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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

https://twitter.com/AewDefender/status/1768098078647628159

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

[guy who's only ever seen mercedes mone in wwe] this is giving me some wwe vibes

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
about that

https://twitter.com/TheJML_/status/1768106169426452586?t=EAe0K4Lh4c4p-BMpem2krQ&s=19

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
AEW Defender pops up in my feed every once in awhile and always seems weird, very much like an op.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
It's hilarious how these bots or burners or whatever always think nobody will notice lol

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


It's hilarious how these bots or burners or whatever always think nobody will notice lol

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


weird! lmao

Cult of Pies
Oct 2, 2021

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/e_parisfcEAFC/status/1768271746006691862

zigging and zagging

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
how can you be the greatest of all time and only number 2

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
omg lmfao Tiffany Stratton. Holy poo poo I can't


Edit:

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

how can you be the greatest of all time and only number 2

I try really hard not to be all "kids these days" and old man yelling at clouds but the way people use GOAT for multiple things at once drives me nuts. It's a singular term

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

We could also spend a while dissecting what is meant by 'performer.'

Man, one of Vince's least sins but still aggravating is trying to make the word 'wrestler' extinct.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
harmless wtf

https://twitter.com/EvieSonicFan124/status/1767932002659918103

https://twitter.com/EvieSonicFan124/status/1768276528977113468

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

I feel like this is absolutely missing the point of pro wrestling

One should evaluate the success of a pro wrestler based on how much they make you hoot and holler over how awesome the stuff they do is

The business stuff doesn’t loving matter, jfc

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

rotinaj posted:

I feel like this is absolutely missing the point of pro wrestling

One should evaluate the success of a pro wrestler based on how much they make you hoot and holler over how awesome the stuff they do is

The business stuff doesn’t loving matter, jfc

I will forever love La Parka from when I saw him as a kid dressed as a skeleton, playing guitar with a chair, and doing sick lucha matches. That's all I ever needed to love him

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
https://x.com/thisisnasty/status/1768081773110743327?s=46&t=ZOgtjsgQ2j9jWfsJ7rwNNA

Nasty is right. This is what the people want.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007


Ra-taj-kow-ski clap clap clap-clap-clap


Seriously though, what the actual gently caress.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

edogawa rando posted:

Ra-taj-kow-ski clap clap clap-clap-clap


Seriously though, what the actual gently caress.

What’s the big deal, it’s self explanatory

Here, maybe this one will help it make sense

https://twitter.com/EvieSonicFan124/status/1616550833910419462

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


What, uhhh… what?

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


those stories sound dumb as poo poo. I like my stories to be based around the ring and who is the most violent or who is the best at winning matches

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

RandolphCarter posted:

It's hilarious how these bots or burners or whatever always think nobody will notice lol

negative attention is still attention. people calling you out is better than the status quo which is nobody noticing you at all

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Ganso Bomb posted:

What, uhhh… what?

I THINK it is someone with an obsession with Disney channel original shows and wrestling and is making a mental universe where that person’s interests crossover

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


lol

https://twitter.com/jxsunelite/status/1768104154419855562

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I also really like old friends, who maybe drifted apart or actively became rivals, becoming friends again like the golden lovers. I also liked the story of mjf/adam cole when it was like who is gonna betray the other or will the not betray and actually become friends. That story got bad by the end but I was really into the formation of their team all the way up to All In.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Shard posted:

those stories sound dumb as poo poo. I like my stories to be based around the ring and who is the most violent or who is the best at winning matches

You mean you don’t want to see a pre taped segment where will Osprey kicks danielsons dog?

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

i relapsed Im sorry

https://twitter.com/TheBrianStryker/status/1768089412947095806

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin


WWE is gonna cook with their “who kicked CM Punk’s dog?” storyline in 2025.

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010


How am I supposed to get into the idea of a match unless one of the wrestlers is trying to cuck the other?

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Jase Regal Memorial Thread: Zoey Burger Def Julia Hart?

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

A Fancy Hat posted:

WWE is gonna cook with their “who kicked CM Punk’s dog?” storyline in 2025.

also did they actively get rid of anyone except Punk? Didn't anyone else they could possibly be talking about decide not to resign?

WAIT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT THAT BEEPEE MOTHER FUCKER YALL ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE SEEM COOLER THAN HE IS?!

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Was miro just trying to get nastyism behind him this whole time?

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


The best thing about charcuterie dope is that none of his poo poo lands at all. Either with the people he's playing to or the people he's trying to insult. You just look at what he said and say "that sounds poo poo" and move on.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Julia Hart time traveling back to 1998 and wrestling Disney channel stars. Guys complaining that Danielson and Ospreay aren’t battling over a shampoo commercial gig.

Wrestling has more than one insane type of fan.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Other stories about being the best

Pokemon
Dragon Ball Z
The Prestige

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

https://twitter.com/thick_cheese/status/1768123194698092719

My man is so close to getting it.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

A Fancy Hat posted:

Julia Hart time traveling back to 1998 and wrestling Disney channel stars. Guys complaining that Danielson and Ospreay aren’t battling over a shampoo commercial gig.

Wrestling has more than one insane type of fan.

ADRENALINE

IN MY SOUL

WE’RE FIGHTING CUZ YOU KICKED MY DOG

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Nastyism being The Babylon Bee but his one joke being STORIES instead of Transphobia is kind of a funny thought.

Parallax
Jan 14, 2006

it's weird that people long for the storytelling one might have found in attitude era midcards when the actual main event scene was mostly dudes who just wanted to kick each others asses

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


A Fancy Hat posted:

Julia Hart time traveling back to 1998 and wrestling Disney channel stars. Guys complaining that Danielson and Ospreay aren’t battling over a shampoo commercial gig.

Wrestling has more than one insane type of fan.

I'd gladly live in a universe filled with one of these types over the other and it's the one with Stone Cold Sofia Carson, The Fort Lauderdale Rattlesnake

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gripebomb
Dec 13, 2006

I wanted to fight the world.

- Eddie Kingston
I gotta twofer under an AEW The Elite tweet.

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