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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

dr_rat posted:

Just a comfy toilet head rest pillow for very tall people.

Do you not want very tall people to be comfortable while making GBS threads!

That's a beefy pillow. Suitable for someone full of muscles.

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Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
It would smell pretty bad from all the dead insects etc they feed to the larvae. I dug a smaller European wasp nest out of my friends yard in Sydney recently, it smells bad near the core.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Crab Dad posted:

How long did that take to make? The room seems fairly clean.

Supposedly it was an empty house during the pandemic.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Worth noting if you have a wasp nest nearby your house you can expect all your plants to be caterpillar free. Wasps are like, natures garbage men and take out all the trash bugs in the neighbourhood. It's why having one big house spider that lives in your hallway is a good idea to keep your house free from moths and flies.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Yeah they can get pretty big if left unchecked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdkz7tZ5lr0&t=120s

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

Takes No Damage posted:

Yeah they can get pretty big if left unchecked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdkz7tZ5lr0&t=120s

This video is insane

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Why would they write Australia as if it wasn't implied.

Imagine how satisfying it would be though for the guy in the invincible suit just doing whatever they do with that poo poo.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Kharnifex posted:

It would smell pretty bad from all the dead insects etc they feed to the larvae. I dug a smaller European wasp nest out of my friends yard in Sydney recently, it smells bad near the core.



imbb sucks.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Kharnifex posted:

It would smell pretty bad from all the dead insects etc they feed to the larvae. I dug a smaller European wasp nest out of my friends yard in Sydney recently, it smells bad near the core.



Is this picture for any wasps reading the thread?

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Sorry, I'm in the outback using a mobile, and Imgur won't let me upload pics. Is there a better hosting option?

European wasp nests are to be terminated with extreme prejudice in Australia.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




When I was a kid we had wasps set up a nest underneath my bedroom windowsill, so eventually we got a dude out to get rid of it and when he put whatever the poo poo is they put in the nest to take them out they went absolutely fuckin berserk and I had a swarm of wasps big enough to completely black out my bedroom window hammering against it for what felt like hours.

It sounded like the end of the world and was absolutely terrifying to watch even from behind glass.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
As I'm starving after all our crops fail, the sky dark with smoke from mega fires, my arm throbbing with pain from antibiotic resistant infection, thirsty from the water shortage wishing I was Chinese, at least I'll be happy knowing the wasps are all loving dead

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Bald Stalin posted:

As I'm starving after all our crops fail, the sky dark with smoke from mega fires, my arm throbbing with pain from antibiotic resistant infection, thirsty from the water shortage wishing I was Chinese, at least I'll be happy knowing the wasps are all loving dead

I hear the wasps have been buying survival bunkers in New Zealand.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
don't you already wish you were chinese?

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Takes No Damage posted:

Yeah they can get pretty big if left unchecked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdkz7tZ5lr0&t=120s

"Just for the fun of it"

"If I knew it was that big, I probably wouldn't have tackled it"

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

codo27 posted:

Why would they write Australia as if it wasn't implied.

Imagine how satisfying it would be though for the guy in the invincible suit just doing whatever they do with that poo poo.

The guy in the video said he got stung about 100 times through the suit, it doesn't provide complete protection and maybe it's better against bees than against wasps?

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

And now here I am googling "wasp resistant suit" in the middle of the night. Hmm should I trust aliexpress?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Qwertycoatl posted:

The guy in the video said he got stung about 100 times through the suit, it doesn't provide complete protection and maybe it's better against bees than against wasps?

What the gently caress. Buy a better suit

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Chrpno posted:

And now here I am googling "wasp resistant suit" in the middle of the night. Hmm should I trust aliexpress?

Pro Google is "Wasp Resistant Suit Reviews"


Wasp resistant thong does not provide all over protection. Fast Shipping. I give it 2 stars.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Remember wasps are smart, if you order a wasp suit online make sure none of them are hiding in there before you get into it. Wasps have already taken over much of the wasp resistant suit industry, just to make sure they're keeping one step a head of their victims.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Pretty smart. The inside of a wasp suit is the last place you would expect a wasp to be, so naturally you have your guard down

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Drone_Fragger posted:

Worth noting if you have a wasp nest nearby your house you can expect all your plants to be caterpillar free. Wasps are like, natures garbage men and take out all the trash bugs in the neighbourhood. It's why having one big house spider that lives in your hallway is a good idea to keep your house free from moths and flies.

I'm pretty chill about spiders and it paid off in a hilarious way recently when I got stung outside, must have tracked a wasp inside and a spider living in my house rolled that fucker up in like 2 seconds.

Thanks, spider buddy. :unsmith:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Hello gentlemen.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I got a ton of these lazy wasps who live in knots in the exterior of my house and try their best to build big nests but it never gets very far. They have never bothered me and so I have never bothered them and we all get along.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
some wasps or hornets were building a nest in my greenhouse and i left them alone because while they were there i had no aphids at all but then the nest just fell off the ceiling onto the floor and they all left :smithfrog:

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

dirt dobbers made a couple nests in my breezeway and my dad pointed them out, but I forgot to get rid of them until 5 minutes before he arrived the next time he visited. I ran out there to do it so he wouldn't give me poo poo and in my haste I got dirt and spider parts all over me and in my hair and eyes

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Could you not throw a trailer hitch at the wasp's nest?

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

wesleywillis posted:

Could you not throw a trailer hitch at the wasp's nest?

You can throw a trailer hitch at logs of things!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007



Right beside City Hall in Boston.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Boston sucks

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


It has its negatives but a whole lot of positives too.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Yeah, there's a lot of roads leading out

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

Yeah, there's a lot of roads leading out

95, Route 1, 128, 93

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



redshirt posted:

I got a ton of these lazy wasps who live in knots in the exterior of my house and try their best to build big nests but it never gets very far. They have never bothered me and so I have never bothered them and we all get along.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Milo and POTUS posted:

What the gently caress. Buy a better suit

Well, he was wearing loving blue jeans for one thing

That loving video gave me the chills because I'm allergic to poo poo like bees, fire ants and even mosquitos.

gently caress whoever posted it in advance for the nightmares I'm gonna have this weekend.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
that big wasps nest is hosed up. dusting off a classic here.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

By popular demand posted:

Hello gentlemen.

Quick, grab him!

https://i.imgur.com/DZcVmAT.mp4

Comedy option (sound) :
https://i.imgur.com/DMMiEw1.mp4

Milo and POTUS posted:

What the gently caress. Buy a better suit

You can be Wasp Resistant, but never Wasp Proof :eng101:

hawowanlawow posted:

dirt dobbers made a couple nests in my breezeway and my dad pointed them out, but I forgot to get rid of them until 5 minutes before he arrived the next time he visited. I ran out there to do it so he wouldn't give me poo poo and in my haste I got dirt and spider parts all over me and in my hair and eyes

:wtf: dirt dobbers are the only actually chill wasps.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
When it comes to wasps I’m a strict NIMBY

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

they were long gone by then

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Scratch Monkey posted:

When it comes to wasps I’m a strict NIMBY

TNSTAAFUwU: There's No Such Thing As A Free Wasp :capitalism:

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