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(Thread IKs: OwlFancier, crispix)
 
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Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Jakabite posted:

Also who the gently caress has green beans with sausage and chips

that’s mangetout

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Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Julio Cruz posted:

that’s mangetout

2posh4heinz

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jakabite posted:

Sure, I had a fair few meals like that but my parents were both busy people and didn’t post fish fingers chips and beans on the internet to show what an amazing job they were doing.
Yeah his argument is "fathers should be allowed to overrule their kids' Gillick competency if they make them a 15 minute dinner under the grill"

Looks like he overcooked some of those sausages too.

Jakabite posted:

Also who the gently caress has green beans with sausage and chips
I bet crispix is right and he doesn't know what sausage, chips, and beans are. Also you want thick sausages and chunky chips.

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009


Either put more veg on the plate or use smaller plates, that reeks of apathy. :emo:

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Need to see a picture of Lawrence with his arms around 3 plates of sausages and chips really. This looks fake.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

bessantj posted:

Oh I bet that tastes like sadness.

They ate it by the kitchen counter, standing.

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

I want to be clear. My objection was not to the sausages and chips, which are both perfectly legitimate components of an evening meal for British working families, provided they form part of a balanced diet.

It was to the inclusion of mange tout, which are a substandard accompaniment to sausages and chips. Their crisp texture and subtle, fresh flavour are far more suited to a stir fry, or a Thai curry.

[/starmervoice]

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I mean yeah, needs peas.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Speaking of people who are saying Very Normal things about kids:

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Thread showing its snobby side. There is absolutely nothing loving wrong with sausage and chips lol

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

smellmycheese posted:

Thread showing its snobby side. There is absolutely nothing loving wrong with sausage and chips lol

No there is nothing wrong with sausage and chips in general. That meal however looks unappetising.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

fuctifino posted:

In non dead-royal news, we have Priti Patel concerned that the new proposed definitions are going to be too extreme:

Her concern is almost definitely driven by being worried that fascists are swept up under the new rules, but it still made me lol

The Tories have been yearning for a while for a general, catch-all law allowing them to ban any and all groups (but only the ones they don't like). They've been continually stymied by the impossibility of writing legislation to cover this as, even in 2024, you can't just pass a 'No-Lefties' bill.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Sausage and chips is nice with thick supermarket sausages and normal oven chips, maybe peas or fried mushrooms if you're doing the sausages in a pan.

It doesn't give him the right to mess around with kids' medical decisions though, and him holding it up as an example of why the natural order is better than the state is pretty lol.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I dunno that sad sausage and chips is particularly good evidence of you being The Great Provider For Your Children.

I would eat it but it's like footy scran levels of uninspiring.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
yeah "i have provided food for my children" is like, a thing you do when you're a parent. him posting this standard meal like it proves anything beyond "i am not actively starving my kids, when they come round" is bizarre

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Trainee PornStar posted:


Either that or we both had deprived childhoods lacking in avacados on toast.

Lol I did that last night for my kid for dinner. Avocados and salmon on sourdough toast :yum:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Also sausage and chips was good at school back in the day, so I'd bet that the State could cook it better than Laurence Fox if it wanted to.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Can't stop looking at that one chip that slipped onto the table which he didn't even bother to move before taking the pic

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Guavanaut posted:

Also sausage and chips was good at school back in the day, so I'd bet that the State could cook it better than Laurence Fox if it wanted to.

oh god you gave me flashbacks to the nationalised sausages interview

god good thing we never had those eh. total waste of money those would have been. no problems with obtaining food for anyone in the populace these past years

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
just remembered this. "scottish tory 6 chip twat" all timer.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Rarity posted:

Can't stop looking at that one chip that slipped onto the table which he didn't even bother to move before taking the pic

Also a bunch of chips overhanging the plate (and even touching another plate, straddling plates ffs) even though there's plenty of room on the plate

Whole thing's a mess

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

Angepain posted:

oh god you gave me flashbacks to the nationalised sausages interview

god good thing we never had those eh. total waste of money those would have been. no problems with obtaining food for anyone in the populace these past years

Same with the ludicrous, utopian, impractical, irrelevant idea to have a publicly-owned company to use the power of crown use to bypass patents and manufacture and distribute medicines and other pharmaceuticals.

Good thing we didn't set that up in early 2020 - it would never have been remotely useful!

Seriously, I find it really hard to move on from 2019 is the regular - almost weekly, it seems, even getting on for five years on - parade of situations and examples where 2019 Labour had some sort of idea that would have directly made things better. Doubly frustrating when you see/hear right-wing fuckwits complaining about them.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


ESTUANS INTERIUS
IRA VEHEMENTI
ESTUANS INTERIUS
IRA VEHEMENTI
SEPHIROTH

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

I went googling about the Prohibited Steps Order that Fox breached:
https://www.elitelawsolicitors.co.uk/prohibited-steps-order/

quote:

Breaching a Prohibited Steps Order in the UK is a serious matter, as it involves defying a court order. The consequences of such a breach depend on the circumstances of the case and the severity of the violation. Here is what typically happens if the court finds that a breach has occurred:

Warning or Enforcement Order
The court might issue a warning to the offending party or an enforcement order, which could include specific requirements to prevent further breaches.

