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https://x.com/GuardianUS/status/1767973082839290179?s=20 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQDz-CFQeY&pp=ygUQVHJpcGxlcyBhcmUgYmVzdA%3D%3D
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Mar 14, 2024 01:42
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Scarabrae posted:https://x.com/GuardianUS/status/1767973082839290179?s=20 Yeah I'm leaking some gas too
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Mar 14, 2024 01:44
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Scarabrae posted:https://x.com/GuardianUS/status/1767973082839290179?s=20 I started taking probiotics, im sorry.
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Mar 14, 2024 01:49
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvH9CFI0ZD8
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Mar 14, 2024 01:52
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"Hopefully of course it won't be allowed to happen." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCxPOqwCr1I&t=91s
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Mar 14, 2024 01:53
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:"Hopefully of course it won't be allowed to happen." i think about this model demonstration and its timing a lo t
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Mar 14, 2024 02:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih5OTyCYMH4
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Mar 14, 2024 02:04
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It was basically just a bunch of people asking "what if externalities are a thing?" Then everyone got mad at them because neoliberalism doesn't believe that externalities are a thing.
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Mar 14, 2024 02:05
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:It was basically just a bunch of people asking "what if externalities are a thing?"
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Mar 14, 2024 02:14
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The quality of life has empirically improved for everyone on this planet relative to 30 years ago let alone 50. We live longer, we have more access to healthcare and Technology. More people have University degrees than ever before. Pollution has significantly decreased There is no more smog warnings or smog at all in most Metropolitan City in North America. Acid rain is no longer a thing. I don't know how people don't realize this is the best time in human history to be alive relative to anybody else that has been alive before. Anybody that thinks otherwise I think just hates Humanity.
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Mar 14, 2024 02:19
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mags posted:let’s get to work you joke but people probably forgot that one of Obama's plans for reducing energy usage was to paint roofs white and then a ton of conservatives painted their roofs the darkest color they could out of spite and also no one painted their roofs white
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Mar 14, 2024 02:20
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Earth albedo, my libido planet's dyin', no mosquitoes
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Mar 14, 2024 02:21
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How did people used to buy houses with a single income in their 20s if everything is better now
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Mar 14, 2024 02:21
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Professor Beetus posted:planet's dyin', no mosquitoes God I wish, there were shittons of the little bastards when I went out for a ride today
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Mar 14, 2024 02:24
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Car Hater posted:God I wish, there were shittons of the little bastards when I went out for a ride today wow, that sucks 
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Mar 14, 2024 02:42
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Ticks, mosquitos, and flies will probably be fine for a long while because nature hates us And frankly I can't blame her
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Mar 14, 2024 02:56
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:"Hopefully of course it won't be allowed to happen." It's a magic old friend come to visit. 
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Mar 14, 2024 03:03
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Xaris posted:The quality of life has empirically improved for everyone on this planet relative to 30 years ago let alone 50. We live longer, we have more access to healthcare and Technology. More people have University degrees than ever before. Pollution has significantly decreased There is no more smog warnings or smog at all in most Metropolitan City in North America. Acid rain is no longer a thing. I don't know how people don't realize this is the best time in human history to be alive relative to anybody else that has been alive before. Anybody that thinks otherwise I think just hates Humanity. pity it's off the back of massively oblivious energy use and it's going away soon
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Mar 14, 2024 03:08
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Scarabrae posted:https://x.com/GuardianUS/status/1767973082839290179?s=20 Leaks of heat-trapping methane – about 3% of gas produced in US – cost $9.3bn yearly in climate damage, but the problem is fixable 
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Mar 14, 2024 03:17
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literally did a belly-laugh like "haw haw haw haw haw" upon reading that subhead, just delicious like fine wine
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Mar 14, 2024 03:18
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If present trends continue, by 2100 the average person will have a life expectancy of ninety, 100% of human beings will own a smartphone, no one will die in war, and the Atlantic Ocean will have an average temperature of 100° C.
