Sumo: Through Banana Canada, we have all now vicariously been to Meatland. (page 68)

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Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

Draft is in!

anakha

Y/O: Kirishima
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Midorifuji
M6-10: Shodai
M11+: Ryuden
Juryo: Wakatakakage

Average Lettuce

Y/O: Hoshoryu
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Asanoyama
M6-10: Onosho
M11+: Takerufuji
Juryo: Wakatakakage

Banana Canada

Y/O: Kirishima
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Onosato
M6-10: Takayasu
M11+: Ryuden
Juryo: Hakuoho

bartolimu

Y/O: Kotonowaka
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Onosato
M6-10: Takayasu
M11+: Kitanowaka
Juryo: Shishi

Beexoffel

Y/O: Kotonowaka
S/K: Abi
M1-5: Onosato
M6-10: Gonoyama
M11+: Takerufuji
Juryo: Wakatakakage

Ben Nerevarine

Y/O: Kirishima
S/K: Nishikigi
M1-5: Asanoyama
M6-10: Gonoyama
M11+: Sadanoumi
Juryo: Wakatakakage

Bentai

Y/O: Terunofuji
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Onosato
M6-10: Tamawashi
M11+: Ichiyamamoto
Juryo: Hakuoho

bessantj

Y/O: Kirishima
S/K: Wakamotoharu
M1-5: Midorifuji
M6-10: Takayasu
M11+: Takerufuji
Juryo: Wakatakakage

Boogalo

Y/O: Hoshoryu
S/K: Daeiesho
M1-5: Takanosho
M6-10: Kinbozan
M11+: Sadanoumi
JurY/O: Hakuoho

Brut

Y/O: Kirishima
S/K: Nishikigi
M1-5: Onosato
M6-10: Kinbozan
M11+: Kitanowaka
Juryo: Asakoryu

captainblastum

Y/O: Terunofuji
S/K: Nishikigi
M1-5: Atamifuji
M6-10: Hokutofuji
M11+: Roga
Juryo: Wakatakakage

Chinook

Y/O: Hoshoryu
S/K: Abi
M1-5: Asanoyama
M6-10: Gonoyama
M11+: Churanoumi
Juryo: Akua

CodFishBalls

Y/O: Kirishima
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Atamifuji
M6-10: Gonoyama
M11+: MY/O:giryu
Juryo: Hakuoho

Communist Thoughts

Y/O: Kirishima
S/K: Daeisho
M1 Asanoyama
M6 Takayasu
M11 Roga
JurY/O: Hakuoho

Crusty Nutsack

Y/O: Hoshoryu
S/K: Wakamotoharu
M1-5: Ura
M6-10: Tamawashi
M11+: Kitanowaka
Juryo: Wakatakakage

Dead Goon

Y/O: Kotonowaka
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Atamifuji
M6-10: Gonoyamu
M11+: Roga
Juryo: Hakuoho

Dr.Tree

Y/O: Hoshoryu
S/K: Abi
M1-5: Oho
M6-10: Onosho
M11+: Endo
Juryo: Wakatakakage

Eldoop

Y/O: Kirishima
S/K: Wakamotoharu
M1-5: Atamifuji
M6-10: Takayasu
M11+: Ichiyamamoto
Juryo: Kotoeko

Everyones Favorite Poster

Y/O: Hoshoryu
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Asanoyama
M6-10: Hokutofuji
M11+: Takerufuji
JurY/O: Wakatakakage

FART BOSS

Y/O: Kotonowaka
S/K: Nishikigi
M1-5: Asanoyama
M6-10: Shodai
M11+: Shonannoumi
Juryo: Wakatakakage

Fearless

Y/O: Kirishima
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Asanoyama
M6-10: Tamawashi
M11+: Takerufuji
Juryo: Hakuoho

Flinger

Y/O: Terunofuji
S/K: Wakamotoharu
M1-5: Ura
M6-10: Tsurugisho
M11+: Sadanoumi
Juryo: Takarafuji

Fluffdaddy

Y/O: Kirishima
S/K: Abi
M1-5: Onosato
M6-10: Shodai
M11+: Endo

Gaghskull

Y/O: Hoshoryu
S/K: Abi
M1-5: Ura
M6-10: Tamawashi
M11+: Shimazuumi
Juryo: Hakuoho

