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Every plane is a UFO if you don't know what a plane looks like. Checkmate, fascists.
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# ? Feb 22, 2024 04:02 |
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 12:43 |
This is what our tax dollars are paying for, bold new frontiers. This woman may get a Nobel
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# ? Feb 24, 2024 03:32 |
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Two words: Subspace
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# ? Feb 24, 2024 04:25 |
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with a second moon lander landing on its side, i think its safe to say the aliens are loving with our landers
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# ? Feb 24, 2024 07:52 |
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It's probably just alien teenagers having a lark, it's the lunar equivalent of cow tipping
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# ? Feb 24, 2024 08:00 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:This is what our tax dollars are paying for, bold new frontiers. This woman may get a Nobel If Musk can get one
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# ? Feb 24, 2024 10:37 |
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https://www.aaro.mil/Portals/136/PDFs/AARO_Historical_Record_Report_Volume_1_2024.pdf AARO report that declares everything claiming to be a ufo is fake. Whistleblowers are in shambles.
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 12:38 |
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temple posted:https://www.aaro.mil/Portals/136/PDFs/AARO_Historical_Record_Report_Volume_1_2024.pdf As a member of the UFO community, this confirms to me more than ever that space monsters from beyond the moon are in collusion with our government.
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 12:40 |
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There's a new "alien" on the grift circuit. Doesn't look as tasty as the chorizo one, though.
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 12:52 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:There's a new "alien" on the grift circuit. I'm a sucker for white cheddar, though
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 13:04 |
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i think thats confectioners sugar
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 13:05 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:As a member of the UFO community, this confirms to me more than ever that space monsters from beyond the moon are in collusion with our government. I think some takeaways are: Most ufo stuff was secret tech that civs accidentally saw The skinwalker ranch dudes tried to start secret ufo agencies then claimed the govt has secret ufo agencies. Like a drug dealer snitching on their clients. The govt is in possession of "anomalous material" because the ufo guys gave it to them. Also, it's not even space rocks and AARO has data. Grusch was probably suckered in by the skinwalker ranch crew with this information, not knowing they were creating the controversy inside the govt themselves. There's going to be a vol II with names and data. Megillah Gorilla posted:There's a new "alien" on the grift circuit.
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 13:19 |
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temple posted:https://www.aaro.mil/Portals/136/PDFs/AARO_Historical_Record_Report_Volume_1_2024.pdf Lmao this rules
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 13:32 |
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This is probably the most damning thingquote:KONA BLUE: A Proposed UAP Recovery and Reverse-Engineering Program temple fucked around with this message at 13:49 on Mar 12, 2024 |
# ? Mar 12, 2024 13:45 |
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It's the Man Who Was Thursday, meets The Men Who Stare At Goats. I think this would make a great musical.
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 14:54 |
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Yeah, fills in the details from this thing we heard earlier: Mulaney Power Move posted:It's been a week since anything has dropped in this thread. quote:Conspiracy theorists working for and within the US government are perpetuating myths about UFOs that millions of taxpayer dollars are then spent looking into, a “self-licking ice cream cone”, according to the Pentagon’s former chief investigator of unidentified anomalous phenomena (UAP).
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 14:54 |
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The real ontological shock was the friends we made along the way
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 15:09 |
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I can’t say I expected this all to be a grift for a dumb History channel show
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 15:28 |
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so they tried to create a government agency and have rules passed they they totally get to own the investigation of any alien aircraft or dead bodies, and then went looking for aliens aircraft and /or bodies (none to be had) and their evidence to get funding was “there is a top secret government agency that looks for aliens so it must be true!”
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 21:41 |
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Thank you Thor!
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 21:42 |
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It wouldn't surprise me if a lot of the disclosure community is just grifters
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 21:53 |
Whew good thing this government investigation has proven no government wrongdoing of any kind it's all bullshit as expected
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 22:39 |
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The only result that would ever satisfy UFO Conspiracy theorists is if the majority leader rolls out wheelbarrows full of alien corpses onto the floor of congress.
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# ? Mar 13, 2024 04:39 |
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:The only result that would ever satisfy UFO Conspiracy theorists is if the majority leader rolls out wheelbarrows full of alien corpses onto the floor of congress. FAKE NEWS
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# ? Mar 13, 2024 04:41 |
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So that report is saying that aliens have infiltrated americas government?
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# ? Mar 13, 2024 04:47 |
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Non Compos Mentis posted:So that report is saying that aliens have infiltrated americas government? It would be the next logical step yes?
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# ? Mar 13, 2024 04:49 |
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:The only result that would ever satisfy UFO Conspiracy theorists is if the majority leader rolls out wheelbarrows full of alien corpses onto the floor of congress. Don't be fooled by their distractions. Keep your eyes on the truth. They want us to ignore the threat of the interdimensional visitors.
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# ? Mar 13, 2024 04:53 |
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I thought I saw an alien but it was THE CREATURE
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# ? Mar 13, 2024 04:54 |
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Thank you Thor
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# ? Mar 13, 2024 04:54 |
Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:The only result that would ever satisfy UFO Conspiracy theorists is if the majority leader rolls out wheelbarrows full of alien corpses onto the floor of congress. lies, i know fake aliens when i see em those are doctored bodies fabricated in a cia black site
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# ? Mar 13, 2024 05:31 |
redshirt posted:FAKE NEWS Spazzle posted:Don't be fooled by their distractions. Keep your eyes on the truth. They want us to ignore the threat of the interdimensional visitors. these goons get it
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# ? Mar 13, 2024 05:32 |
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The report only says there is no evidence of alienS, plural. There might still be one single alien. The report doesn't say anything about that
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# ? Mar 13, 2024 10:03 |
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Just one very bored alien, randomly anal probing and crop circling just to waste some time while waiting for a lift to arrive off this jerk rear end planet. Hey wait, is that just a skinny, grey Ford Prefect?
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# ? Mar 13, 2024 10:21 |
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GABA ghoul posted:The report only says there is no evidence of alienS, plural. There might still be one single alien. The report doesn't say anything about that The Greys aren't aliens, they are time travelers. Nothing in this report to refute time travelers.
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:59 |
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wait are greys us from the future? are they coming back because they have no junk to gently caress with?
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:16 |
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Non Compos Mentis posted:wait are greys us from the future? are they coming back because they have no junk to gently caress with? Yes, that is indeed our junkless future in times fifty million years from now! Edit: Crap, sorry, did the math wrong, that should be fifty million seconds from now, so like twelve days. Yeah, not gonna lie, looking like it's gonna be a real rough twelve days everybody. dr_rat fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Mar 19, 2024 |
# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:21 |
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Non Compos Mentis posted:wait are greys us from the future? are they coming back because they have no junk to gently caress with? Of course they are us. They look almost exactly like us. They look more like us than 99% of species native to earth -- no way they evolved on a completely different planet. I'm not sure if they have no junk, or if they are actually wearing futuristic isolation suits and the hicks they probe were too dumb to realize it. Hazmat suits are way more advanced and streamlined in the far future. What's with all the butt stuff? They are us. Or they want to collect tissue samples from an area where scarring won't be obvious.
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:21 |
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they hid the real story in stargate all along
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:25 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 06:39 |
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Future butt stuff
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