told me that covid is "just like a week long cold". this doctor sits in an unventilated office all days seeing sick people without a mask on. incredible

must be nice to be a bioweapon

Steely Dad
Jul 29, 2006



First, do no harm to your vibe

dxt
Mar 27, 2004
METAL DISCHARGE
https://twitter.com/TheVertlartnic/status/1766886106438500547

Livo
Dec 31, 2023
Not thread related per se, but I have a 2018 anecdote about Australian doctors which is relevant somewhat. I didn't think an Australian doctor could say this, but I can always be disappointed further than I thought was possible, right? :gbsmith:

I work with a dietician (legally protected term in Australia as you have to go through extensive training to be one, unlike a nutritionist which isn't legally protected) and a clinical psychologist for a business that operates in a few states: we specialise in sustainable weight loss. We have an office in a medical clinic: myself & the dietician held a Professional Development education course/getting to better know the doctors in 2018. It's technically advertising our business, but a) it counted as free Professional Development training for doctors if they attended and b) free healthy lunch was provided, so eh, at least you get a free meal if you listened to us. FYI we focus very heavily on long term behaviour changes, because most of our clients have complex conditions like POTS, PCOS, prostate cancer, heart disease etc and take lots of medication for their conditions, so we are very careful with our exercise & diet interventions. Many of our clients have tried "lose weight super quick but put it on again super quick" approaches, so they also see our clinical psychologist about creating healthy long term habits to avoid that cycle.

Anyway, we did our little presentation to the doctors in the clinic: again, we share an office in the same space and were hoping to build up their medical referrals, so we had to be very, very diplomatic. At the end, we had this depressing conversation.

Doctor: "What kind of medications do you give? It's no good doing healthy exercise, diet or psychological changes if you're not giving them medications at all."
Us: "We're focused on long term behaviour change as clients have tried the quick option & had no long term success as they didn't change their habits, so we try and address things from that angle. Plus prescribing weight loss medication to our clients who are already on medication for cancer, PCOS & other significant co-morbidities is complicated in terms of side effects or drug interactions. Finally neither of us are doctors or RNs, so prescribing medication isn't in our scope of practice anyway."
Doctor: "It's medically impossible to lose weight without medication. No one has ever lost weight ever in history without medication, so you're not really helping the clients are you?"
[90% of the doctors in the group all nodded in approval when she said this. We were both stunned and took a few moments to respond diplomatically]
Us: "Uhhhhhhhh...well....as we said, it's out of our scope of practice, and our Head Office is currently focused on other methods, so it would be imprudent to make assumptions on their behalf."

The practice manager at the clinic later told us that most of the doctors weren't interested in even considering non-medication options for any of their patients, period. The business I work for has to date, received four (4) referrals from that clinic in nearly seven years of operation: most of our clients come from other medical practices, who are a little more open minded shall we say. That particular doctor retired a few years ago btw.

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GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Jesus christ what a bunch of quacks

NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

Anyone else keeping up with Kate Middleton? I didn't wanted to post about that time they had to immediately during the night do a emergency convoy to the hospital, or how she had to go under an routine surgery later on as why she hasn't appeared in public.

But now things are getting kinda weird now

https://twitter.com/chrisshipitv/status/1766944328847364201/

Starting to think she has long covid (the other theory is that she's dead all this time)

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
I figured she had a stroke or a sudden cardiac issue. She wouldn't be the first otherwise healthy middle-age person to have a sudden, life-threatening clot-related event

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry
yeah the basic scenario doesn't exactly require tying one's brain in knots, happens all the time in Endemic World.

dunno if it would fall afoul of the Celebrity Speculation Fatwa but the type of white libs in my family have been talking about kate middleton a lot. theories about some sort of complication from a pregnancy that upon examination resulted in an emergency hysterectomy or some such. mainly because of the timeline of events and adjustments to expected recovery times. any number of things that are dangerous about being pregnant even in the Good Times, exacerbated by or in synergy with a nosocomial covid infection would fit the bill.

and if she's in ANY state of disability the demons in the royal family will brook absolutely no publication of that fact

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


King Charles's overinflated sausage fingers blew up and killed her

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Please stop this illegal conversation at once! This is a fyad-lite not a celebrity gossip rag.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Unrelated, I've been a bit under the weather so I started playing minecraft a bit to pass the time this weekend.

sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate
would like a follow up on a couple years from these people. buy the husband an account.

https://www.npr.org/2024/03/11/1236975472/wrestling-with-my-husbands-fear-of-getting-covid-again

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

sonatinas posted:

would like a follow up on a couple years from these people. buy the husband an account.

https://www.npr.org/2024/03/11/1236975472/wrestling-with-my-husbands-fear-of-getting-covid-again

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For him, that might mean acquiescing to eating indoors sometimes, maybe during less busy times of the day.