Greekonomics

Y/O: Kirishima
S/K: Abi
M1-5: Asanoyama
M6-10: Onosho
M11+: Churanoumi
Juryo: Aoiyama

Helianthus Annuus

Y/O: Hoshoryu
S/K: Wakamotoharu
M1-5: Atamifuji
M6-10: Hokutofuji
M11+: Roga
Juryo: Hakuoho

Ice Phisherman

Y/O: Kotonowaka
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Asanoyama
M6-10: Takerufuji
M11+: Takerufuji
Juryo: Wakatakage

ImplicitAssembler

Y/O: Terunofuji
S/K: Nishikigi
M1-5: Asanoyama
M6-10: Kinbozan
M11+: Ryuden
Juryo: Aoiyama

Iron Chef Nex

Y/O: Kirishima
S/K: Wakamotoharu
M1-5: Midorifuji
M6-10: Gonoyama
M11+: Shimazuumi
Juryo: Hakuoho

Kennedy

Y/O: Teronufuji
S/K: Wakamotoharu
M1-5: Asanoyama
M6-10: Takayasu
M11+: Ichiyamamoto
Juryo: Hakuoho

Kenning

Y/O: Kotonowaka
S/K: Wakamotoharu
M1-5: Asanoyama
M6-10: Gonoyama
M11+: Takerufuji
Juryo: Wakatakakage

Kerrzhe

Y/O: Kotonowaka
S/K: Nishikigi
M1-5: Ura
M6-10: Hokutofuji
M11+: Roga
Juryo: Hakuoho

Khizan

Y/O: Terunofuji
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Onosato
M6-10: Gonoyama
M11+: Takerufuji
Juryo: Hakuoho

Kuros

Y/O: Teru
S/K: Daieisho
1-5: Onosato
6-10: Takayasu
11-15: Sadanoumi
Juryo: Oshoma

Lid

Y/O: Kotonowaka
S/K: Nishikigi
M1-5: Onosato
M6-10: Shodai
M11+: Takerufuji
Juryo: ChiY/O:sakae

Liquid Communism

Y/O: Terunofuji
S/K: Wakamotoharu
M1-5: Atamifuji
M6-10: Kinbozan
M11+: Shimazuumi
Juryo: Hakuoho

MalarkeyToboggan

Y/O: Terunofuji
S/K: Wakamotoharu
M1-5: Onosato
M6-10: Kotoshoho
M11+: Endo
Juryo: Hakuoho

Marching Powder

Y/O: Terunofuji
S/K: Nishikigi
M1-5: Atamifuji
M6-10: Hokutofuji
M11+: Takerufuji
Juryo: Asakoryu

Medenmath

Y/O: Hoshoryu
S/K: Abi
M1-5: Midorifuji
M6-10: Hokutofuji
M11+: Ichiyamamoto
Juryo: Hakuoho

MyChemicalImbalance

Y/O: Terunofuji
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Asanoyama
M6-10: Shodai
M11+: Takerufuji
Juryo: Tohakuryu

Nativity In Black

Y/O: Terunofuji
S/K: Wakamotoharu
M1-5: Atamifuji
M6-10: Gonoyama
M11+: Ichiyamamoto
Juryo: Waktakakage

Netsky

Y/O: Kotonowaka
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Asanoyama
M6-10: Kotoshoho
M11+: Ichiyamamoto
Juryo: Takarafuji

Nick Soapdish

Y/O: Terunofuji
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Meisei
M6-10: Tsurugisho
M11+: Ichiyamamoto
Juryo: Aoiyama

NTRabbit

Y/O: Kirishima
S/K: Nishikigi
M1-5: Atamifuji
M6-10: Gonoyama
M11+: Takerufuji
Juryo: Hakuoho

Pakled

Y/O: Terunofuji
S/K: Wakamotoharu
M1-5: TOBIZARU
M6-10: Takayasu
M11+: Ichiyamamoto
Juryo: Wakatakakage

Paying2Lurk

Y/O: Hoshoryu
S/K: Nishikigi
M1-5: Ura
M6-10: Tamawashi
M11+: Daiamami
JurY/O: Shishi

PJ

Y/O: Hoshoryu
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Hiradoumi
M6-10: Shodai
M11+: Roga
J: Hakuoho

pseudodragon

Y/O: Kotonowaka
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Onosato
M6-10: Takayasu
M11+: Takerufuji
JurY/O: Tomokaze

