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Biggest disappointment of 2023?
The Dallas Cowboys (gently caress 'em)
The New York Giants
The Philadephia Eagles
The Washington Washingtons
Myself for watching NFC East Clownball
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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Ayudo posted:

Everyone is a little bit of a Cowboys fan, deep down.

https://i.imgur.com/SN0pBrm.gifv

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Febreeze posted:

You like fun? Name 5 times you've had fun

1. When the Giants beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl
2. When the Giants beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl again
3. Eli winning the first game in JerryWorld and signing the locker room
4. Star Wars weekend at Disney World in 2007.
5. Every time I post “gently caress the Cowboys”

Bonus: Duck Penis GDT

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

A 40 isn’t cardio

I don’t know about the other points tho

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Ayudo posted:

Everyone is a little bit of a Cowboys fan, deep down.

There are people ITT that want to watch Cowboys games more than me right now.


Given their stance on it, I don't blame em.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

euphronius posted:

A 40 isn’t cardio

I don’t know about the other points tho

What

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

fartknocker posted:

1. When the Giants beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl
2. When the Giants beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl again
3. Eli winning the first game in JerryWorld and signing the locker room
4. Star Wars weekend at Disney World in 2007.
5. Every time I post “gently caress the Cowboys”

Bonus: Duck Penis GDT

I haven't experienced Disney World but this entire list is pretty goddamn great!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


It’s anaerobic

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

euphronius posted:

It’s anaerobic

No it's not. It utilizes the ATP energy system. It's a sprint. There's no resistance training involved.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Ok I’m no longer giving you the benefit of the doubt in the other stuff and don’t agree with that either

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
I'm curious at the logic behind sprinting being an anaerobic exercise

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Wait I'm wrong it is anaerobic. gently caress.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
gently caress

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Please don't give Euphronius a win he is dumb as hell

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

:smugdog:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The NFC East is simultaneously the best thread and the worst thread every drat offseason.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Mr. Nice! posted:

Doltos hates fun.

He's a Giants fan so it tracks

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Blitz of 404 Error posted:

Please don't give Euphronius a win he is dumb as hell

God drat I stop posting for 1 day and y'all let this happen

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet posted:

Whwre Blarzgh? I wanna hear from the Prime Minister of Dak-i-stan.

I look forward to his full exoneration, shortly

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

fartknocker posted:

1. When the Giants beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl
2. When the Giants beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl again
3. Eli winning the first game in JerryWorld and signing the locker room
4. Star Wars weekend at Disney World in 2007.
5. Every time I post “gently caress the Cowboys”

Bonus: Duck Penis GDT

Do you remember when poster "Cate the Great" was harassing these halls with stories of genitals

The good times

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Diqnol posted:

Do you remember when poster "Cate the Great" was harassing these halls with stories of genitals

The good times

:hai:

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


The 40 is fine as yet another measure of explosive power and speed. Power cleans would probably be better but then you're turning the combine into an olympic lifting meet, and lets face it, power cleans would turn into some ugly rear end continent belly assisted full cleans (aka reverse power curls). The vert measures something similar anyways, although it's also imperfect.

The bench press is about as relevant to an o lineman, how many of them are flopping back onto a bench and are repping out 225lbs after the snap? It's just another measure of raw static strength with a fixed weight. Just do a full fuckin power lifting meet with boomer gear technique, would lol to see dudes wearing 6 ply shirts and benching 700lbs for one rep as a bunch of oakleys stare and tweet

Doltos posted:

Wait I'm wrong it is anaerobic. gently caress.

the best sprinters are generally jacked as gently caress and have very strong hips, although they're far leaner than a typical lineman

biceps crimes fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Mar 15, 2024

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Doltos posted:

gently caress

Perfect. No notes.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
Watching Bum Fights is one of my guilty pleasures. Please continue, gentlemen.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

This thread is consistently one of the funniest on the forums.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

I'm about to run a 4.4 40 into the Delaware over signing Devin White

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I could run faster than that dude



And score 7 touchdowns doing it. Lazy rear end kids nowadays.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Players should be timed on how quickly they can drink a 40.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Doltos posted:

Wait I'm wrong gently caress.

W0w

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Toaster Beef posted:

so are you just allergic to fun or

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Black Sunshine posted:

I haven't experienced Disney World but this entire list is pretty goddamn great!

Go stand in a line outside in the hot sun for about 6 or 7 hours, empty your wallet and max out a credit card.

Then do something you enjoy for about 20 minutes to a half hour.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://x.com/Commanders/status/1768405789859864585?s=20

I stop paying attention for half a day and the Sam trade goes through. Knew this was coming when we signed Mariotta, and we also just told the rest of the league that we’re drafting QB at two. What a reach by Seattle to give up a high 3rd for a backup quality QB. Holy crap does Washington have some good top 100 picks now.

https://x.com/BenStandig/status/1768388108108656682?s=20

It’s a whole new team:

https://x.com/granthpaulsen/status/1768307547050492283?s=20

https://x.com/LakeLewisJr/status/1768383661089362345?s=20

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 12:34 on Mar 15, 2024

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Are they going to get a qb. I hear they are important

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


They’re gonna draft a long snapper at 2 named cheeseman.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Maybe the basketball guys think QBs are overrated

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

BiggerBoat posted:

Go stand in a line outside in the hot sun for about 6 or 7 hours, empty your wallet and max out a credit card.

Then do something you enjoy for about 20 minutes to a half hour.

I'm too old to wait in line for hours to experience like 4 minutes of fun (title of my sex tape) anymore. Close proximity to Cedar Point has taught me that, whatever the cost, it's only worth going if you have a Fast Pass.

Going broke doing so is certainly relatable though!


euphronius posted:

Maybe the basketball guys think QBs are overrated

But they understand the importance of a Point Guard so they'll be trading for Bryce Young very soon

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1768307268024488259?s=20

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




I cant accept that the guy who has a questionable relationship with linear time owned someone

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


But they signed Marcus Mariota. He's technically a quarterback

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Do any of ya’ll truly believe the Commanders are doing something other than taking a QB at number 2? They’re only gonna trade down if someone offers a haul and it still lets them draft a QB they feel can be a week 1 starter. I’ll give that a ten percent chance of happening. Hell, I’ll also give it a ten percent chance that they’ll make Chicago an offer they can’t refuse and go get Caleb Williams.

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
it's a shame CJGJ felt the need to apologize to Philly fans for saying we're terrible. he should of said "prove me wrong," that's a more respectable statement

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