"I would call that a good outcome if a couple finds a way to accept some differences and adapt to a new normal," he says.

compromise means letting your spouse socially murder you

it's very funny that "compromise" is interpreted as, for the wife, having to eat outdoors more than she wants, and for the husband, to risk being maimed

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Why Am I So Tired
Sep 28, 2021

sonatinas posted:

would like a follow up on a couple years from these people. buy the husband an account.

https://www.npr.org/2024/03/11/1236975472/wrestling-with-my-husbands-fear-of-getting-covid-again

quote:

"In these situations, Jackson says compromise is key. The best outcomes in relationships are when partners "with polar extremes of safety move toward the other in a way that is a little bit uncomfortable for them," says Jackson. For me, that might mean being OK with dining al fresco most of the time. For him, that might mean acquiescing to eating indoors sometimes, maybe during less busy times of the day."

Have some death (sometimes), as a compromise.

Indoor Dying
Dec 13, 2022

sonatinas posted:

would like a follow up on a couple years from these people. buy the husband an account.

https://www.npr.org/2024/03/11/1236975472/wrestling-with-my-husbands-fear-of-getting-covid-again

How does the same person make both of these statements

quote:

He is immunocompromised and his doctors warned him that if he got sick again, it may complicate his autoimmune disease.

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I don't think it would be terrible, for example, to eat inside a restaurant every once in a while.

jesus christ I couldn't even finish the article

:sever: :sever: :sever:

Johnny Cache Hit
Oct 17, 2011

Precambrian Video Games posted:

As a Doctor, I Don’t Fear Covid as I Once Did. But I Carry Its Grave Lessons Forward.

I guess grave lessons means keep killing people with your unmasked smiling faces?

Also it's unclear if staff masking is still mandatory everywhere at this hospital (I'm guessing ICU only and that surgicals are ok) but it would be very "funny" if that chemo patient nearly died from hospital-acquired COVID. But no biggie we can pump you full of antivirals and intubate you if it comes to that, fear is for the weak.

quote:

We know how to treat this virus. We know how to manage the ventilator.

lol I'd rather not chance being on the ventilator!!! let's not need that to begin with!!!

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Indoor Dying posted:

How does the same person make both of these statements



jesus christ I couldn't even finish the article

:sever: :sever: :sever:

so much of this poo poo is an actual realization of the "hard times create soft men" meme that it makes me insane, because it's categorical bullshit, and yet somehow HERE WE ARE. How does she arrive at her second conclusion unless she's literally never had to conceive of it being potentially deadly to be indoors??

WHY have you never had to conceive of that? Anybody? PUBLIC HEALTH BUELLER??

e: to fix pronouns so I'm referring to the author not the poster

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toggle
Nov 7, 2005

covid truly is controlling these people. it’s a sentient virus and craves brunch

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

Some Psychopath on NPR posted:

And for me, that might mean thanking my husband for overcoming some of his COVID fears so we could go on vacation with our son.

In January, we flew halfway across the world to visit family in Dubai.

note: son is less than 2 years old as mentioned earlier in the article. Obviously pressured by family into risking their lives on behalf of Gamgam and pep pep wanting to see their grandbaby

VV :hfive: lmao

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The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

The funniest part about these articles is always the author telling on themselves

quote:

In January, we flew halfway across the world to visit family in Dubai. At first, I thought that the stringent COVID precautions he was taking to protect himself on the airplane were over the top. In addition to wearing an N95 mask for 13 straight hours, he kept a personal air purifier at his seat at all times. But now I can see those actions for what they are. He was doing everything he could to make the trip work. In his way, he wanted to see me happy.

The wife (author) doesn't even wear a mask on the plane to protect her immune-compromised husband.

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
Yeah, she's not going to stick around if his condition is exacerbated by her selfishness. His disability will harsh her vibe.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Jesus Christ

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

Malaka Gharib posted:


Malaka Gharib is the digital editor of the NPR podcast Life Kit. Previously, she was the deputy editor and digital strategist on NPR's global health and development team, where she covered topics such as the refugee crisis, gender equality and women's health. Her work as part of NPR's reporting teams has been recognized with two Gracie Awards: in 2019 for How To Raise A Human, a series on global parenting, and in 2015 for #15Girls, a series that profiled teen girls around the world.

Gharib is also an award-winning cartoonist. She is the artist and author of I Was Their American Dream, about growing up as a first generation Filipino Egyptian American, and It Won't Always Be Like This, about her summers with her dad and stepmom in the Middle East. Her comics have been featured in the Los Angeles Times, Catapult Magazine, The Believer Magazine, The Nib, The New York Times and The New Yorker.

Before coming to NPR in 2015, Gharib worked at the Malala Fund, a global education charity founded by Malala Yousafzai, and the ONE Campaign, an anti-poverty advocacy group founded by Bono. She graduated from Syracuse University with a dual degree in journalism and marketing.


aaaaaAAUUUGHHH

Steely Dad
Jul 29, 2006



I’m currently waiting to find out if my kid’s sore throat is Covid and he almost certainly caught it at the mall on Saturday doing some dumb bullshit my ex dragged him to unmasked and she is exactly like the author of this piece.

She knew she was dropping him directly off to a visit from my mother afterwards and there was no food at the party and the kid likes wearing masks and literally the reason not to do it is that she prefers not to give a poo poo and values that above his and our safety

gently caress everything I’m just so angry about this all the time

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Apr 11, 2021

Steely Dad posted:

gently caress everything I’m just so angry about this all the time

:smith: :hf: :smith:

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