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Mar 14, 2024 03:45
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Chunky Salsa posted:Ticks, mosquitos, and flies will probably be fine for a long while because nature hates us humans have the largest total biomass of any creature and so anything that exists parasitically to feed off of humans is going to thrive
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Mar 14, 2024 03:48
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Asimov called it 50 years ago in The Gods Themselves. We're smart enough to understand our problems and too stupid to do anything about them.Chard posted:Leaks of heat-trapping methane – about 3% of gas produced in US – cost $9.3bn yearly in climate damage, but the problem is fixable PUMP NOT STOP NOT STOP WE NOT STOP PUMP WE NOT HEAR DANGER NOT HEAR NOT HEAR YOU STOP PLEASE STOP YOU STOP SO WE STOP PLEASE YOU STOP DANGER DANGER DANGER STOP STOP YOU STOP PUMP "By God," muttered Bronowski, "they sound desperate." Lamont was still staring. He said nothing. Bronowski said, "I gather that somewhere on the other side is someone like you—a para-Lamont. And he can't get his para-Hallams to stop, either. And while we're begging them to save us, he's begging us to save them." Lamont said, "But if we show this—" "They'll say you're lying; that it's a hoax you've concocted to save your psychotically-conceived nightmare." "They can say that of me, maybe; but they can't say it of you. You'll back me, Mike. You'll testify that you received this and how." Bronowski reddened. "What good would that do? They'll say that somewhere in the para-Universe there is a nut like yourself and that two crackpots got together. They'll say that the message proves that the constituted authorities in the para-Universe are convinced there's no danger."
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Mar 14, 2024 03:48
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Stereotype posted:humans have the largest total biomass of any creature and so anything that exists parasitically to feed off of humans is going to thrive I've solved the carbon crisis. We must bury as many humans as we can at the bottom of the ocean in an act of sequestration.
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Mar 14, 2024 04:01
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I'm your Venus We're the fodder Sure gets hotter
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Mar 14, 2024 04:03
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kreeningsons posted:it’s this one https://archive-m2.outlier.nyc/shop/retail/supermarine-gently caress-it-hat.html knockoff Etsy version is here tho https://www.etsy.com/uk/nykxCo/listing/1044581809/eco-wide-brim-high-performance-rainsun  and that model's hooded cloak caught my eye as well, he's like a post-apocalyptic SnufkinLeroy Diplowski posted:I got one of those waterproof Tilley hats a few years ago and wear it pretty.much daily in all but the dead of winter.
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Mar 14, 2024 04:05
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The Demilich posted:I've solved the carbon crisis. all of them would be a 1km meatball https://futurism.com/disturbing-simulation-shows-what-would-happen-if-you-blended-up-every-living-human
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Mar 14, 2024 04:05
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my plan to capitalize on the climate apocalypse is riding around coastal towns selling piles of dirt
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Mar 14, 2024 04:06
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see anything ya like? [opens trenchcoat and a bunch of sand falls all over the sidewalk]
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Mar 14, 2024 04:09
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Rauros posted:all of them would be a 1km meatball I will eat the 1km meatball
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Mar 14, 2024 04:10
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smoobles posted:I will eat the 1km meatball You are the meatball.
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Mar 14, 2024 04:26
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graph sad. number sad.
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Mar 14, 2024 04:34
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Someone dropped a giant ice cube into the ocean
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Mar 14, 2024 04:34
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silicone thrills posted:RECORD MILD wait is record mild not a shitpost?
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Mar 14, 2024 04:35
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kater posted:wait is record mild not a shitpost? no it's the official way to talk about the winter being hotter than ever in recorded history
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Mar 14, 2024 04:43
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Paradoxish posted:Someone dropped a giant ice cube into the ocean it was the doomsday glacier fully breaking off
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Mar 14, 2024 04:44
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kater posted:wait is record mild not a shitpost? lol That's why i made sure to post the link to the story because it feels like an onion article.
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Mar 14, 2024 04:46
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Paradoxish posted:Someone dropped a giant ice cube into the ocean Planet Express couldn't drill it out of Halley's Comet, OP.
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Mar 14, 2024 04:46
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Paradoxish posted:Someone dropped a giant ice cube into the ocean Thwaite's glacier
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toggle posted:graph sad. number sad. lol btrump came btrue trying to
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