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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



myangelcatbirdscrimes posted:

The story is much more endearingly bad when it forgets to be about Strig and focuses on the Count.

:hmmyes:

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Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Lol the lady rats have pretty eyelashes, because they are ladies

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
It's true. THat's why every camel is female. They are the only parthenogenetic mammal

Coca Koala
Nov 28, 2005

ongoing nowhere
College Slice


That's a panel I'm sure will be useful in the future.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Tree Bucket posted:

It's true. THat's why every camel is female. They are the only parthenogenetic mammal

This is a common misconception due to the extreme sexual dimorphism camels exhibit. Like anglerfish, the male camels have atrophied away to be little more than gonads that attach to the much larger females for reproduction. That's what the humps are.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"


SOUBOUTEI
MUST
BE
DESTROYED










Oh well, time for a new protagonist

Emzedoh
Jun 26, 2013


One Day Outing Foreman chapter 34: Time Rush part 2






Bro Dad posted:

Isawa's soul is immense

Yes, it lets him detect time loops with ease. In seriousness, I had a little laugh at this comment knowing this extremely ominous Isawa panel was coming up. Couldn't say anything though, because spoilers!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



KennyMan666 posted:


Top:
The baroness Cederlund from Skåne is visiting Stockholm and meets in the King's Garden the traveling gentleman Just John who respectfully asks:
- Does the lady know where Lilla Vattugatan (that's a street name) is located?
The baroness (very haughtily): My name is the baroness Cederlund from Skåne and I know nothing.

Bottom:
- Come on, why have you been standing here staring at that for so long?
- You see, I've counted to 4,718 and I'm drat set on seeing the last one.

How the child sees it.

Don't think this really needs any further translation.

When the more fortunate family Håkansson after a call in the Stockholm News brought out to their summer house the poor Emil Carlsson as a playmate for their own little son.

Maybe not this one either. Let me know if it does need any more translation than just the rather long title.

Well, I appreciate the more hands-off translation (but then again, I am trying to learn Swedish, so I recognize I may be biased in this regard).

Gertrude Perkins
May 1, 2010

Gun Snake

dont talk to gun snake

Drops: human teeth

fritz posted:

I think that on consideration it was Glenn Baxter that I was being reminded of.


Glen Baxter rules! My dad has a bunch of his cartoons on plates.






Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.
lol that last one might as well be joan cornella

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Tunicate posted:

MS Paint Masterpieces


#464: Light Of Judgment - Perks Of Authority

#465: Light Of Judgment - One Of Those Days

#467: Light Of Judgment - Splooged


Fodder shows the firm commanding presence he's known for

MS Paint Masterpieces


#468: Light Of Judgment - Stooged

#469: Light Of Judgment - Gesundheit?

#470: Light Of Judgment - Small Fry

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



KennyMan666 posted:

When the more fortunate family Håkansson after a call in the Stockholm News brought out to their summer house the poor Emil Carlsson as a playmate for their own little son.

Maybe not this one either. Let me know if it does need any more translation than just the rather long title.

lmao dansk skalle

Emzedoh
Jun 26, 2013

Emzedoh posted:

Well ok.

Here's Boulet on collaboration.

















Hey, remember this? 12 minutes ago, Boulet released an animated version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gSnrlIp9XI

Remember to turn on subtitles.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I love and respect you Pretty Coco!

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.




PYF Comic: This is weird, and not in a good way

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


pretty coco, is so beautiful and so nice

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Velvet Gewgaw

Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤
Sludge Knight: Gomorrah & Namekuji Part Two







Sludge Nihilist gets a makeover. Maybe being a monster is easier

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

I discovered while looking up Angel Catbird that Atwood has built on that success and made another comic.



I will not be posting it, whatever it is.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well I am contractually obligated to check out any media wherein Hitler is being punched out by a fantastical character (and they even gave him a skull on his stupid hat!) so I'll be reading this.

E: quick browse- nothing to get excited about, it's a drama about a Canadian comic artist who creates a patriotic comic with some tribulations.
I'll take the time to read this properly now.

By popular demand has a new favorite as of 16:24 on Mar 15, 2024

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
All things considered, I suppose things could be worse. Just imagine if a stray dog had happened to be chasing Strig's cat when he got hit by the car...

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Warbears #1:
gently caress you dad, I'll contribute to the war effort by DRAWING COMICS
gently caress you coworker, you stole my girl(comic character)!
and eventually: gently caress you Hitler, your poo poo is about to be bashed it by OURSONETTE* also my heroine has some striking resemblance to my attractive boss and the comic has an obvious self insert guy whose infatuated with the heroine.


