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Arc Hammer posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeGnXqTCwd4 Worse than I remembered. Twice as long as it needs to be because they only ideas they seem to have are the usual "car swerves into objects" and "pedestrians run for cover" so they just repeat them over and over. Weirdly, I think the slow speed might be caused by them doing this with practical effects? Like they couldn't get the cars and scooters up to any kind of speed?
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I've seen Andor and The Bad Batch because people said both are good and they turned out good. I'll keep my eye on Rogue Squadron and if people say it's worth watching because I wanna see my Star Wars Top Gun.
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Arc Hammer posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeGnXqTCwd4 Lol one of the kids from Yellowjackets in a rascal scooter race. What the hell is this, the speeder race level on N64 Shadows of War looked better than this and wasn't nearly as slow. The screen shake does nothing, they should've sped the footage up 2x! Everything looks like it's moving through molasses in this clip, very jarring.
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You know, I'm starting to think most star wars tv and moves aren't very good
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Trailer for the 2024 Crow just dropped... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djSKp_pwmOA It's interesting, but I don't see any looks in this that are anywhere near as iconic as the original.
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LanceHunter posted:Trailer for the 2024 Crow just dropped... Congress needs to forget about TikTok and make CGI squibs illegal.
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Going so slow that when he broadsides that rickshaw the guys stay firmly in their seats and seemingly don't even strain their necks.
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LanceHunter posted:Trailer for the 2024 Crow just dropped... Is Bill Skarsgard just typecast as "guy who wears facepaint" now
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LanceHunter posted:Trailer for the 2024 Crow just dropped... They've changed the goth aesthetic to the mumblecore soundcloud rapper aesthetic, and I will never forgive them for it.
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Paladinus posted:They've changed the goth aesthetic to the mumblecore soundcloud rapper aesthetic, and I will never forgive them for it. FKA Twigs
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Vim Fuego posted:FKA Twigs I know who that is, I'm not old. He's a rapper singer.
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if he truly was a "scars guard" he wouldnt be doing a freaking joker right now
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Lmao that camera shake is as egregious as the obi wan scene of younglings getting killed, did they have the same guy dropping in unaltered fusion nodes or something
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LanceHunter posted:Trailer for the 2024 Crow just dropped... lmao just atrocious
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LanceHunter posted:Trailer for the 2024 Crow just dropped... Hell yeah! Movies are back baby!
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Watched Killers of the Flower Moon Stuck between telling an Important Message and also sucking total rear end. The movie has exactly two scenes: Villainy and tragedy. It alternates between these across countless schemes for seemingly forever. None of the characters follow an arc or do anything you don't expect. Everyone is monumentally stupid. The native american characters had no personality at all. Human bags of tragedy to be popped by the villains. Realized just now I could basically also be describing Goodfellas, but those characters were fun! They had human qualities that resonated and made me think in a different world maybe I couldve been a hedonistic gangster too. KotFM characters were just boring disgusting racists. Too long! (the movie and this post)
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sure okay posted:Watched Killers of the Flower Moon I watched the first half, and I can't recall a single scene. It all just kinda melds together as the same scene of white people doing horrible poo poo over and over and over and apparently that goes on for the 2 hours I didn't watch. Also https://twitter.com/willforthrill/status/1767011403762704616
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Soapy_Bumslap posted:Lmao that camera shake is as egregious as the obi wan scene of younglings getting killed, did they have the same guy dropping in unaltered fusion nodes or something https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mEfV5v2MH0 It is genuinely funny how the scene immediately switches from a smooth pan into a frantic shaky cam the moment the shots start flying. In a show full of terrible decisions like Kenobi I think it has to take the cake for having possibly the worst cinematography and camera work in the entire franchise.
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Counter point, Star Wars had always been trash
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Killers of the Flower Moon is a great movie. Sorry if you're bad at watching movies.
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the biggest laugh i got out of Kenobi was when he was on fire writhing on the ground and for 3-4 seconds i genuinely believed this was how they were going to explain ewan mcgregor aging into alec guinness
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It took me a second to realize that there’s no hierarchy of knowledge or any actual mystery to solve in KotFM. You are presented with who is evil (everyone but the native Americans and Kierstin Dunst’s husband) and who are the victims up front. It’s like a 3 1/2 hour episode of Columbo. Well made though. Can’t fault the production.
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Jesse Plemmons repeatedly calling Leo “Son” threw me for a loop, but otherwise I liked it.
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i came up with an idea. i googled the idea nad someone already did it. enjoly
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I’m so upset that killers of the flower moon got a physical release but just in Italy and the motherfuckers region locked the UHD disc. The absolute slimy scumbag assholes took a region free format and figured out how to region lock it.
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Endless Trash posted:It took me a second to realize that there’s no hierarchy of knowledge or any actual mystery to solve in KotFM. You are presented with who is evil (everyone but the native Americans and Kierstin Dunst’s husband) and who are the victims up front. Why did you expect it to be a whodunnit, lol?
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I enjoyed KOTFM for the most part, but it really bothered me that Leo makes the same stupid loving face for three and a half hours. This is literally the top row of my first Google search:
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Paladinus posted:Why did you expect it to be a whodunnit, lol? Not sure but I suspect it was this part of the trailer that everyone memed: 
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That DICK! posted:from what i understand they dont even go to the moon, let alone kill it They should have been Killers of the Forest Moon of Endor.
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Killers of the Rebel Moon
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Fillers of Deflowered Poon (2023, Wicked Pictures, dir. Mason)
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That DICK! posted:if he truly was a "scars guard" he wouldnt be doing a freaking joker right now scar's gourd
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Mozi posted:Killers of the Rebel Moon
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Endless Trash posted:Fillers of Deflowered Poon (2023, Wicked Pictures, dir. Mason) I watched this! Well, 3 minutes of it anyway
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Rageaholic posted:Speaking of Rebel Moon, I watched that last night because We Hate Movies did a commentary track for it. Holy moly, what absolute dogshit that was! Snyder bragged more people watched it than Barbie.
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Rageaholic posted:Speaking of Rebel Moon, I watched that last night because We Hate Movies did a commentary track for it. Holy moly, what absolute dogshit that was! It’s one of the few movies that actually made me angry that I wasted my time watching it. It has no redeeming qualities.
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