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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:How many calm Hitler's will the Wendy's surge pricing create when they commission their managers on this So many it would make you physically ill just imagining it.
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i know the surge pricing thing isn't actually happening but if it was... if they were smart they'd raise prices and then announce prices would be discounted off-peak to make it sound like they're throwing us a frickin bone
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Mar 4, 2024 05:12
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Doctor Dogballs posted:i know the surge pricing thing isn't actually happening Says who
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Mar 4, 2024 05:13
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wendy is my uncle
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Mar 4, 2024 05:17
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Doctor Dogballs posted:i know the surge pricing thing isn't actually happening but if it was... no one would ever figure it out!!
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Mar 4, 2024 05:32
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Here’s a baconator for 20% off, only $13.99 Pre order now!
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Mar 4, 2024 05:48
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Doctor Dogballs posted:i know the surge pricing thing isn't actually happening but if it was... Yeah, that is 100% the plan.
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Mar 4, 2024 08:26
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Yeah, I mean the CEO flat out admitted that they were doing surge pricing. He just lied to everybody’s face when he said that they weren’t. I gotta reread 1984
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Mar 4, 2024 08:42
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Pulls up to drive thru; “To know and not to know, to be conscious of complete truthfulness while telling carefully constructed lies, to hold simultaneously two opinions which cancelled out, knowing them to be contradictory and believing in both of them, to use logic against logic, to repudiate morality while laying claim to it, to believe that democracy was impossible and that the Party was the guardian of democracy, to forget whatever it was necessary to forget, then to draw it back into memory again at the moment when it was needed, and then promptly to forget it again, and above all, to apply the same process to the process itself—that was the ultimate subtlety: consciously to induce unconsciousness, and then, once again, to become unconscious of the act of hypnosis you had just performed. Even to understand the word—doublethink—involved the use of doublethink.” SIR THIS IS A WENDYS yes…it is *still orders baconator because it’s 20% off its 30% inflated price*
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Mar 4, 2024 08:45
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Wendy’s has become Wendies.
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Mar 4, 2024 12:59
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they should make a fast food place where you put the burger together yourself and if you dont go fast enough the price goes up
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Mar 4, 2024 13:32
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pencilhands posted:they should make a fast food place where you put the burger together yourself and if you dont go fast enough the price goes up You have to make the order of the person in line before you to place your order
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Mar 4, 2024 13:38
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pencilhands posted:they should make a fast food place where you put the burger together yourself and if you dont go fast enough the price goes up There are restaurants now where you pour your own beer and wine from wall taps and pay by the ounce
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Mar 4, 2024 14:30
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"what if we made people pay to be our employees?" MBAs. Volcano God. 100% serious.
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Mar 4, 2024 15:03
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big nipples big life posted:"what if we made people pay to be our employees?" I mean, pumping your own gas, booking your own vacation travel plans, bagging your own groceries, all these things once upon a time seemed crazy.
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Mar 4, 2024 16:11
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that's because the volcano god is hungry.
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Mar 4, 2024 16:16
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:There are restaurants now where you pour your own beer and wine from wall taps and pay by the ounce This kinda sucks because the one nearby limits you to two pints before you have to go up and ask them to unlock it again. It's like my mom counting the beers I drink at a gathering. I prefer my bartenders to personally over-serve me.
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Mar 4, 2024 18:41
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Pennywise the Frown posted:This kinda sucks because the one nearby limits you to two pints before you have to go up and ask them to unlock it again. It's like my mom counting the beers I drink at a gathering. If they’re paying that little attention just bring your own
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Mar 4, 2024 18:42
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Pennywise the Frown posted:This kinda sucks because the one nearby limits you to two pints before you have to go up and ask them to unlock it again. It's like my mom counting the beers I drink at a gathering. How does it keep track of who’s who?
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Mar 4, 2024 19:02
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:How does it keep track of who’s who? You have a little fob you carry around with you.
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Mar 4, 2024 19:03
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I'm going to make a burger place where the smaller your dick is the cheaper your burger will be.
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Mar 4, 2024 19:49
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make the drive thru only have 6 feet of clearance to gently caress with the brodozer dudes.
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Mar 4, 2024 20:00
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big nipples big life posted:make the drive thru only have 6 feet of clearance to gently caress with the brodozer dudes. Start it wide so they enter but the closer to the window the tighter it gets
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Mar 4, 2024 20:12
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no drive through. you must go inside and verify your claims in front of everyone else Edit: Smallest wiener eats for free
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Mar 4, 2024 20:27
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bossy lady posted:no drive through. you must go inside and verify your claims in front of everyone else Hell yeah my girlfriends husband can finally pull his own weight in this relationship
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Mar 4, 2024 20:58
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Pennywise the Frown posted:You have a little fob you carry around with you. There’s a place near me (Vine & Barley) where you have to put a preloaded credit card thing in whichever dispenser you want, and it totally keeps track.
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Mar 6, 2024 20:46
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bossy lady posted:I'm going to make a burger place where the smaller your dick is the cheaper your burger will be. At what point will they start owing me money? Because I feel my chances might be pretty good
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Mar 6, 2024 21:22
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500excf type r posted:Start it wide so they enter but the closer to the window the tighter it gets watch as their truck gets stuck at the end. "Oh no, step-brodozer! What are you doing?!"
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Mar 6, 2024 22:49
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eightysixed posted:There’s a place near me (Vine & Barley) where you have to put a preloaded credit card thing in whichever dispenser you want, and it totally keeps track. Do you live in or near KC? That place sounds really familiar.
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Mar 7, 2024 04:17
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A Strange Aeon posted:I mean, pumping your own gas, booking your own vacation travel plans, bagging your own groceries, all these things once upon a time seemed crazy. Making your own tacos when you order fajitas at a restaurant
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Mar 7, 2024 09:12
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A Strange Aeon posted:I mean, pumping your own gas, booking your own vacation travel plans, bagging your own groceries, all these things once upon a time seemed crazy. Having to tell the chipotle chef what you want in your burrito instead of ordering off a real menu
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Mar 7, 2024 09:14
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Time_pants posted:Do you live in or near KC? That place sounds really familiar. No, Florida 
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Mar 7, 2024 12:12
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Choosing a program to stream on MAX will now turn off your television, allowing you to create the show of your dreams.
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Mar 7, 2024 14:07
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eightysixed posted:No, Florida God I'm so sorry I didn't know...
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Mar 7, 2024 19:34
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Gutcruncher posted:At what point will they start owing me money? Because I feel my chances might be pretty good You would need one of those wieners that's like a dimple in your fupa
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Mar 7, 2024 20:50
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Time_pants posted:God I'm so sorry I didn't know... I saw this coming the second I posted that 
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Mar 7, 2024 20:55
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no
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https://youtu.be/j58IKUGyj0Y?si=V4vxZ4emmLUeOngk
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Mar 12, 2024 23:18
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in related news, mt local Walmart shut down their self checkout lanes, but if you subscribe to their Walmart+ service, you can scan all of your store bought items with your phone and checkout online. loving Walmart is setting up Disney-style speed passes.
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big nipples big life posted:A much more reasonable number of guys.  UPDATE 
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