*:ughh:

2 more issues

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Warbears #2:
:v: Hey you sure seem to be getting on with the boss, which I as a scummy womanizer envy greatly!
:sludgepal: Hey man we're both way behind on our work and anxious about loved ones in the war.
:backtowork: Less bonding and more cartoons!

:backtowork:Hey pencil monkey, you've been doing really well howabout I open up about my own past as a comic artist struggling against sexism?
:sludgepal: Well sure I'll have a drink with you and ahhhh...you are getting quite close to me and
:backtowork: Nope! the moment is over and I have booze to consume, angrily!

:sludgepal: Time to overindulge in drink with my rear end in a top hat coworker I guess.
Later at home, the worst news a family can get and this amazing piece of artwork:


:tbear: I'm still loving up Hitler's poo poo and keeping moral up!
:backtowork: Bad news everyone whose not critical for the successful comic, ink and paper rationing forced my to lay you all out.
:lost::doink: (we need more drama smilies)

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Warbears "3:
:bignews: IT'S loving OVER THAT loving MOUSTACHED gently caress DID HIMSELF IN!:siren:
:v: hey buddy rationing's over sit down and stuff your face with us!
:backtowork: Hell yeah boy it's time to party!
:stare: But now there's no war on what's our comic to dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

:backtowork: Hello all you good and rehired people, I've just sold the company to my new true love!
:coffeepal: Oh! well he seems nice, but I always thought you went with coworker Mike.
:backtowork: All this time and you didn't figure out Mike is GAY?
:v: That's right, I only do this lovely macho act because it's loving 1945!
:coffeepal: You were always so harsh on me though.
:v: Sorry, that was just fitting in with the culture of the times.

:tbear: Cheer up you doofus, you done good kid!
:coffeepal: I guess I did
:tbear: and there's still the whole Cold war and the atomic age to navigate through comics!

:corsair:Well I'm old, it's 2009 and time to get some :sparkles:loving accolades!:sparkles:

Thank you all that was a summery of Margaret Atwood's WARBEARS

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Thank you for posting the textualized bearlady comic :cheersdoge:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Also machine translation still sucks

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Lavender Jack








Interesting that the mad bomber took the trouble to blow up the HQ of a candidate who'd already been arrested. I guess he doesn't get much news in whatever cave he seems to live in?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Maybe this was a mere demonstration and therefore targeting a fairly empty target was desired?
Could be our mystery bomber wants to control the city rather than demolish it.

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

By popular demand posted:

Maybe this was a mere demonstration and therefore targeting a fairly empty target was desired?
Could be our mystery bomber wants to control the city rather than demolish it.

Could also be working for Delaney and is trying to frame Gall as being behind the elimination of opponents (which he already kinda' was, but not in That Way).

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
Video Game Cheats n' Beatums

(reminder that these were comics done back in 2015)

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

nope. it's white power robin and you can't convince me otherwise

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I still have no idea how giving the "it stinks" sign translates to a KOed thug.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




What, if you've ever eaten hot peppers you should know that milk is better than water for bringing down the heat

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I gave a quick try to recolouring the water and it looked bad, I can see why Dan Skade went for a white color on that background

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

By popular demand posted:

I still have no idea how giving the "it stinks" sign translates to a KOed thug.

punched the thug while he distracted

KennyMan666
May 27, 2010

The Saga

Silliness.



Top:
- Are you coming along to the baths?
- So you want to see me naked, you bastard!

Bottom:
- Should we get a half punsch?
- No, that's too much.
- Should we get a quart then?
- No, that's too little.
- We'll have two quarts then.

Secrets.

The reporter (interviewing the hundred-year-old on his birthday): Would you like to share some of the reasons you can assume have contributed to you having reached this respectable age?
The hundred-year-old: Right, well, I have never worked before breakfast.
The reporter: Well, that's interesting. I'll note that down.
The hundred-year-old: But there's also something else, that you should not forget.
The reporter: What's that?
The hundred-year-old: I have never worked after breakfast either.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

By popular demand posted:

I still have no idea how giving the "it stinks" sign translates to a KOed thug.

it's like the 'punchbuggy' game where you punch your sibling when you see a vw beetle while in the back seat of the car, except it's that you punch your friend if you make the hand sign and they look at it

Emzedoh
Jun 26, 2013


Hyouge Mono Ceremony 63: Hello Mr. Monkey Jr.






Remember, Rikyu literally saved Hasegawa's life by liking his paintings in Sasuke's manor.


The Dragon, the Hero and the Courier Episode 32: The Logger, the Spirit and the Courier






Fight scene \o/

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_2T-Phz6FQ

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