QuasiQuack

Y/O: Hoshoryu
S/K: Wakamotoharu
M1-5: TOBIZARU
M6-10: Hokutofuji
M11+: Endo
Juryo: Kotoeko

rare Magic card l00k

Y/O: Kirishima
S/K: Nishikigi
M1-5: Onosato
M6-10: Gonoyama
M11+: Daiamami
Juryo: Hakuoho

Robviously

Y/O: Kirishima
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Atamifuji
M6-10: Kinbozan
M11+: Nishikifuji
Juryo: Tomokaze

Samuel L. Hacksaw

Y/O: Terunofuji
S/K: Wakamotharu
M1-5: Onosato
M6-10: Tamawashi
M11+: Ichiyamamoto
JurY/O: Wakatakakage

Saturnine Aberrance

Y/O: Kirishima
S/K: Wakamotoharu
M1-5: Ura
M6-10: Tamawashi
M11+: Takerufuji
JurY/O: Tomokaze

Single Tight Female

Y/O: Hoshoryu
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Atamifuji
M6-10: Tamawashi
M11+: Endo
Juryo: Wakatakakage

StupidSxyMothman

Y/O: Hoshoryu
S/K: Abi
M1-5: Atamifuji
M6-10: Gonoyama
M11+: Shimazuumi
Juryo: Wakatakakage

Takuan

Y/O: Kotonowaka
S/K: Wakamotoharu
M1-5: Asanoyama
M6-10: Gonoyama
M11+: Endo
Juryo: Wakatakakage

Teddybear

Y/O: Kirishima
S/K: Wakamotoharu
M1-5: Onosato
M6-10: Onosho
M11+: Takerufuji
Juryo: Tokihayate

Thauros

Y/O: Kirishima
S/K: Wakamotoharu
M1-5: Asanoyama
M6-10: Gonoyama
M11+: Ryuden
Juryo: Hakuoho

Tiny Bug Child

Y/O: Terunofuji
S/K: Wakamotoharu
M1-5: Onosato
M6-10: Gonoyama
M11+: Ichiyamamoto
Juryo: Wakatakakage

ullerrm

Y/O: Kotonowaka
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Midorifuji
M6-10: Tamawashi
M11+: Sadanoumi
Juryo: Wakatakakage

Vargatron

Y/O: Kirishima
S/K: Wakamotoharu
M1-5: Midorifuji
M6-10: Takayasu
M11+: Ichiyamamoto
Juryo: Wakatakakage

whats for dinner

Y/O: Hoshoryu
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Ura
M6-10: Kinbozan
M11+: Takerufuji
Juryo: Hakuoho

Xerzes

Y/O: Hoshoryu
S/K: Wakamotoharu
M1-5: Onosato
M6-10: Gonoyama
M11+: Kitanowaka
Juryo: Wakatakakage

Daily results are gonna have to wait until tomorrow, I've gotta do the goonzuke before I can do dailies, and the goonzuke takes a long time. I've got a new technique for it though, it should be easier now. Looking forward to starting the basho proper!

# ? Mar 11, 2024 04:54

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# ? May 25, 2024 22:56

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Day 2:

Wakatakakage showing off some impressive reflexes and ring awareness, pulling out a win from what I was sure would be him getting bowled off the dohyo.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 07:17

Ice Phisherman: Apr 12, 2007; Swimming upstream
into the sunset

Hey Kenning, I got Takerufuji twice. I checked and that's my fault as I put him down twice, sorry. Could I get someone else?

quote:

Ice Phisherman

Y/O: Kotonowaka
S/K: Daieisho
M1-5: Asanoyama
M6-10: Takerufuji
M11+: Takerufuji
Juryo: Wakatakage

Ice Phisherman fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Mar 11, 2024

# ? Mar 11, 2024 08:44

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

quote:

Lid

Y/O: Kotonowaka
S/K: Nishikigi
M1-5: Onosato
M6-10: Shodai
M11+: Takerufuji
Juryo: ChiY/O:sakae

I seem to have been assigned a glitch in the matrix

# ? Mar 11, 2024 08:46

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

oops i missed roster drafts and that sumo started back up in general

# ? Mar 11, 2024 09:11

Fluffdaddy: Jan 3, 2009

Theres still time to get on the Nishikigi hype train.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 10:10

whats for dinner: Sep 25, 2006; IT TURN OUT METAL FOR DINNER!