Contempt of court
If a warning has already been given, breaching a Prohibited Steps Order can be considered contempt of court, which is a serious offense. Penalties can range from fines to imprisonment, depending on the severity of the breach.

Change in custody or visitation rights
The court may revise custody or visitation arrangements. If the breach indicates that the child is not safe or well-cared for, the court might alter these arrangements to protect the child’s welfare.

My guess is that he's already at the contempt of court stage, so he could be facing literal arrest and prison - especially as he's showing even more contempt with his public tweets...

Her lawyers jumped on Fox less than two hours after he posted this:

https://twitter.com/LozzaFox/status/1767242971944993122

And the offending paragraphs:

quote:

One of the reasons I bang on about ADHD is that the latest ruse to drag through the courts is to get my boy dosed with amphetamines to make him compliant. Normal boundaries are not enough it would seem nowadays. All through the process I said that it might be a bad idea to mess with a growing brain for a made up ailment you can’t see on a brain scan, which gets diagnosed by greedy little drug dealers who charge eye watering sums to hand out strong drugs like sweets to kids who have no idea what they are taking.

If you think the Trans contagion is BAD. The “Mental health” contagion is much worse and much more lucrative.

Oh, and the trial of the amphetamine (given a trendy name to sound all yummy) has been halted after my boy started hallucinating in the street and couldn’t balance properly. The judge has banned me from even mentioning ADHD, regardless of context. That’s how insidious these people are. I’ll probably get notice of contempt and possibly face sanction for writing this. I don’t care anymore. Kids need both parents. The state is a dreadful substitute.

.... which is still up :allears:

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Mar 11, 2024

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear


WUNNT MA CUNTREH BAK

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
sausage and chips is great when the sausages aren’t sticks of loving charcoal

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
i dont want the court dictating sausages and chips girth

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


I'm honestly impressed Fox put something green on that plate.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

saus chips and [vegetable] is great for child ballast, the least controversial of meal options. used to have a la-de-da membership to maggie&rose (:wotwot:) for the kids and the kitchens there would turn out endless plates of mini sauses with chips and broccoli

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

imo the problem with the food pic is the inclusion of the extra virgin olive oil and 10+ knives in the rack alongside an otherwise perfectly fine simple (if dry) meal

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


tag yourself
i'm the barcode sticker that hasn't been removed from what I assume is a wooden utensil pot.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

I'm the reflections of the spotlights on the counter that at first glance looked like cocaine residue

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tesseraction posted:

simple (if dry) meal
If I wanted to be charitable I'd assume there's some tom/brown/curry sauce out of sight and the kids are going to put that on themselves.

He doesn't trust them to make their own medical decisions though so I don't believe that. Also he's a pervert so he probably puts mayonnaise on chips, and not even the good French/Belgian kinds.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

I care for my kids every other week

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
Sorry but the fact that you’re all reasonably okay with mange tout (thank u jc) as the accompaniment to sausage and chips worries me. Sausage and chips rules. Some peas and gravy? Bit of sweetcorn and some tomato sauce? Absolutely. Beans? Well yeah that’s the ideal. But mange tout are dry and squeaky in an already dry and potentially quite squeaky meal.

Nobody has impugned sausages, chips or the combo of the two. It’s the mange tout that gently caress it up and tbh I expected better from you lot

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



If Fox gets his kids taken away he's going to do an even more transphobic re-enactment of Mrs Doubtfire.

killerwhat
May 13, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

He doesn't trust them to make their own medical decisions though so I don't believe that. Also he's a pervert so he probably puts mayonnaise on chips, and not even the good French/Belgian kinds.

The good French/Belgian kind of pervert?
Anyway mayo is the best condiment for chips (and in general)

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Jakabite posted:

Sorry but the fact that you’re all reasonably okay with mange tout (thank u jc) as the accompaniment to sausage and chips worries me. Sausage and chips rules. Some peas and gravy? Bit of sweetcorn and some tomato sauce? Absolutely. Beans? Well yeah that’s the ideal. But mange tout are dry and squeaky in an already dry and potentially quite squeaky meal.

Nobody has impugned sausages, chips or the combo of the two. It’s the mange tout that gently caress it up and tbh I expected better from you lot

look honestly I'm just surprised/happy he let his kids have A Vegetable

fully expected him to think that veg is too gay or some poo poo

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

killerwhat posted:

The good French/Belgian kind of pervert?
Anyway mayo is the best condiment for chips (and in general)

French/Belgian actually uses the original ingredients (and often adds garlic) whereas Helman's has started using sterilised eggs, as I understand it

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Umbra Dubium posted:

If Fox gets his kids taken away he's going to do an even more transphobic re-enactment of Mrs Doubtfire.
He's going to black up and claim to be a South African maid.

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