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Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey

Catastrophe posted:

Trump is Ozymandias. In time, he'll only be remembered by the remnants of monuments erected by past generations who long forgot about him. An ancient king who had a moment of grandeur that became irrelevant.

The ruined landscape is Trump’s monument.

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Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

cr0y posted:

So do all the Republicans reverse course on tiktok now lol

They've already moved on to the next scandal. Stop getting stuck in the past like a liberal cuck

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

:lol::lol::lol:

Rescue Toaster
Mar 13, 2003

kazil posted:

Hush money case delayed 30 days

:lol: better luck next month. Or next year maybe.

But don't worry, doomers. Trump is totally going to have to for real pay his 450M fine in two weeks. There's no way he wriggles out of this one!

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Propaganda Hour posted:

It was literally the best thing to happen to her campaign.

The GOP has no idea that other people have a positive view of women actually having sexual agency and didn't realize they were just making her look cool.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
interesting facts: it's called "trump nites" because the club they own is called "nites", not because it takes place at night.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

RC and Moon Pie posted:

CJ Pearson, one of those young Republican weirdos who went viral a a middle schooler

any details about this? soo many regressive parents try to make their little tool into the next young conservative wonder boy and all them have failed except the first crop.

like i wanna say he's the "kids for Cruz" kid during 2014/15.

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

Nessus posted:

Apparently pornhub is geo blocking Texas now. That’s a lol.

Ted Cruz orders a depressing of Subway (tm).

Synesthesian Fetish
Apr 29, 2008

Ya know, I useta be President... I'll let you kids punch me anywhere but the face for a dollar.
https://x.com/schnauzerdaddy6/status/1768366554792579144?s=46

Just heard this with my own ears. She quickly corrected herself but said she's going to be all over the internet now.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Synesthesian Fetish posted:

https://x.com/schnauzerdaddy6/status/1768366554792579144?s=46

Just heard this with my own ears. She quickly corrected herself but said she's going to be all over the internet now.

Keep loving that chicken!

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
"it's good for the throat, i swear"

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Synesthesian Fetish posted:

https://x.com/schnauzerdaddy6/status/1768366554792579144?s=46

Just heard this with my own ears. She quickly corrected herself but said she's going to be all over the internet now.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovIly_QFRiw

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Trump has some Goofus-rear end hair

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

This image contains lies: Day Crew ALSO knows Taser Balls happened :colbert:

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Eh another 30 days doesn’t change anything, he still goes to jail in the summertime.

Sadly I gotta reset the counter to 41 days until trumps criminal trial starts

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Matt Gaetz being forced to testify if he raped a 17 year old or not is something I thought got buried a long time ago.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
If this flag :911: offends you, I'll help you pack!

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Philthy posted:

Matt Gaetz being forced to testify if he raped a 17 year old or not is something I thought got buried a long time ago.

It was buried as long as he didn't piss off the House Republicans and then he pissed off the House Republicans by triggering McCarthy's ouster. Or is this latest thing not connected to that?

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

He's just mad they didn't use that money to pay his damages.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Synesthesian Fetish posted:

https://x.com/schnauzerdaddy6/status/1768366554792579144?s=46

Just heard this with my own ears. She quickly corrected herself but said she's going to be all over the internet now.

...but will he? How many of Bidens voters will RFK Jr be able to suck off in his desperation for attention? Will he be able to jerk off enough of Biden's supporters to make a white wave? Something something bukkaku joke.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
sucking off is very inefficient*, has he thought of just doing hand jobs and some sort of dick sorting algo?



*surely theres a way to optimize dick sucking

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Will RFK go from suck, to blow?

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Randalor posted:

...but will he? How many of Bidens voters will RFK Jr be able to suck off in his desperation for attention? Will he be able to jerk off enough of Biden's supporters to make a white wave? Something something bukkaku joke.

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007


turns out this is a picture from 2020
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/1145981/videos-of-horse-and-buggy-amish-trump-train-go-viral-on-election-day/

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


So that's why his voice sounds like that

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Sorry, Madam Vice President, but I got some bad news for ya: :gizz:

CPA Hell
Apr 15, 2007

I like to press the number six!

Philthy posted:

Matt Gaetz being forced to testify if he raped a 17 year old or not is something I thought got buried a long time ago.

Maybe Hannibal Buress pointed this out at a recent standup?

cptInsane0
Apr 11, 2007

...and a clown with no head

PhazonLink posted:

sucking off is very inefficient*, has he thought of just doing hand jobs and some sort of dick sorting algo?



*surely theres a way to optimize dick sucking

You gotta go middle out and line up the tips based on height from ground.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


*racing for the bathroom*
OUTA MY WAY IM ABOUT TO TMIMP

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

poisonpill posted:

*racing for the bathroom*
OUTA MY WAY IM ABOUT TO TMIMP

do not tmrmp

do not trmip

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Do NOT let RFK Jr suck you off!!!

He has Hepatitis! That’s why his voice is like that.

Don’t get Hepatitis from letting RFK Jr suck you off!!!

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
day crew: trump!
nite krew: trimpf!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Looking forward to RFK Jr/Aaron Rodgers siphoning enough Q-Anon nutter votes from Trump that Biden wins OH, FL, and TX, followed by Trump claiming that’s RIGGED and VERY UNFAIR, and demanding an immediate election redo that’s just him and Biden head-to-head.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



:trumpsmug:

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Do NOT let RFK Jr suck you off!!!

He has Hepatitis! That’s why his voice is like that.

Don’t get Hepatitis from letting RFK Jr suck you off!!!

Ok, you've convinced me

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Looking forward to RFK Jr/Aaron Rodgers siphoning enough Q-Anon nutter votes from Trump that Biden wins OH, FL, and TX, followed by Trump claiming that’s RIGGED and VERY UNFAIR, and demanding an immediate election redo that’s just him and Biden head-to-head.

Mmm, that’s some ‘96 vintage, right there

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Preoptopus posted:

They absolutely use the mail it's how they communicate with one another. I know that they send out newsletters from community to community across the country it's how they stay up on events like births, deaths, marriages, or tragedies and other community news. Like if someone goes to the hospital it will be put in a newsletter and the community all pitches In and pays the hospital bills and whatever else.

The Amish support socialized medicine? COMMUNISTS!

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

The drugs wore off but RFK still suckin'

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


jokes posted:

do not tmrmp

do not trmip

I’m gonna timpf!

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Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Looking forward to RFK Jr/Aaron Rodgers siphoning enough Q-Anon nutter votes from Trump that Biden wins OH, FL, and TX, followed by Trump claiming that’s RIGGED and VERY UNFAIR, and demanding an immediate election redo that’s just him and Biden head-to-head.

So is it the quickest shot wins? Would it still be RFK Jr sucking them off?

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