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Pablo Nergigante, skeleton warrior)
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That was the funniest thing a "serious" game publication ever did
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Mar 14, 2024 14:46
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the multiple warnings and apologies that got appended to that article ftw
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Mar 14, 2024 14:47
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Paladinus posted:I took the liberty. lmao
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Mar 14, 2024 14:47
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Bicyclops posted:Top-notch Сasual Musik Promotion What is this meme about? Bots trying to get around filters? Using the wrong character encoding? Bit of both?
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Mar 14, 2024 14:49
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:What is this meme about? Bots trying to get around filters? Using the wrong character encoding? Bit of both? it’s part of a secret blasphemous rite to awaken the site owner and coder
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Mar 14, 2024 14:53
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:you're posting on something awful dot com, with Jeffrey (SFX: honk-shoo, honk-shoo) and the Koos (SFX: screeching prison door swings shut) Paladinus posted:I took the liberty. Bicyclops posted:Top-notch Сasual Musik Promotion lmfao
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Mar 14, 2024 14:57
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:What is this meme about? Bots trying to get around filters? Using the wrong character encoding? Bit of both? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4055006
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Mar 14, 2024 14:58
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Bicyclops posted:My favorite are all the articles from the pandemic that are all like "How Diablo 3 Taught Me That My Marriage was Over" lmao Somehow I missed this for 12 years and good god you think it's going to peak when she says she started quietly playing on her DS during their first date but it just keeps going
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Mar 14, 2024 15:00
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Oh right. How strange. I guess a human reader can still understand it so it doesn't matter. 🅱️asual 🅱️ating
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Mar 14, 2024 15:01
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Bicyclops posted:My favorite are all the articles from the pandemic that are all like "How Diablo 3 Taught Me That My Marriage was Over" lmao Kotaku posted:Two games managed to show me it was all over. There wouldn't be any turning back. No rolling a new character for a fresh start, no "maybe I'd be a lot happier in this marriage on ‘Very Easy.'" These games, which were very different from one another, weren't the problem, but they were certainly illustrative. amazing. this piece is loving dire.
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Mar 14, 2024 15:09
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I'm not clicking to read it again but wasn't the reveal with that whole thing that they were cheating on their partner the whole time.
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Mar 14, 2024 15:10
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the zagat's guide to dungeons
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Mar 14, 2024 15:12
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Ibram Gaunt posted:I'm not clicking to read it again but wasn't the reveal with that whole thing that they were cheating on their partner the whole time. As long as they weren't cheating not only the game, but also themselves
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Mar 14, 2024 15:12
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i think she said they were both cheating, it's incredibly hard to tell in her weird repetitive writing style and navel gazing though
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Mar 14, 2024 15:13
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My wife cast Banishment on me, and I didn't have a single Lv. 3 spell slot to counter it. It's tragic, but I didn't want to waste my Lv. 4 spell slot on that.
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Mar 14, 2024 15:13
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honey........ive been cheating on you and that can only mean one thing.......... BRING IT IN GUYS!!!
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Mar 14, 2024 15:15
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Douche Wolf 89 posted:i think she said they were both cheating, it's incredibly hard to tell in her weird repetitive writing style and navel gazing though lol I thought I remembered it being "I'm cheating, so I assume he is too, so it's ok that I'm also cheating" circular logic stuff.
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Mar 14, 2024 15:15
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Douche Wolf 89 posted:i think she said they were both cheating, it's incredibly hard to tell in her weird repetitive writing style and navel gazing though lol "mutual cheating" yeah even still writing that article puts you over the top as the winner of the terrible partner contest
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Mar 14, 2024 15:21
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"Honey, when I said I was too tired to play D3 with you, I was actually playing PoE in the other room."
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Mar 14, 2024 15:21
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There is a spark in my life, thankfully. If there wasn't, I probably wouldn't have made it to today, to be honest. I have a boyfriend now (and I've had him for over a year now, so you do that math—I'm a cheating cheater (my husband had been, too), and while that isn't the only thing that made us fall to pieces, it certainly is among the reasons).
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Mar 14, 2024 15:24
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I didn't want to believe the signs laid out before my eyes, that the man I loved was a cheater, but when I saw his Shadows of the Empire file name was " Wampa Stompa" I knew I could ignore it no longer.