Of all the fights today, Ryuden winning and going 2-0 was the worst. :mad:

# ? Mar 11, 2024 12:13

Paying2Lurk: Sep 15, 2023; I'd take a bullet
for a bud any day.

Day 2 and chaos already reigns.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 12:35

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Calling it now: there will be no ozeki on a yokozuna run in the May basho

# ? Mar 11, 2024 12:50

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
�

Next Yokozuna run will be Ozeki Tobizaru.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 13:07

Robviously: Aug 21, 2010; Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

Day 2 feelings: Must have faith in my draft...must have faith in my draft...must have faith in my draft.....

# ? Mar 11, 2024 14:32

Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

Sadanoumi take my power

# ? Mar 11, 2024 15:12

NuclearPotato: Oct 27, 2011

Regrettably I suffered a posting injury in practice (read: I blanked and forgot to put a draft together in the leadup), so I am forced to bow out this basho. I will ganbarize and hope to regain my fallen rank next time.

Day 2: I had just been thinking to myself that Teru hadn't been going for the arm clamps much recently, and then he goes and nearly wrenches poor Ura's arm out of its socket today. My sincerest apologies to Ura for jinxing him.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 15:34

Nativity In Black: Oct 24, 2012; If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.

It's not an Ura match unless someone does a barrel roll

Was really not expecting Gonoyama to be the weakest link on my team. Only day 2 so I have confidence he will bounce back. It was a good tachi-ai, but Onosato is too much of a bulldozer.

Takerufuji is also looking good on his makuuchi debut.

Roga seems off to a much better start than Nov.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 16:37

Shiroc: May 16, 2009; Sorry I'm late

Fluffdaddy posted:

Theres still time to get on the Nishikigi hype train.

I love that they included his glasses in the background pattern

# ? Mar 11, 2024 19:36

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

looks like midnight sumo got nuked again

# ? Mar 11, 2024 23:42

Paying2Lurk: Sep 15, 2023; I'd take a bullet
for a bud any day.

It's either some weirdo(s) with a grudge mass reporting the channel, or the 80s Pepsi commercials they played yesterday triggered some DMCA bullshit. The channel was back up in a few hours last time so I'm not too worried, but it really sucks that it can happen so many times in a row and so quickly.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 23:47

Fluffdaddy: Jan 3, 2009

Shiroc posted:

I love that they included his glasses in the background pattern

glasses wearing blind bears ftw

# ? Mar 11, 2024 23:58

Tiny Bug Child: Sep 11, 2004; Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

Wanted to see how popular everyone was in the draft, so I made a thing to sort the rikishi within each group based on an arbitrary scoring where a first choice is worth one point, second choice is worth 0.5 points, and third choice is worth 0.25 points. Here's the results, if anyone is interested. (Numbers in parentheses are how many times they were picked as a first/second/third choice.)

code:

Y/O
-------
   Kirishima: 32.5 (19, 20, 14)
   Hoshoryu: 25 (16, 12, 12)
   Terunofuji: 23.25 (16, 11, 7)
   Kotonowaka: 23.25 (12, 12, 21)
   Takakeisho: 6.25 (0, 8, 9)

S/K
-------
   Wakamotoharu: 43.5 (31, 21, 8)
   Daieisho: 33.25 (19, 21, 15)
   Nishikigi: 21 (6, 15, 30)
   Abi: 12.5 (7, 6, 10)

M1-5
-------
   Asanoyama: 24.5 (19, 8, 6)
   Onosato: 22.25 (16, 7, 11)
   Atamifuji: 21.5 (10, 17, 12)
   Midorifuji: 11 (5, 8, 8)
   Ura: 9.75 (7, 3, 5)
   Tobizaru: 9.75 (2, 13, 5)
   Meisei: 3.5 (1, 3, 4)
   Hiradoumi: 3 (1, 1, 6)
   Oho: 2.75 (1, 2, 3)
   Takanosho: 2.25 (1, 1, 3)

M6-10
-------
   Gonoyama: 30 (22, 14, 4)
   Takayasu: 15.75 (9, 10, 7)
   Tamawashi: 12.5 (7, 7, 8)
   Shodai: 11.5 (5, 9, 8)
   Hokutofuji: 10.5 (7, 5, 4)
   Kinbozan: 9.25 (4, 7, 7)
   Onosho: 6.25 (4, 1, 7)
   Kotoshoho: 6.25 (2, 5, 7)
   Tsurugisho: 4 (2, 3, 2)
   Mitakeumi: 2.25 (0, 1, 7)

