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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

:byewhore:

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Gabe Davis in Jacksonville feels about right.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I presume this was posted, but still, perfectly encapsulates the Parker experience:

https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1765774912307011681

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Very sad about van Ginkel, how much did he get?

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Kalli posted:

I presume this was posted, but still, perfectly encapsulates the Parker experience:

https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1765774912307011681

"I call them 80/20 balls"

Yeah about that

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/BreeceH/status/1767275913853407261

lol

Nosre
Apr 16, 2002


you think Mike Onwenu is giddy right now or stressed because he's his own agent for some reason

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Kalli posted:

I presume this was posted, but still, perfectly encapsulates the Parker experience:

https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1765774912307011681
That is some amazing consistency.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Kalli posted:

I presume this was posted, but still, perfectly encapsulates the Parker experience:

https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1765774912307011681

I knew he wasn’t great but woof :yikes:

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Joe Douglas doesn't understand that you have to pay market value, or even above market value, to get good players if you suck as a team. You can get bodies to play for your team for bargain prices but then you end up losing games which is something that Joe Douglas is loving fantastic at.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

tarbrush posted:

Very sad about van Ginkel, how much did he get?

2 years $20m to the vikings

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Kind of a good year to not have cap space because honestly this is a pretty underwhelming FA class. This isn't cope. I'm not coping.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

fsif posted:

Kind of a good year to not have cap space because honestly this is a pretty underwhelming FA class. This isn't cope. I'm not coping.

NFL free agency non-moves have a unique ability to make you furious and relieved at the same time.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
It is kind of impressive to never be open but still be Jamison Crowder

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

is pepsi ok posted:

2 years $20m to the vikings

Good contract for him. Would have liked them to match, but sure.

Feels like a good free agency to be out of though, those are some eye popping numbers.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Every free agency from now until the end of time is going to be like this.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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i'm bored man

Gully Foyle
Feb 29, 2008

fsif posted:

Kind of a good year to not have cap space because honestly this is a pretty underwhelming FA class. This isn't cope. I'm not coping.

Not exactly free agency but I wish the Bills had cap space to consider Tee Higgins, though I don't know if the Bengals would even entertain it as a rival team.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
https://twitter.com/flasportsbuzz/status/1767286280969126268?t=sJkLpovZIw7meDnLt3P4SQ&s=19

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

TheBizzness posted:

Every free agency from now until the end of time is going to be like this.

Get rid of the franchise tag and make free agency fun

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/1767290796661744111

Sorry syzpid. It would've been fun for the thread if he signed with the Jets.

Rogue0071
Dec 8, 2009

Grey Hunter's next target.

Kalli posted:

I presume this was posted, but still, perfectly encapsulates the Parker experience:

https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1765774912307011681

I do think separation is a little overrated as an individual WR stat (there are some good WRs with very low separation, a bunch of bad ones with a lot of separation, and many of the better WRs are middling). The issues more with Parker were that he wasn't actually very good at winning contested catches while getting none and that the Patriots had pretty much no one at all getting separation so it was compounded.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/happyjetsfan_/status/1767256356149497957

It can't be overstated what a terrible GM Joe Douglas is.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
https://x.com/flasportsbuzz/status/1767304555908227396?s=20

Another loving sicknote

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
Bummed about losing Gink & Co. but we all knew it was coming.

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

CubanMissile posted:

Bummed about losing Gink & Co. but we all knew it was coming.

AVG stings, I think that's fair compensation for him and you missed out on that.

I don't think there's many roster or cap situations around the league where you need to be paying Christian Wilkins and Robert Hunt the kind of money they got. Like maybe if you just got off a tank, and you've got an expansion level roster and money to burn, but if you had $50m free going into free agency I wouldn't want to do that.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Man. Wilkins being gone sucks so got so drat much but I can’t pay that much. Now when I see contracts like Zach Sieler for similar production

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Defense lost Byron Jones, VanGink, Wilkins, X, Jerome Baker, and Ogbah.

Also might not have Phillips or Chubb until ?????

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Gink hurts. Wilkins will be tough to replace but that money is nuts. The rest - good luck elsewhere imo

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Bills bringing back AJ Epenesa. Two-year deal. Probably a good signing idk

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

TheBizzness posted:

Defense lost Byron Jones, VanGink, Wilkins, X, Jerome Baker, and Ogbah.

Also might not have Phillips or Chubb until ?????

Holy forking shirt balls

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Too rich for Joe Douglas’ blood. Get Van Roten on the line.

https://twitter.com/art_stapleton/status/1767328033155780889?s=20

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1767328079133696501?s=46&t=4v69OlVJpK1h7pgGOGqqoA

I like this. Someone’s gonna post his PFF coverage grades being bad but that Pete Carroll defense is a very silly thing to do with a mortal linebacker

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Diva Cupcake posted:

Too rich for Joe Douglas’ blood. Get Van Roten on the line.

https://twitter.com/art_stapleton/status/1767328033155780889?s=20

He just re-signed. Seems like a great deal compared to the scary deals guards were getting today.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1767332163224047918

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
Josh! Restructuring gives the Bills another $16m in cap room. What a guy.

Gully Foyle
Feb 29, 2008

Paracausal posted:

Josh! Restructuring gives the Bills another $16m in cap room. What a guy.

You know it just means he gets the money right away (salary converted to signing bonus), right? Its pretty much always a good deal for the player.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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The jets are just gonna let a 6 win season play out and then all get fired huh? Not even going down being caught trying.

https://x.com/connor_j_hughes/status/1767344697721094218?s=46&t=6jG3azctmf9ULNpQ002qHg
lol at their price.

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Mar 12, 2024

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1767342576326119523?s=46&t=4v69OlVJpK1h7pgGOGqqoA

I kind of hate this, he’s too small to be an NFL starter. Like he’d be fun if he was a Patrick Ricard style experiment or whatever but he’s going to get bullied in pass pro and that’s the one thing we can’t have

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

mcmagic posted:

The jets are just gonna let a 6 win season play out and then all get fired huh? Not even going down being caught trying.

https://x.com/connor_j_hughes/status/1767344697721094218?s=46&t=6jG3azctmf9ULNpQ002qHg
lol at their price.

“Their price.” loving drink. Losers.

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Lieutenant Centaur
Oct 17, 2010

A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon
Jacoby! Lol let's go!

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