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Not gonna lie, I’ve been trying to reword Ruby Tuesday in my head for a day or two now, really haven’t been able to come up with something suitably stupid or involving glitter dick, that might need to involve a different song…
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Mar 12, 2024 21:22
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To the tune of Little Miss Can't be Wrong: Glitter dick, glitter dick, glitter dick, coats the shlong
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Mar 12, 2024 21:34
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a slight rewriteRevins posted:To the tune of Little Miss Can't be Wrong:
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Mar 12, 2024 21:42
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Hey now, hey now, don't dream it's over....
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Mar 12, 2024 21:44
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Ruby Gloom posted:a slight rewrite Nice
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Mar 12, 2024 21:45
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God I will never get tired of this song its so good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6-sBjSPQ_w
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Mar 12, 2024 21:51
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One of my favorite artists is Crowded House and I love all their works. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M699TqhO06k Please watch for a good time
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Mar 12, 2024 21:53
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do y'all get gerry cinnamon in the us? the singer i mean.. as a scottish person it's borderline illegal for me to say this but i fuuuuuuuuucking hate gerry cinnamon
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Mar 12, 2024 22:35
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It's been a whole lot itchier since my dick got done It's been a whole lot sparklier when I come Nothing shimmers like my weiner now Nothing tickles ike my glitzy bough It lights the room up like a disco ball It blinds your eyes like a tinsel squall Feels like I'm wearing a sandpaper thong Glitter dick, glitter dick, glitter dick itchy shlong
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Mar 12, 2024 23:07
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Ruby Gloom posted:do y'all get gerry cinnamon in the us? the singer i mean.. Never heard of him until this post. That said, a quick check of his Wikipedia article says it’s very much not the sort of music I normally seek out. The closest I’ll get to folk are like, certain deep cuts by Pearl Jam or a few songs from those two Taylor Swift albums, it’s not normally my thing.
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Mar 12, 2024 23:47
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fartknocker posted:Never heard of him until this post. i don't even know if i'd say it was folk, it's more music for the rough boys from the council estate who cleaned up a bit and pretend to be all deep while they play guitar at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLLKVXldR-g AWFUL
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Mar 12, 2024 23:51
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Can you throw and catch a ball against any old wall ten times with each hand? Go ahead and try if you can. Ten times each left and right.
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Mar 12, 2024 23:53
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Ruby Gloom posted:i don't even know if i'd say it was folk, it's more music for the rough boys from the council estate who cleaned up a bit and pretend to be all deep while they play guitar at you yeah that's pretty bad For hilarious comparison, the last thing played on my phone when I was out earlier was this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB-URmzBXLE and that's after an eclectic mix of other stuff lol
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Mar 13, 2024 00:07
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fartknocker posted:yeah that's pretty bad i feel like i'm in the funkiest elevator ever
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Mar 13, 2024 00:12
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Hey Glitter Dick, don't you worry bout me!
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Mar 13, 2024 00:13
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Ruby Gloom posted:i feel like i'm in the funkiest elevator ever Jazz-fusion from 1974, from a band whose main song writer thanked Scientology in the liner notes of at least one of their albums? gently caress yeah we gettin' funky. Return to Forever owns.
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Mar 13, 2024 00:20
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*throws smoke bombs in this staggered line...
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Mar 13, 2024 00:21
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redshirt posted:*throws smoke bombs in this staggered line... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qiFjN3D8TU
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Mar 13, 2024 00:23
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But for real
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Mar 13, 2024 00:26
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plz behold the magnificence of Costco Beef Chili With Beans
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Mar 13, 2024 01:36
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Ruby Gloom posted:plz behold the magnificence of Costco Beef Chili With Beans That is a glorious cat 
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Mar 13, 2024 01:39
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Thank you Fart Knocker
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Mar 13, 2024 01:41
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:It's been a whole lot itchier since my dick got done 
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Mar 13, 2024 01:52
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https://i.imgur.com/0ymdSTj.mp4
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Mar 13, 2024 03:24
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Cat..... ON
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Mar 13, 2024 04:25
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fartknocker posted:It’s always humid for me because I live Ruby Gloom posted:plz behold the magnificence of Costco Beef Chili With Beans Pre-blep Unit
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Mar 13, 2024 05:25
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Ruby Gloom posted:plz behold the magnificence of Costco Beef Chili With Beans It's like how every kid tries to pose in a family photo
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Mar 13, 2024 05:32
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Ruby Gloom posted:plz behold the magnificence of Costco Beef Chili With Beans HAY WATS GOIN ON?
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Mar 13, 2024 06:08
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fart
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Mar 13, 2024 06:37
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Ruby Gloom posted:plz behold the magnificence of Costco Beef Chili With Beans this is the face of someone who's been doxxed
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Mar 13, 2024 09:03
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Booty Pageant posted:this is the face of someone who's been doxxed 
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Mar 13, 2024 09:11
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You may fascinate him with a piece of cheese
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Mar 13, 2024 09:27
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what i find unbelievable about the cat cheese gif is someone being able to a) go into the fridge and b) open a package and slice some cheese, without the cat being right there like HEY CUTTIN UP SOME HUMAN FOOD I SEE that cheese must be brought in from outside sources
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Mar 13, 2024 09:33
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this is how I want to be woken
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Mar 13, 2024 10:16
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TIP posted:this is how I want to be woken as a cat
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Mar 13, 2024 10:37
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jimmyjams posted:fart The triumphant return! Fart to you too, good sir! Fart to you too!
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Mar 13, 2024 12:20
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The packaging on my bag of trail mix has some sage advice: When the going gets going make sure you are ready. First step: snacks. Second step: not as important.
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Mar 13, 2024 13:39
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Ruby Gloom posted:as a cat Kafka's Metamorphosis except you wake up a cat instead of a bug Sign me the gently caress up!
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Mar 13, 2024 14:32
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gm fam, happy wednesday, feelin good feelin happy feelin healthy
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Mar 13, 2024 14:33
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I'd like to be one of those Temple cats. Just hanging round outdoors at some old ruin. Posing for the occasional tourist.
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Mar 13, 2024 14:35
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