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Mar 14, 2024 15:35
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symbolic posted:i thought for a moment someone gave Cythereal buttons and was stricken by fear My only memory of this poster is from a thread where some goon was doing an LP of a heavily modded version of XCOM (original). The mod had a bunch of different art cribbed from various cyberpunk type games/sourcebooks for the backgrounds of different promotion screens, some if which were fairly cheesecake-y. They got increasingly mad about pixel cleavage, leading to this post: Cythereal posted:Well, good to know this mod is made by children. Which is silly, because unnecessary boobs clearly means the mod was made by adolescents.
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Mar 14, 2024 15:39
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Ibram Gaunt posted:lol I thought I remembered it being "I'm cheating, so I assume he is too, so it's ok that I'm also cheating" circular logic stuff. the way she writes i wouldn't be shocked it was edited in hastily afterward to clarify. kotaku posted:There is a spark in my life, thankfully. If there wasn't, I probably wouldn't have made it to today, to be honest. I have a boyfriend now (and I've had him for over a year now, so you do that math—I'm a cheating cheater (my husband had been, too), and while that isn't the only thing that made us fall to pieces, it certainly is among the reasons). that's genuinely sub-high school writing. the start-stop commas, too many adjectives, too many "I"s, unnecessary - or : use, and the double bracketing. all she's trying to say is "my new relationship is beneficial, even if it started as an affair", but that's like, typical loser rebound behaviour so she has to stretch it to "i maybe could've possibly DIED if i didn't cheat maybe sorta"
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Mar 14, 2024 15:39
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Cythereal is a gentle soul, don't pick on them.
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Mar 14, 2024 15:42
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Paladinus posted:Cythereal is a gentle soul, don't pick on them. I'm not trying to be a dick, its just that storming out of an LP thread stuck in my head as a funny thing to do, and is my only knowledge of the poster.
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Mar 14, 2024 15:46
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:you're posting on something awful dot com, with Jeffrey (SFX: honk-shoo, honk-shoo) and the Koos (SFX: screeching prison door swings shut) lol
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Mar 14, 2024 15:47
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Paladinus posted:Cythereal is a gentle soul, don't pick on them. They're the reason the SA ff14 discord had to implement a rule to never even remotely talk about underage characters in sexual situations lol.
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Mar 14, 2024 15:48
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XCUM
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Mar 14, 2024 15:49
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Ibram Gaunt posted:They're the reason the SA ff14 discord had to implement a rule to never even remotely talk about underage characters in sexual situations lol. Uh oh
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Mar 14, 2024 15:50
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The potato people are always adults! End of story.
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Mar 14, 2024 15:52
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Douche Wolf 89 posted:kotaku writers have sucb strong banned goon vibes yuffie is an underaged teenager lol
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Mar 14, 2024 15:53
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wow a lot of people need to go outside. or to jail.
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Mar 14, 2024 15:53
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cabbagepots writing for kotaku...
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Mar 14, 2024 15:53
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Ibram Gaunt posted:They're the reason the SA ff14 discord had to implement a rule to never even remotely talk about underage characters in sexual situations lol. Huh. Hm.
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Mar 14, 2024 15:54
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Douche Wolf 89 posted:kotaku writers have sucb strong banned goon vibes https://www.theonion.com/ironic-porn-purchase-leads-to-unironic-ejaculation-1819565403
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Mar 14, 2024 15:54
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:cabbagepots writing for kotaku... PsychoJosh.
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Mar 14, 2024 15:55
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Paladinus posted:Cythereal is a gentle soul, don't pick on them. they’re one of the most aggressively stupid people on this website
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Mar 14, 2024 15:55
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the sa ff14 discord seems like one of those discords with multiple spinoff discords due to severe drama like tradgames
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Mar 14, 2024 15:55
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Douche Wolf 89 posted:kotaku writers have sucb strong banned goon vibes lol
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Mar 14, 2024 15:57
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Feels Villeneuve posted:the sa ff14 discord seems like one of those discords with multiple spinoff discords due to severe drama like tradgames is this not all discords??? is this not literally in the name?!?!?!?
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