M11+
-------
   Takerufuji: 27.25 (25, 2, 5)
   Ichiyamamoto: 12.5 (8, 7, 4)
   Roga: 11.5 (5, 8, 10)
   Endo: 7.5 (3, 6, 6)
   Kitanowaka: 7.25 (4, 2, 9)
   Ryuden: 6.75 (2, 7, 5)
   Nishikifuji: 6.75 (1, 10, 3)
   Sadanoumi: 6.5 (5, 3, 0)
   Shimazuumi: 6.5 (4, 3, 4)
   Daiamami: 5.75 (2, 5, 5)
   Churanoumi: 4.75 (2, 3, 5)
   Shonannoumi: 4.5 (1, 5, 4)
   Myogiryu: 2.5 (1, 2, 2)

Juryo
-------
   Wakatakakage: 36.25 (27, 17, 3)
   Hakuoho: 34 (24, 17, 6)
   Shishi: 5.75 (1, 8, 3)
   Kotoeko: 4.75 (2, 3, 5)
   Aoiyama: 4 (2, 2, 4)
   Takarafuji: 3.5 (2, 2, 2)
   Tomokaze: 3 (2, 0, 4)
   Asakoryu: 2.75 (0, 3, 5)
   Tokihayate: 2.5 (1, 1, 4)
   Akua: 2 (1, 2, 0)
   Tohakuryu: 1.5 (0, 1, 4)
   Oshoma: 1.25 (0, 2, 1)
   Bushozan: 1.25 (0, 0, 5)
   Hokuseiho: 1 (0, 2, 0)
   Shiden: 0.75 (0, 1, 1)
   Oshoumi: 0.75 (0, 0, 3)
   Shirokuma: 0.5 (0, 0, 2)
   Hidenoumi: 0.5 (0, 0, 2)
   Tsushimanada: 0.5 (0, 0, 2)
   Chiyosakae: 0.5 (0, 1, 0)
   Kagayaki: 0.25 (0, 0, 1)
   Hakuyozan: 0.25 (0, 0, 1)
   Chiyoshoma: 0.25 (0, 0, 1)
   Shimanoumi: 0.25 (0, 0, 1)
   Tamashoho: 0.25 (0, 0, 1)
   Kitaharima: 0.25 (0, 0, 1)
   Mitoryu: 0 (0, 0, 0)
   Daishoho: 0 (0, 0, 0)

# ? Mar 12, 2024 00:51

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

some kinda jackal posted:

Next Yokozuna run will be Ozeki Tobizaru.

From your mouth to God's ears.

# ? Mar 12, 2024 01:57

Fearless: Sep 3, 2003; DRINK MORE MOXIE

Midnight's back up on Twitch at the moment. Nobody is quite sure of what is going on; the bans are issued and then revoked after a short interval with no feedback from anyone at Twitch.

# ? Mar 12, 2024 02:22

Nativity In Black: Oct 24, 2012; If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.

Yeah, that sounds like Twitch

# ? Mar 12, 2024 03:00

Shiroc: May 16, 2009; Sorry I'm late

Takayasu looking juicy so far

# ? Mar 12, 2024 06:22

Taffy Torpedo: Feb 2, 2008; ...Can we have the radio?

Hoshoryu didn't get the memo

# ? Mar 12, 2024 07:22

anakha: Sep 16, 2009

Twitch sumo channels dropping like flies. midnight got hit again and karla just now.

# ? Mar 12, 2024 08:08

Bentai: Jul 8, 2004; NERF THIS!

Sumo Family got popped as well. This is super fucky. I just wanna watch big meaty men slap meat. :smith:

# ? Mar 12, 2024 08:23

Average Lettuce: Oct 22, 2012

Watching MidnightSumo on youtube

# ? Mar 12, 2024 09:32

NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

Miyagino needs to meet his Kerry Packer and start World Series Sumo

# ? Mar 12, 2024 11:32

Medenmath: Jan 18, 2003

I hope the Twitch channels can get things sorted out.

Midnight is my favorite, and he puts a lot of work into making the sport accessible to people who aren't yet familiar with it.

