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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
Really showing that guy who's boss by walking around him with literal stink lines coming off me.

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The crows here are following me around and yelling at me. Very rude

(sound on)

https://i.imgur.com/UyaiBcF.mp4

rah! will exact revenge

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

UFOTacoMan posted:

the breakroom fart guy

lmao

thehandtruck
Mar 5, 2006

the thing about the jews is,

i love this guys name. dan bong lol. owns. also steven kig didnt like the shining movie so can he really be trusted

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Podcaster is less of a job than homemaker.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



trom jabbar

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Dong Bongo is right

Stephen King needs to write an alternate books 4-7 of the Dark Tower before he dies

give us the last cycle you coward

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Finish The Langoliers trilogy

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/LozzaFox/status/1767272859309604910

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


crime fighting hog posted:

anytime someone brings up jesse ventura i gotta watch will sasso

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HUMuHeBwWo

Are you watching/listening to dudesy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP562hw0jEE

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Uhhh... I'm gonna dip my balls in it?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Hell yeah, Will Sasso is a treasure

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


dear the state,

I liked some of your sketches


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAvXnBgJMdM

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

how does one restore the foreskin

There's a great segment in How To with John Wilson about this

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

CaptainBeefart posted:

Uhhh... I'm gonna dip my balls in it?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I wonder if those green beans were frozen too or if he actually cooked something outside a toaster oven for that meal

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

all food must be slender and roughly cylindrical

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
youtube is now pushing podcasts on its main feed :gas:

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

plinkeh

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


You're meant to take the plastic off before you eat them

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
i do not want to see Sam seders loving face

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
I loving hate podcasts

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

Louisgod posted:

I loving hate podcasts

I love hearing people have a superficial conversation about something and saying “ummmm” and “uhhhhh” a lot I want to give them money

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

RealityWarCriminal posted:

i do not want to see Sam seders loving face

I do

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

https://x.com/komonews/status/1767083051421467058?s=20

MadSparkle
Aug 7, 2012

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

You're meant to take the plastic off before you eat them

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


loving Florida

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




I hope the president is ok

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


19 o'clock posted:

I love hearing people have a superficial conversation about something and saying “ummmm” and “uhhhhh” a lot I want to give them money

sounds like you

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





Fun pranks for Jim to play on Dwight


reminds me my biggest work prank was changing a coworker's name on his sales receipts from Robert to Bobert. that's what you get for sharking my customers you fucker.

Durf has issued a correction as of 04:21 on Mar 13, 2024

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Ron?

MadSparkle
Aug 7, 2012

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

give him some chapstick or something

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
drat I've never had a patient with literal brain worms

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Durf posted:

Fun pranks for Jim to play on Dwight


reminds me my biggest work prank was changing a coworker's name on his sales receipts from Robert to Bobert. that's what you get for sharking my customers you fucker.

I poured some acetone on someone's desk phone and it fused the keys to the frame.

Also classic stuff like screenshotting a desktop, hiding all the icons/folders, and setting wallpaper to the screenshot.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

love to cook up a variety of sticks for the kids

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

aren't you supposed to take the plastic off the cheese first

e: fb

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

cspam has known for years that trpmu had brain worms... We're always breaking the news. Can't wait for 10 years when it's published he's been making GBS threads bis pants in public all this time but no one wanted to say

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Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

“While the patient told doctors he hadn't traveled out of the country recently, he did say he had a "preference for soft bacon."

His doctors believe the parasite entered his body when he consumed undercooked bacon, and traveled to his brain through the bloodstream.”

yet another reason why crispy bacon is better

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