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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Bicyclops posted:

I can't even remember how Cyberpunk 2077 ended, and I did all of the quests and everything. I just remember the double jump legs.

It never ended, it's still going.

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Ibram Gaunt posted:

Anyways that kotaku article reminds me of another kotaku article (?) that posted about a fetish mod for the spyro HD collection that makes him morbidly obese and acted like it wasn't a sex thing.

its not a fetish its very funny lol what if spyro ate a bunch of gems and got fat

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

JimmyBiskit posted:

i can't not see chibisoma pop up in conversation without thinking about how insane it is to have to have a full set of dentures in their 20s or smth due to demolishing their teeth by eating nothing but hard peppermint candy for some absurd amount of time. funny/hosed up/extremely funny imo

what the gently caress lmfao

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

i liked when kotaku published a list of BDSM porn games and when people said that was a weird article to run the author was in the replies going 'OH, WOULD YOU PREFER IF THESE WERE ANIME GAMES ABOUT SUBMISSIVE WAIFUS???'

lady one of these games is about buying elf slaves

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

yeah i don't have a problem with weird horny poo poo about adults anyway but like. you don't have to post about it. we don't need to know that you're into muscle mommies or whatever that wasn't information i was missing

fun hater
May 24, 2009

its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

Bicyclops posted:

My favorite are all the articles from the pandemic that are all like "How Diablo 3 Taught Me That My Marriage was Over" lmao

e: this was actually way before the pandemic but I had forgotten that was almost literally the headline https://kotaku.com/how-diablo-iii-told-me-my-marriage-was-over-5964584

dreadful. i loved reading this

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009



Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

let's have some fun! (+ sluttiness)

fun hater
May 24, 2009

its a neat trick, but you can only do it once
lmfao the epic feminist game where you are a pimp

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
I am drooling... over low prices and great games!

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



how i achieved greatness by having a sonic the hedgehog bed

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

uh lots of dudes drool over the big booba mortal kombat lady because they want them to beat them up

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

fun hater posted:

lmfao the epic feminist game where you are a pimp

when i think women with emotional depth and desire, i think 'your pet name will be...'

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

pentyne posted:

uh lots of dudes drool over the big booba mortal kombat lady because they want them to beat them up

which big booba mortal kombat lady

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

When you play a sexy game, it's bad if you go AWOOOOGA and it's good if you go BOIOIOIOIOIOING. That's the difference many people don't get or simply don't care to get, and that's what's wrong with gaming today.

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

We should come together as a society and agree not to say “booba.”

copy
Jul 26, 2007

Gor, but woke

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

which big booba mortal kombat lady

all of them

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

BOSS: Hey guys, finished testing that game yet?
ME: Just need to tighten up the sluttiness on level 3

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
gotta give credit to that kotaku author, she found a niche and went all in, respect

Yaoi Gagarin
Feb 20, 2014

Let's take some pictures (+$$$)

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
the iPhone is the just modern e-Penis and it shames us

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Let's Take Some Pictures ($$$)

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

Pablo Nergigante posted:

BOSS: Hey guys, finished testing that game yet?
ME: Just need to tighten up the sluttiness on level 3

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



To increase the diversity of our video game's characters, it is advised you move the slut dial on some of them all the way to the right

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style

The Saddest Rhino posted:

To increase the diversity of our video game's characters, it is advised you move the slut dial on some of them all the way to the right

if it works for overwatch,

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
lets see...mediocre cheesecake photography.....a desire to enslave teens.....loving and cumming in your computer.............

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Pablo Nergigante posted:

BOSS: Hey guys, finished testing that game yet?
ME: Just need to tighten up the sluttiness on level 3

It’s a living.

Farg
Nov 19, 2013
cleretic is the one with bizarre lore and gameplay opinions, cyth is the one who was going around saying that the most recent 14 expansion ruined the game retroactively forever b/c it forced character traits on the player character such as "enjoys adventuring and wants to keep doing it"

i assume the discord rule thing is b/c cythereal was/is always getting in arguments that the two teen girls who have a romantic subplot are in fact not gay (they dramatically embrace after one saves the others life and it causes a giant crystal to explode into a rainbow behind them while the love them from ff8 plays)

Farg has a new favorite as of 17:33 on Mar 14, 2024

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

pentyne posted:

gotta give credit to that kotaku author, she found a niche and went all in, respect



She has a point. All phones look the same now and are boring (and that's the way I like it, personally). But you can buy a phone case with whatever girly stuff on it. I guess that's what they call pink tax.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

yea you can definitely make your phone look girly and cute if you want. i guess she means the shape? but at this point in design a non-standard shape would just be annoying

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003



Matthewtheman posted:

Right now I'm currently debating between Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme, an entertaining romantic comedy visual novel about a group of scientists who end up becoming girls after a lab explosion causes them to inhale gender swap gas, and DIDnapper, an RPGmaker game about kidnapping girls. I have yet to play the latter, but I'm currently getting it rn and will play it a bit first before I make my decision. You guys are free to suggest other ideas if you want, just know that they should be games that are good for SSLPs, as while I'd like to eventually start doing video LPs, I don't have the proper equipment to make a good video LP first. Plus, I figure it'll be easier to make an entrance into the world of video LPing if and can develop a fanbase via SSLPs first.



hmm, great minds

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Snow Cone Capone posted:



hmm, great minds

No loving way. lol

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
the ones that fold are already the girly phones...i will not be answering any questions about this

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Pablo Nergigante posted:

BOSS: Hey guys, finished testing that game yet?
ME: Just need to tighten up the sluttiness on level 3

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



I know someone whose workplace made her use the Nokia lipstick phone and watching her trying to figure out how to answer calls on it was one of the most agonising things

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Snow Cone Capone posted:



hmm, great minds

lmfao

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I know someone whose workplace made her use the Nokia lipstick phone and watching her trying to figure out how to answer calls on it was one of the most agonising things



you answer it by sticking it up your rear end if that photo is any indication

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

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Rea
Apr 5, 2011

Komi-san won.

Snow Cone Capone posted:



hmm, great minds

Jesus christ.

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