# ? Mar 12, 2024 11:39

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
�

No spoilers but watching Takayasu's tachiai always feels like the sumo equivalent of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1qju6V1jLM

Love me that big bear eggman <3

Things I do not love, on the other hand:

Abi 3-0 :mad:

Kirishima 0-3

some kinda jackal fucked around with this message at 12:36 on Mar 12, 2024

# ? Mar 12, 2024 12:29

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

Wonder if there's an ad that plays during the sumo broadcast that kills them Besides someone reporting them

# ? Mar 12, 2024 17:50

Fearless: Sep 3, 2003; DRINK MORE MOXIE

Leo Dickinson was still up after the other channels got shut down for some reason.

# ? Mar 12, 2024 18:04

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

If everyone's having trouble keeping a stream now there's an English language stream on kick, yes the lovely place but I digress, that is untouched.

# ? Mar 12, 2024 18:32

Banana Canada: Sep 2, 2003; I'd tax all foreigners living abroad.

Tiny Bug Child posted:

Wanted to see how popular everyone was in the draft, so I made a thing to sort the rikishi within each group based on an arbitrary scoring where a first choice is worth one point, second choice is worth 0.5 points, and third choice is worth 0.25 points. Here's the results, if anyone is interested. (Numbers in parentheses are how many times they were picked as a first/second/third choice.)

Pretty cool. Just for my own curiosity, I did something almost exactly like this in a previous basho including the rank-weighted scoring.

Prior to goonzuke publication, I'll post the tracker without Makuuchi - Juryo divisions. Will revise with the divisions later and tweak the colours and formatting a bit mroe.

After Day 03:

# ? Mar 12, 2024 20:16

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Fearless posted:

Leo Dickinson was still up after the other channels got shut down for some reason.

Leo got shut down as well a bit later.

The suspicion is a dude using a botnet to mass report sumo channels, in retaliation for being banned from Midnight�s chat. Twitch always un-suspends them after a human investigates (sometimes as fast as 10 minutes), but it�s frustrating.

Midnight said last night that he�s just going to stick to YouTube for a bit until he can get in contact with Twitch and ask wtf.

# ? Mar 12, 2024 20:35

Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

Brutal chaos basho for my team so far. But, you know, worth it to see Ura do his thing, so

# ? Mar 12, 2024 20:37

Fearless: Sep 3, 2003; DRINK MORE MOXIE

ullerrm posted:

Leo got shut down as well a bit later.

The suspicion is a dude using a botnet to mass report sumo channels, in retaliation for being banned from Midnight’s chat. Twitch always un-suspends them after a human investigates (sometimes as fast as 10 minutes), but it’s frustrating.

Midnight said last night that he’s just going to stick to YouTube for a bit until he can get in contact with Twitch and ask wtf.

Apparently it's Twitch targeting all professional Sumo channels, midnight got confirmation today.

# ? Mar 12, 2024 20:44

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

MidnightSumo posted:

Everyone! Professional sumo on Twitch appears to be finished. I got in touch with Merry Kish and she told me that Twitch has automation for detecting live sumo now. So my Twitch channel will no longer be operating as it has.

As for sumo, I will continue to stream that on YouTube for you guys, as long as it's allowed there! But I will have to figure out how that's gonna work. It's near impossible to monetize, so I will need support on Twitch, Patreon and through donations to continue operating as I do.

What will my Twitch stream look like now? I'll have to think on it. I have interest in Japanese culture content, Pokemon Ironmon content, and perhaps some IRL content inside Japan, featuring live amateur sumo wrestling.

I'll figure these things out, but it's nice to have a definitive answer about what's been going on! I hope the community and friends I've made on Twitch will support my new endeavors, but if not, no hard feelings. I'm nervous, but excited to try new things on Twitch!

And while it won't be as perfect as before, we will still have our sumo to watch. I'll port Nightbot over to YouTube, I've already added BTTV. Things won't be perfect, but not everything is upended!

Thank you all so much for the love and support you've shown, and I'll keep bringing you guys the sumo, as long as I can!

JSA wants no one outside of Japan to watch sumo easily it seems.

# ? Mar 12, 2024 21:10

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

I love sumo!

Tough poo poo gently caress you

# ? Mar 12, 2024 21:35

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# ? May 25, 2024 22:56

Shiroc: May 16, 2009; Sorry I'm late

If you really loved sumo you would have thought to be born and live in Japan beforehand.

# ? Mar 12, 2024 21:52

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