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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I can't believe they're still allowing people to post assassination coordinates :ohdear:

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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Captain Hygiene posted:

I can't believe they're still allowing people to post assassination coordinates :ohdear:

Remember that time that Elon Musk had a multi-day manic meltdown/destabilization episode and house-stalked Mark Zuckerberg while skirting the issue of getting his rear end kicked?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Doge dude has met Elon at least once, in fact the pinned post he's had for several months is photos of them together.

Someone on Reddit months back went down a rabbit hole (link) trying to figure out what his deal is, and the OP's conclusion is he works for Musk directly under some capacity. I don't know if I entirely buy it but I can see it given some of the information he seems to get before anybody, like certain photos or app metrics, for instance. It's all deeply weird

shyduck fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Mar 14, 2024

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

It’s not even court jester poo poo cause court jesters were savvy people who were allowed to clown on the king because they were super witty

That doge guy is just an insanely pathetic loser

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Another banger



And here's some of the replies. It's always an abnormal amount of replies, and it's always gibberish. I think hes paying for phony engagement on top of my everything else. This is like 95% of his replies to anything he posts

geworfenheit
Feb 3, 2024
it's amazing how elon is the one who sounds stereotypically gay and flamboyant in that interview.

lifetime supply of Pocky
Aug 19, 2003

explosivo posted:

Wh... what? How the gently caress is this woke?

Do you think that guy just relentlessly refreshes his Twitter timeline after every post praying to christ that Elon musk interacts with him? It really is court jester poo poo.

Woke is their word for minorities, as-slur

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Food $700
Twitter $44,000,000,000
Giant media autofellatio apparatus that keeps my reputation and stupid cryptocurrencies propped up $7.3 trillion
Fixing the companies I've bought $500

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
why do non gay regressive man think about other men dicks sooooo much.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

It’s all happening (uncooked fwiw) on X, the everything app!

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Hot dog

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Waffle House posted:

God this poor guy is basically a court jester

Hes that weird shrill laughing pet that Jabba the Hutt has

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


god he's loving lost it. like yeah no poo poo but man

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




tfw the social media site you own serves you up necrophilic content but you can't be bothered to do anything other than make a bland reply

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Poor Elon, every one is cringing

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



I have no idea what that response means

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I have no idea what that response means

He's saying Haiti can eat a bag of dicks

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Every open minded free speech advocate knows that "interviewing" Elon Musk means fellating him for a full hour while breathlessly accepting whatever brain genius anecdotes he elects to bequeath unto you, and Lemon was in the wrong for choosing to ask him questions instead. However he's embarrassed to admit that that's what he's mad about so now he's pretending he's never heard of fellatio.

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

Captain Hygiene posted:

CNN? More like WNN (Woke News Network)

Epic meme sir

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


He's exactly like Trump. The world is fortunate he can't run for president.



Maybe Taibbi and Lemon can collaborate on some sort of files.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


So I think this is where he saw the video. First person is the OP and Elon's replying to the 2nd person, Roe. I cropped the videos out because gently caress all that. I did not watch them

edit: both accounts appear to be your stereotypical right wing outrage aggregator. Extremely high volume of tweets, thousands of followers with almost exact matching amounts following, relatively new accounts, etc. Elon just falls in line with it because he's a loving moron

shyduck fucked around with this message at 07:17 on Mar 14, 2024

Mr Scumbag
Jun 6, 2007

You're a fucking cocksucker, Jonathan
Some women refuse to date an uncooked guy.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Twitter should really have safeguards in place to prevent people with the emotional age of a preteen (like the current owner) from seeing disturbing content.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


https://twitter.com/theserfstv/status/1768143973015581053

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
I'm assuming those aren't stonetoss tweets, but people informing others about how the dudes a nazi.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

pillsburysoldier posted:

Hes that weird shrill laughing pet that Jabba the Hutt has

That little dude had way more going for him

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
Elon really is the dumbest man on the planet, huh

Despite not being a Lemon fan, I am curious to see the fallout of the interview

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

dr_rat posted:

I'm assuming those aren't stonetoss tweets, but people informing others about how the dudes a nazi.

Correct.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1767596652284489816

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

kazil posted:

This guy don't miss








Imagine creating content like this for FREE

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




i can't remember where i saw it but apparently the stonetoss dude is attached to a company which is right now sending him to Tel Aviv which lol

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

Dude who’s never seen a blowjob before and is very confused.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Was it in 4K?
If it was anything like his stolen panther video it leaves a lot open to interpretation.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
loving bargain bin trump, like trump he can't just quietly end relationship with somebody, he has to order his mutant followers to bully and incessantly slander whoever displeased him in the slightest. But unlike Trump he isn't clever enough to actually come up with even a tepid original insult.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

What is going on with that hand?

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Radio Paranoia posted:

What is going on with that hand?

you won't care

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Dapper_Swindler posted:

jesus why does he like stutter so much? like its not even a stutter.

He's not really stuttering, he's rapid-firing a crutch word because he's so loving stupid and drug addled it takes his brain multiple seconds to finish a thought.

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

euphronius posted:

Yes trump wanted elon to buy truth social

Elong would much rather buy 4chan first

like he really really wants to

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
He would have bought Truth or helped Trump otherwise had he not committed the gravest possible sin - refusing to return to X, the Völkischer Beobachter app

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b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

MEIN RAVEN posted:

gently caress this stupid world. And gently caress Elon Musk too.

Agreed.

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