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A Perfect Twist: Aug 15, 2007; "What have I done? I'll have to start again. To forget and to disappear. I'll head north, far-north, to that big question mark, the Northern Territory"

The Saddest Rhino posted:

it appears @WahyuYordan is doing cursed food everyday for Ramadhan. Here's a pandan-infused omelette

https://twitter.com/WahyuYordan/status/1768120890838118633

Lol

# ? Mar 14, 2024 08:34

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# ? May 10, 2024 11:54

Ibblebibble: Nov 12, 2013

Normally I like pandan but I fear that omelette.

# ? Mar 14, 2024 11:40

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

By popular demand posted:

If only he added some flour, Pandan seems like it'd work great for sweet pancakes.

It's so good. Check out dadar gulung.

# ? Mar 14, 2024 12:04

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

The Saddest Rhino posted:

it appears @WahyuYordan is doing cursed food everyday for Ramadhan. Here's a pandan-infused omelette

https://twitter.com/WahyuYordan/status/1768120890838118633

I do not like them, Sam-I-Am!

# ? Mar 14, 2024 12:30

F_Shit_Fitzgerald: Feb 2, 2017

The Saddest Rhino posted:

it appears @WahyuYordan is doing cursed food everyday for Ramadhan. Here's a pandan-infused omelette

https://twitter.com/WahyuYordan/status/1768120890838118633

Aborted frog fetus?

# ? Mar 14, 2024 14:24

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Aborted frog fetus?

Sounds like a Canadian death metal band.

# ? Mar 14, 2024 14:43

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Paladinus posted:

I do not like them, Sam-I-Am!

Would you? Could you?
For the likes?
Eat them! Eat them!
Don't say yikes.

# ? Mar 14, 2024 15:24

alucinor: May 21, 2003; Taco Defender

SlothfulCobra posted:

I can't decide if that's the worst krimpet or the worst mouse.

A restaurant in my husband's childhood hometown burned down. I regret missing an opportunity to sample their gradient of gravy.

# ? Mar 15, 2024 17:22

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

alucinor posted:

I can't decide if that's the worst krimpet or the worst mouse.

A restaurant in my husband's childhood hometown burned down. I regret missing an opportunity to sample their gradient of gravy.

Need gravy grading scale like SAE oil grades for this sort of situation.

# ? Mar 15, 2024 17:40

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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alucinor posted:

I can't decide if that's the worst krimpet or the worst mouse.

A restaurant in my husband's childhood hometown burned down. I regret missing an opportunity to sample their gradient of gravy.

Lost the opportunity and you roux it; tale as old as time.

# ? Mar 15, 2024 18:42

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

So there I was just looking up information on beluga caviar when

# ? Mar 15, 2024 19:35

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

By popular demand posted:

So there I was just looking up information on beluga caviar when

maca

# ? Mar 15, 2024 19:43

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

By popular demand posted:

So there I was just looking up information on beluga caviar when

Sorry, the terrifying Burger King concepts photoshop thread has already been goldmined

# ? Mar 15, 2024 19:50

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

It appears to be a macaron too!

# ? Mar 15, 2024 19:52

Zero_Grade: Mar 18, 2004; Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

aron

# ? Mar 15, 2024 20:17

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

By popular demand posted:

So there I was just looking up information on beluga caviar when

I�! I�! Cthulhu fhtagn!

# ? Mar 15, 2024 22:53

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

# ? Mar 16, 2024 00:08

Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzfs2dfmWQI

# ? Mar 16, 2024 00:46

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Ziv Zulander posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzfs2dfmWQI

my wife and I got into watching his videos recently and it's been a wild ride with all his girlfriend drama.

also he almost never changes his shirt or washes his hands, it's really something.

# ? Mar 16, 2024 01:21

Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

alucinor posted:

A restaurant in my husband's childhood hometown burned down. I regret missing an opportunity to sample their gradient of gravy.

What's with the slice of orange

# ? Mar 16, 2024 02:10

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

The Saddest Rhino posted:

it appears @WahyuYordan is doing cursed food everyday for Ramadhan. Here's a pandan-infused omelette

https://twitter.com/WahyuYordan/status/1768120890838118633

Imagine fasting all day and getting a cursed egg for iftar.

# ? Mar 16, 2024 02:17

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Sakurazuka posted:

What's with the slice of orange

It makes it healthy!

