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Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

i say swears online posted:

for most people not willing to drive two thousand miles once every few decades, yes, this will be once-in-a-lifetime. if my passport clears in time i'm hoping to do some fun stuff

lol, just absolute :lmao: if you haven't set aside one of your private jets for total solar eclipse emergencies

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

i say swears online posted:

for most people not willing to drive two thousand miles once every few decades, yes, this will be once-in-a-lifetime. if my passport clears in time i'm hoping to do some fun stuff

Oh hey you sold me weed and firearms last year! How's your sedition plot going?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Rappaport posted:

It's not total all over the globe

That said, it doesn't necessarily make it a once-in-a-lifetime thing for everybody who bothers printing that





Sucks that we don't get poo poo in Europe this time. I guess I could fly to Dallas for the show.

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


Europe gets them in 2026 and 2027 over Spain, I believe. So it’s not too far away.

Our family is definitely heading out to see it; it’s the last total eclipse over North America in twenty years.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Oh hey you sold me weed and firearms last year! How's your sedition plot going?



if i'm not sitting in a camping chair amidst pine trees in the sierra madre oriental in three weeks i'm kicking your rear end

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I'm not too far off and I'm 100% driving to some random rural road and smoking a fatty in a cheap lawn chair to see that poo poo.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

mobby_6kl posted:



Sucks that we don't get poo poo in Europe this time. I guess I could fly to Dallas for the show.

You could but you'd have to be in Dallas. Can't recommend.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Cocaine Bear posted:

I'm not too far off and I'm 100% driving to some random rural road and smoking a fatty in a cheap lawn chair to see that poo poo.

you and thirty million other people. rural counties have already declared emergencies. bring water

edit i want to reiterate, not joking: bring water

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
Some total eclipse, can't even cover like a tenth of the US. FOH moon

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
I'm the bedknob shifter

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
At least he's wearing his seat tie.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

i say swears online posted:

you and thirty million other people. rural counties have already declared emergencies. bring water

edit i want to reiterate, not joking: bring water

Beer is mostly water.

Peter Falk
Sep 29, 2023
Staring directly into the sun while I jam my finger into boiling hot coffee

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Peter Falk posted:

Staring directly into the sun while I jam my finger into boiling hot coffee

How else do expect a "trad man" to feel anything at all?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Peter Falk posted:

Staring directly into the sun while I jam my finger into boiling hot coffee

i'll admit this does sound like anti-masker poo poo but:

if you're in totality, stare at the sun all you want without glasses

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


That dude continues an increasingly impressive streak of being weird as poo poo, idk what they put in the water in NYC

Staluigi
Jun 22, 2021


One time in nyc i stepped in poo poo running from a guy who was screaming at me that he had to get demonic numbers out from under my skin and i still don't hate nyc enough to call it the port au prince of america

mmkay
Oct 21, 2010

i say swears online posted:

i'll admit this does sound like anti-masker poo poo but:

if you're in totality, stare at the sun all you want without glasses

Or don't, because your pupils widen in the darkness and if you're still be looking at it while the totality ends you're risking a lot of damage.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

madmatt112 posted:

That dude continues an increasingly impressive streak of being weird as poo poo, idk what they put in the water in NYC

Lead, presumably?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

POV: you are a councilperson for a polity that is considering increasing density (your city's median age: 29)

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

zoux posted:

POV: you are a councilperson for a polity that is considering increasing density (your city's median age: 29)



what city is that, somebody posted another tweet elsewhere from that meeting where they overwhelmingly voted to ban further new housing

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Nonsense posted:

what city is that, somebody posted another tweet elsewhere from that meeting where they overwhelmingly voted to ban further new housing

It's every city. But specifically Vancouver
https://twitter.com/michaelgeller/status/1768447899225215093'

Here's my city (Austin) when they had a meeting about more density


Unfortunately the nimbys lost and that meant that Austin has added more housing and seen more rents decrease than any other city in the country :0(

https://twitter.com/housebostonorg/status/1742582131937681530

zoux fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Mar 15, 2024

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

The new Living Dead movie is looking too scary :-(

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

zoux posted:

POV: you are a councilperson for a polity that is considering increasing density (your city's median age: 29)

Well if every house in the city has as many people living in it as that one then they already have pretty much the highest population density in the world. How many more people could you even fit in there!!!


Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

madmatt112 posted:

That dude continues an increasingly impressive streak of being weird as poo poo, idk what they put in the water in NYC

They put pizza in the water which is why the pizza there is supposed to be so good

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

CBC News… why did you think this was a good headline?

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Men drive a lot of pickup truck purchases. So why is still no storage for a gun fleshlight?

Peter Falk
Sep 29, 2023

madmatt112 posted:

Men drive a lot of pickup truck purchases. So why is still no storage for a gun fleshlight?

There absolutely is though, some dealerships will install the gun safe/holster for you when you buy an $80k penis

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Love to drive my vehicle purchase

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013



:colbert:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/peoplesfabric/status/1769510875503776253

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Centre console?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Do cars not have gloveboxes any more? Do some people think that you're only allowed to store gloves in them?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The smart man knows that the queen's swans will go straight for your cock and balls. The ignorant man leaves himself vulnerable to dick peck.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Another total beta move: wearing a suit that fits

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

Do cars not have gloveboxes any more? Do some people think that you're only allowed to store gloves in them?

Gloveboxes are small as gently caress because of passenger airbags. They were often small as gently caress anyway before that but it's what it's.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


haveblue posted:

Another total beta move: wearing a suit that fits

Maybe Trump was dressed by his mom because he's a little fancy lad

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Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Gloveboxes are small as gently caress because of passenger airbags. They were often small as gently caress anyway before that but it's what it's.
Well then we'll have to define the point where we're no longer talking about a purse, but a bag

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