# ? Mar 16, 2024 02:21

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Sakurazuka posted:

What's with the slice of orange

Garnish/color contrast for your plate of brown

# ? Mar 16, 2024 12:41

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Imagine fasting all day and getting a cursed egg for iftar.

https://twitter.com/WahyuYordan/status/1768900295525056754?t=hoRqgxj2Z5QthusF8Qpn0A&s=19

Fried Indomie instant noodles, with oreo cookies

Dates on cucumber, a healthy menu

# ? Mar 16, 2024 12:50

Take the plunge! Okay!: Feb 24, 2007

Execute him for apostasy IMO

# ? Mar 16, 2024 13:45

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

dates are nature's candy.

# ? Mar 16, 2024 19:42

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

uber_stoat posted:

dates are nature's candy.

I unironically agree with this

# ? Mar 16, 2024 20:21

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

I would never waste noodles on that oreo thing but I'm tempted to try date on cucumber. There must be some method to their madness.

# ? Mar 16, 2024 20:23

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Dessert instant noodles are fairly widespread leading to perennial classic 4chan noodles

Oreo noodles are pretty tame.

# ? Mar 16, 2024 21:08

Take the plunge! Okay!: Feb 24, 2007

Noodles with poppy seeds and noodles with walnuts are classic Balkan poverty dinners/deserts and are both extremely good

# ? Mar 16, 2024 21:32

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

Noodles with poppy seeds and noodles with walnuts are classic Balkan poverty dinners/deserts and are both extremely good

Also noodles with grated hard quark or grated gingerbread. Basically noodles with anything that goes into a sweet dish. And butter.

# ? Mar 16, 2024 21:36

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Mar 16, 2024 21:37

Sekhmnet: Jan 22, 2019

As avocado's are nature's attempt to grow cheese, medjool dates are nature's attempt to grow caramels. I love dates but if I eat more than 3 in a day it becomes a fiber bomb with the expected digestive results.

# ? Mar 16, 2024 23:21

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

LifeSunDeath posted:

Why is this random poo poo always super expensive?

# ? Mar 17, 2024 00:08

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Schubalts posted:

Why is this random poo poo always super expensive?

Making things super expensive works on people with soft and spongy brains weak to marketing to convince them that it must be either A) worth the money because pricing never lies or B) something they can brag about having bought because it's clearly an excessive expenditure.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 00:12

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Sekhmnet posted:

As avocado's are nature's attempt to grow cheese, medjool dates are nature's attempt to grow caramels. I love dates but if I eat more than 3 in a day it becomes a fiber bomb with the expected digestive results.

I�ve lucked out so much that food doesn�t affect me like that, I can snack on a couple of dates here and there over the day and I�m fine, as with basically anything else I might ever want. Meanwhile, casein points a gun at my wife�s head any time she wants to have a slice of pizza or a single scoop of the iced cream, and my daughter may have caught that cosmic slap herself

# ? Mar 17, 2024 01:04

Scarodactyl: Oct 22, 2015

Schubalts posted:

Why is this random poo poo always super expensive?

Nobody buys it twice no matter what the price is.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 01:18

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Sekhmnet posted:

As avocado's are nature's attempt to grow cheese, medjool dates are nature's attempt to grow caramels. I love dates but if I eat more than 3 in a day it becomes a fiber bomb with the expected digestive results.

Daily poop fact: good pooping fruits aren't just fiber sources, they have similar sugar alcohols as sugar free gummy bears that stimulate your pooping muscles. So when you overindulge you've just eaten a whole bag of sugar free gummy bears dissolved in fiber.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 01:20

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

quote:

Virginia�s Emerald Isle Shrimp

3 dozen medium shrimp
2 pounds fresh spinach
2 cups dairy sour cream
2 packages (8-oz size) cream cheese
6 lemons, cut into wedges

Peel and devein shrimp, leaving tails intact; sprinkle lightly with lemon juice and set aside.

Carefully wash and devein spinach; tear leaves into bits. Place in large saucepan with 2 cup water. Place shrimps on top of spinach leaves. Bring water to boil; cook slowly 3-4 minutes or until spinach is wilted and shrimp are cooked through. Take care not to overcook lest shrimp become tough.

Shrimp will turn pale green as they absorb color from the spinach. Remove shrimp from saucepan and refrigerate for later use.

Drain spinach and pur�e in blender or food processor; measure 2 1/2 cups cooked pur�ed spinach and place in mixing bowl; fold in dairy sour cream and cream cheese; mix thoroughly.

Lightly oil 6-cup ring mold; spoon spinach-cheese mixture into mold. Cover and refrigerate until firm, about 3 hours.

Unmold spinach-cream mixture onto plate; arrange shrimp on mold in decorative manner; fill center of mold with lemon wedges arranged in sunburst fashion.

Yield: 2 dozen hors d�oeuvre servings.

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Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

i used to know rusty scupper

# ? Mar 17, 2024 07:45

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